November 25, 2017
Yeah, we pee in the pool.
Can you even come to the phone right now?
IT WAS THERE IN THE KRISPIE TREATS ALL ALONG.
Let's talk about sex.
Raise your hand if you've left a dirty dish in the sink for at least a week.
You know you want to find out.
It's a feat of athleticism.
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
Enchanted furniture not included.
Cornell University food behavior scientist Brian Wansink has retracted another paper — his fourth this year. “There is no empirical support for the conclusions of the article,” the journal editors wrote.
"On my last day, one of my co-workers cornered me and whipped out his dick... he told me 'I wanted to make sure you got the chance to see it.'"
Because chefs are cleaning wizards.
We can't all be Dad Steve.
It's important to put yourself in someone else's shoes sometimes to be a better ally.
Because melty, cheesy, and bubbling are qualities I look for in a recipe.
We're kind of obsessed with how much our brains hurt tbh.
The real reason for its existence.
Tíos, vecinos, primos, conocidos, hermanos, padrastros son los principales agresores.
"Jennifer Lawrence wants to hang out with me?!" —Every goat reading this.
Zero gravity more like HERO gravity.
~*PEACH ON EARTH*~
Get in loser, we're going to break the law!
"Do the alphabet with your tongue."
“You think Food Network really can’t afford a second ice cream machine for Chopped? Get real.”
I just want Bughead to be happy.
She's actually just like us.
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo."
Stealing music from the air.
Let your stomach decide.
Are you a fashion emergency?
Yes it is that season again.
Sorry, I'm taken... FOR GRANTED!!!
How well do you see?
This is your ultimate Elf on the Shelf resource.
Sometimes poop and love don't go together.
"Yer a wizard, Harry."
Put away your wallet and follow these Instagram accounts.
The gun and bomb attack on the Al Rawdah mosque in the Sinai peninsula during Friday prayers killed at least 305 people, including 27 children.
Weil du auch mit deinem Telefon richtig gute Fotos machen kannst!
Of course your remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and She-Ra! But, do you remember playing with Dino-Riders and Lady Lovely Locks?!
Shawn Mendes Opened Up About Losing His Virginity, Hooking Up With Older Women, And More In A Recent Interview
"How old were you when you lost your V plate?"
Nobody should have to worry about finding cute clothes in their size. Way to go, LC!
"Not only can I do it. I can do it well."
Your tree is going to look *so* good.
Prepare to feel so much pain.
Which baby is living their best life?
"My heart just skipped a beat".
O lanchinho mais gostoso de todos
Care/of makes taking daily vitamins easy, customizable, worry-free, and — dare I say it — kinda fun.
"We should ban all men untill we figure out what's going on."
Excuse me while I adopt a whole Eastern lifestyle. Thx!
'tis the (cuffing) season!
When it comes to creating the "perfect" Tinder profile, the struggle is real.
Velvet hangers FTW.
Because you deserve something special every dang day.
How A Misleading Story About Animal Sentience Became The Most Viral Politics Article Of 2017 And Left Downing Street Scrambling
After fox hunting and the ivory trade hurt the Tories at the election, a misleading but hugely viral story about animal sentience has shown the power animal welfare issues on social media have to catch the government off guard.
What is your true age?
Relive the greatest decade there ever was.
With the right gear, you'll be able to transform your tears of ice into a smug AF smile.
A look at the translation ~magic~ at work.
A “space kingdom” called Asgardia, founded by a wealthy Russian-Azerbaijani industrialist, will soon launch its first satellite from the International Space Station. Legal experts say the idea of founding a country on a spaceship is bonkers.
We've got you covered — literally – for all your holiday happenings.
♫ You and me baby, we're stuck like concealer to a zit ♫ The products in this post were updated in March 2018.
Because you deserve to see the world without going into debt.
Befrei deinen Teppich von lästigen Flecken!
Be less of a garbage person.
Is it ever acceptable to eat pizza with ketchup?
Poland's Ministry of Foreign Affairs told BuzzFeed News it had "made the appropriate request...to place Spencer on the list".
This stuff is bizarre... but brilliant.
Two Men Interviewed By Police After An "Altercation" Sparked Panic At Oxford Circus Will Not Face Charges
Police received multiple reports of shots being fired on London's busiest shopping street, but it's now thought an altercation on a tube platform could have sparked panic.
¡Es posible que compartamos el 50% de nuestro ADN con un plátano! ¡UN PLÁTANO!
Igual deberías sentarte para esto.
Have you seen yours?
To travel is to live.
Single and ready to mingle?
Logan Mott was on the run for at least two days before he was stopped trying to leave the US on Friday night.
A quiz for anybody who's confused on what to get people for Christmas.
There's a reason why you're always on your phone.
I'm making FAJITAS!
In case you need something to jam to.
The best time of your life!
Enjoy the rest of the holiday weekend. We'll be back with more news for you Monday.
Trump Named Someone Who Hates The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau To Lead It. The Deputy Director Is Suing To Block His Pick.
The White House and the consumer watchdog have each handpicked their own successor to lead the financial agency, but legal opinions are split on just who is actually in charge.
If I can't bring my dog, I'm not going.
"Thanksgiving snuck up so quickly this year. Then it's Christmas, then New Year's, then we all die..."
If not, please let us know and we'll fire the guy who made this.
Sharing is caring.
The boys are back!
This show had so many good jokes that I've lost count, TBH.
The 58-year-old Virginia man is charged with fatally shooting his wife and two others on Thanksgiving Day at their home.
The conservative website published leaked video of the former first daughter blowing smoke rings in private, sparking a massive outcry.