November 19, 2017
"Anyone that says or thinks it's just the easy way out is just completely wrong. "
“And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery, 'the Low-Cal Calzone Zone.'”
"[Justin] called me and said, 'This happened. Enough is enough.'"
Some of these folks might need a day off.
"Friends don't lie."
"If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean."
Not making these recipes would be a huge missed steak
"This is no longer the job I signed up for four years ago," the actor said in a statement Sunday.
"Who named them Kegels and not puss-ups?"
And maybe one that '90s kids should go back and check out as well.
Remember, this is an imaginary meal with imaginary calories.
Pretend To Be A Doctor For The Day And We'll Reveal If You're More "Grey's Anatomy" Or "Private Practice"
Either way, you're gonna be surrounded by hot people and drama.
You're a wizard, insert your name here.
Tommy Pickles' original name was Ollie Pickles.
Two words: Ewan McGregor.
Get spooked in style.
"My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains."
BF: "Do you really need that perfume?" GF: "Do I really need you?"
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Deconstructed green bean casserole, anyone?
This might drive you a little bit crazy. Sorry!
Who killed Jason Blossom?
Would you say yes to these *bridesmaids* dresses?
"I am having so many thoughts and feelings that I'm paralyzed right now."
28,000+ people can back me on this, you guys.
But a lawyer for Kate, the former Uber driver who accused Winston of groping her during a ride in 2016, said Sunday, “no one else was in the car” besides Winston. The NFL is investigating the allegations.
Go with your first instincts.
You're gonna wanna hear me out.
You've been listening for a week straight, so it's time to put your knowledge to the test.
We will never be worthy of the Hanx.
It's harder than you'd think.
Therapy is awesome. Finding a therapist that you click with can suck.
Honestly, there are some valid points here but I still will never be DTF with mushy peas.
These recipes are EGGcelent
Be your own Mr. Clean
Keri Claussen Khalighi told the Los Angeles Times that Simmons assaulted her in his apartment with director Brett Ratner present. Simmons and Ratner both deny the allegation.
The world is a big place.
That's life, man.
Happy Stranger Things-giving!
Your access to ice cream is at stake here.
Are you a warm weather person or a cold weather person?
Presents that don't succ.
"I can hear the bells."
Tried and tested!
Time to get your mixing bowl out!
You need a car that has space in the front, but even more space in the back.
Sometimes you have to see yourself a whole different way.
A Police Force Has Been Praised For Tweeting A Powerful Open Letter To Women In Abusive Relationships
"We know you follow this account and want you to see this."
Under a brutal dictatorship in Argentina, thousands of people were killed, and babies snatched from their mothers' arms. Children of the perpetrators are now coming together to speak out against their fathers — forming a substitute family after being banished from their own.
Banana split or brownie sundae?
"Just put men in rice."
So your stomach isn't making a fuss while you're trying to go to bed.
Mehr Bücher! Mehr Bücher! Mehr Bücher!
Was I going to p-push it real good?
Sean Baker gained renown for shooting his last film completely on an iPhone. Now, people are calling The Florida Project this year’s Moonlight — a little film built on a big and expansive idea.
People are expected to spend more on holiday shopping this year than they did last year. Perhaps in part because the starting gun for holiday sales keeps getting earlier.
Doug Jones is trying to run a typical Senate campaign in an entirely untypical environment.
This won't be easy.
The inductees into the totally not fake Twitter Hall of Fame are...
YOU get a makeover! YOU get a makeover! EVERYBODY GETS A MAKEOVERRRRRR!
"What, like it's hard?"
They're all so good!
A look at the historical photos and documents in the UK's first archive dedicated to British Muslims.
Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe Still Hasn’t Stepped Down — Despite A Deadline Set By His Own Party
"We must learn to forgive and resolve contradictions, real or perceived, in a comradely Zimbabwean spirit," the 93-year-old president said in a highly anticipated address to the nation in which he failed to stand aside.
According to official statistics, there were 1.42 million unemployed people in the UK between July and September this year.
Not a day goes by where I don't thank God for my slow cooker. No joke.
Are you a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin?
Prepare to drool.
Could this BE any more difficult?
“She’s part of my life all the time, in a very different way. But that’s campaign Nazanin, rather than the real Nazanin.”
Tlachdmhor agus tàlantach.
Make it a December to remember.
"Y por eso me vi obligada a sacar un tampón usado del culo de mi perra".
For Aussie eyes only.
"The person you vote for could determine whether or not abortion remains in the Criminal Code in Queensland."
You might want to open this in an incognito tab.
And no, you can't ask Hermione for help.
"Sit on your own damn face; I'm busy." —Cherilyn "Cher" Sarkisian, 2012.
Kool-Aid pickles? No, thanks.
Beanie-wearing ski bum or bearded barista?
"No one's going to stop me, you'll see. I will go far!"