November 19, 2017
"Anyone that says or thinks it's just the easy way out is just completely wrong. "
“And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery, 'the Low-Cal Calzone Zone.'”
"[Justin] called me and said, 'This happened. Enough is enough.'"
"If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean."
"This is no longer the job I signed up for four years ago," the actor said in a statement Sunday.
"Who named them Kegels and not puss-ups?"
And maybe one that '90s kids should go back and check out as well.
Remember, this is an imaginary meal with imaginary calories.
Pretend To Be A Doctor For The Day And We'll Reveal If You're More "Grey's Anatomy" Or "Private Practice"
Either way, you're gonna be surrounded by hot people and drama.
You're a wizard, insert your name here.
Tommy Pickles' original name was Ollie Pickles.
Two words: Ewan McGregor.
"My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains."
BF: "Do you really need that perfume?" GF: "Do I really need you?"
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Deconstructed green bean casserole, anyone?
This might drive you a little bit crazy. Sorry!
Who killed Jason Blossom?
Would you say yes to these *bridesmaids* dresses?
"I am having so many thoughts and feelings that I'm paralyzed right now."
28,000+ people can back me on this, you guys.
But a lawyer for Kate, the former Uber driver who accused Winston of groping her during a ride in 2016, said Sunday, “no one else was in the car” besides Winston. The NFL is investigating the allegations.
You're gonna wanna hear me out.
You've been listening for a week straight, so it's time to put your knowledge to the test.
It's harder than you'd think.
Therapy is awesome. Finding a therapist that you click with can suck.
Honestly, there are some valid points here but I still will never be DTF with mushy peas.
Keri Claussen Khalighi told the Los Angeles Times that Simmons assaulted her in his apartment with director Brett Ratner present. Simmons and Ratner both deny the allegation.
Happy Stranger Things-giving!
Your access to ice cream is at stake here.
Are you a warm weather person or a cold weather person?
Time to get your mixing bowl out!
You need a car that has space in the front, but even more space in the back.
A Police Force Has Been Praised For Tweeting A Powerful Open Letter To Women In Abusive Relationships
"We know you follow this account and want you to see this."
Under a brutal dictatorship in Argentina, thousands of people were killed, and babies snatched from their mothers' arms. Children of the perpetrators are now coming together to speak out against their fathers — forming a substitute family after being banished from their own.
So your stomach isn't making a fuss while you're trying to go to bed.
Sean Baker gained renown for shooting his last film completely on an iPhone. Now, people are calling The Florida Project this year’s Moonlight — a little film built on a big and expansive idea.
People are expected to spend more on holiday shopping this year than they did last year. Perhaps in part because the starting gun for holiday sales keeps getting earlier.
Doug Jones is trying to run a typical Senate campaign in an entirely untypical environment.
The inductees into the totally not fake Twitter Hall of Fame are...
YOU get a makeover! YOU get a makeover! EVERYBODY GETS A MAKEOVERRRRRR!
"What, like it's hard?"
A look at the historical photos and documents in the UK's first archive dedicated to British Muslims.
Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe Still Hasn’t Stepped Down — Despite A Deadline Set By His Own Party
"We must learn to forgive and resolve contradictions, real or perceived, in a comradely Zimbabwean spirit," the 93-year-old president said in a highly anticipated address to the nation in which he failed to stand aside.
According to official statistics, there were 1.42 million unemployed people in the UK between July and September this year.
Not a day goes by where I don't thank God for my slow cooker. No joke.
Are you a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin?
Could this BE any more difficult?
“She’s part of my life all the time, in a very different way. But that’s campaign Nazanin, rather than the real Nazanin.”
Make it a December to remember.
"Y por eso me vi obligada a sacar un tampón usado del culo de mi perra".
"The person you vote for could determine whether or not abortion remains in the Criminal Code in Queensland."
You might want to open this in an incognito tab.
And no, you can't ask Hermione for help.
"Sit on your own damn face; I'm busy." —Cherilyn "Cher" Sarkisian, 2012.
Beanie-wearing ski bum or bearded barista?
"No one's going to stop me, you'll see. I will go far!"