January 16, 2015
That will teach him to open someone else's mail.
"Personality begins where comparison ends."
Put the palette next to the Picasso.
Senator or sorcerer?
There are strict rules stopping the government from spending money on overtly political campaigns. Labour says the promotion of "long-term economic plan" may break this.
The most magical asses, in every sense of the word.
Te equivocas de camino frente a los jueces.
The House that Mitt built.
"I was a victim of my instincts," the Force Majeure director told BuzzFeed News. "I wanted to win, and my emotions took over."
"Do you work here?" "Nope."
Adele! Kanye! Rihanna! Frank Ocean! Sufjan! Seriously, we're freaking out.
Cheers to the freakin’ weekend!
We're all pin(eapple)ing for one.
A public art project in the Algiers neighborhood of New Orleans has become one of the most powerful, provocative, and ambitious civil rights statements in this city's history. This week will be its last.
They're on their worst behavior.
Who knew that Chinese philosophers were so into poop 笑话?
God bless the internet.
“I just want to get real and say the honest truth,” Wilmore told BuzzFeed News of his new Comedy Central show The Nightly Show.
Critics are really excited about Appropriate Behavior. Bisexual woman everywhere are even more excited about what's next for the woman who wrote it.
"Es que... no la vi venir". –Tú.
A group of Stanford students have found a way to crack open the secretive world of elite college admissions.
A woman broke down during jury questioning as she talked about Martin Richard, the 8-year-old boy who was killed near the finish line during the Boston Marathon bombing.
“And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.”
You feel that? That's your heart beating super fast.
Whether they are bald by circumstance, or by choice, these women are FLAWLESS.
Haiyan survivors are worried the Pope won't witness the real impact of 2013’s climate disaster. So they made a video.
Men: Your face hurts others.
No sabes lo que tienes hasta que lo pierdes.
World, meet Hollywood Anderson!
She's definitely getting down to this sick beat.
This isn't just another telenovela. It's way better!
Your thoughts with #NoFilter.
Amy Adams got snubbed for Big Eyes, but who cares? She's Amy F-ing Adams.
And it was un-brie-leavable.
Hack the chocolate fountain and win at weddings.
You won't be a badass but you'll certainly be on fire.
Querrás probar todas ahorita mismo.
You poor unfortunate souls.
If you don't know, now you know.
Just let John Kerry be your guide.
“Any proposal had to involve books, and books in New York entail The Strand.”
We'll go ahead and hang Jake Gyllenhaal up on our wall, please.
If you're looking to cast the next live TV musical, you might want to start here. Yes, theater freaks, you know all of this already.
The ultimate Barbie accessory for you and your cat to cherish together is on Kickstarter. Right. Now.
More like Lana Del SLAYYYYYY.
*Converses with you in total silence.*
Miles de jóvenes salieron a protestar en varias ciudades del país contra la llamada "Ley Pulpín" impulsada por el gobierno del presidente Ollanta Humala. La norma elimina derechos laborales de los trabajadores que tienen entre 18 y 24 años.
Save money. Laugh harder.
The former Mizzou defensive end proposed to his longtime boyfriend at the Vatican.
What's the pubfect hairdo for you?
The new movie about the lovable bear isn't just adorable, it's very much an immigrant tale.
The Falcon 9 failed to land properly last weekend, and now you can see the disaster for yourself.
Started from the bottom now we here. Spoilers ahead.
No intentes esto en casa.
Disneybounding: planning/wearing an outfit that matches your favorite Disney character.
Sometimes it's best to end things with a bang.
The actor is slowly gaining a reputation as the male Victoria Beckham, but is it deserved?
Today in rap music.
ITS BEEN LIKE 2 WEEKS.
What better way to tell someone they've caught your heart than with a Golden Snitch ring?
Extended breastfeeding is the practice of breastfeeding a child past the age of one, and it’s more prevalent than you might think. BuzzFeed Life talked to a small selection of moms about their choice to breastfeed beyond toddlerhood.
Robert Greenblatt, NBC's entertainment chairman, spoke publicly for the first time on Friday about how the network's Bill Cosby sitcom blew up.
Because we deserve great shoes too. And under $100!
The new policy will "return assets to victims," Eric Holder said on Friday.
No pants or infants were harmed in the making of this video.
We all have the power of George Washington within us. As told by Tumblr.
Esta semana todas las celebridades fueron a los Golden Globes.
Submit to your fate, mortal.
An Alabama law passed in July allows attorneys to represent fetuses in court, and put pregnant minors on trial.
"Why would you ever want to leave Texas?"
"Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'..."
Twenty-three and counting.
View the gallery and then vote!
Orkutizamos o PornHub.
Introducing Beshine. NSFW obviously.
You do you, Autocomplete.
Cedar Point > Disney World
*books ticket to Boston immediately*
We report, you decide.
Te pido que dejes de decirme lo bien que me veré a los 50.
This week for BuzzFeed News, Tim Murphy visits the Pacific Northwest, where new communities made up of tiny homes are providing some with an alternative to homelessness. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
Calling all dumb-dumbs.
If I kick a balloon up in the air, it is your job to make sure that balloon does not touch the ground.
The White House released a bilateral factsheet on cybersecurity that fails to make any mention of weakening encryption.
Are two vampire empires about to collide?
In a statement to BuzzFeed News, the Department of Defense said that the reports were not true.
Are you a GODMORGON or a KÖTTBULLAR at heart?
Então, Donatella...não funcionou.
Tomarse un selfie de vez en cuando no tiene nada de malo, pero hay gente que no sabe cuando parar, y ese es el problema.
The American Civil Liberties Union settled a major lawsuit that challenged the U.S. government's post-9/11 practice of imprisoning Muslim men as witnesses without any basis.
The dual American and Iranian citizen has been held in Iran for more than five months on undisclosed charges.
Why do we live here?
Are you more of a Lizzie or a Miranda?
A lawsuit claiming the NCAA acted beyond its authority was settled on Friday. With 111 wins restored in his name, Joe Paterno is once again the winningest college football coach in history.
President Obama doesn't bite when asked to weigh in on the possibility Mitt Romney might run for president again.
"I know 'full' eyebrows are in style right now, but 'full' does not mean 'BUSHY' or 'WILD.'"
Fries before guys. And also girls and also most things, tbh.
Calling all Beyoncé haters.
NASA banned alcohol, but that didn't stop the Russians.
Cutest couple 2015.
Um "franguim" com "quiabim", um "pãozim" de "queijim" e um "cafézim", fazendo favor.
"To me it could be more likely that our threat could come in from Canada on our open borders there as well," Rep. Lou Barletta said. A major focus of this week's joint Republican retreat has been addressing U.S. immigration policy.
For everyone who has ever saved Latin.
Weißt Du, wer´s gesagt hat? Elf Jahre Ich bin ein Star - Holt mich hier raus! haben viele Sätze für die Ewigkeit hervorgebracht. Aber von wem kamen sie?
She was dubbed Salmond's "happiness guru" during the independence referendum. Now she's told BuzzFeed News who she thinks would win the proposed television debates.
Es que la vaca de Alpura sabe cómo menearse.
The boy author of the best-selling book The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven admitted he didn't actually go to heaven. So the publisher won't sell the book anymore.
And of course, she dips it low. And picks it up slow.
These BuzzTeam posts were posted by BuzzTeam. What happened next will refine your immortal soul in the searing flames of purgatorial justice.
"Poi s'ascose nel foco che gli affina" (... and so he jumped back into the flames that refined him) —Dante, Purgatorio
¡Esto es para nosotros, los hippies milenarios!
It was created by Sports England after research suggested a fear of being judged was putting some women off exercising.
Le nouveau livre Vintage Black Glamour est rempli de magnifiques images de femmes noires à travers le 20e siècle. Voici quelques-unes d'entre elles.
Get ready to feel all warm and fuzzy.
The chain follows DEB and Delia's into the dark. The teen retailer has been circling the drain for the past year.
Four men, suspected of robbery and a double homicide, shot at police officers during an overnight manhunt. All four are in police custody.
Time for a (highly caffeinated) road trip.
Il y en aura pour tous les goûts.
At legally authorized teen courts across the country, teens decide the real-life fate of other teens who’ve committed low-level offenses. The weirdest part? It seems to work — so why aren't there more of them?
Turns out cats and dogs aren't that different after all.
From the beginning of the year until the end, these fun activities will get your students excited about learning. You should definitely go out and get some popsicle sticks for this.
Tienes permitido tomar atajos en la vida, en especial si éstos hacen tu hogar bonito.
Vertical Video Syndrome is a serious epidemic.
The House of Commons has passed a Bill to let town halls hold prayer sessions. But secularists warned it will just "impose acts of religious worship on councillors".
These fathers must be stopped.
A battle of epic proportions.
One show, Le Petit Journal, completely debunked the claim.
This cow is turnt as hell.
Fluff will keep us together!
Sugar, spice, and everything you.
Se ha comprobado que los adolescentes empeoran con las generaciones. #YOLO
This Video Of A Reporter Asking Indian Men If They Would Marry Women Who Have Been Raped Has Gone Viral
The video by WTF India appears to show how attitudes are shifting.
Au cas où vous auriez un petit creux.
When Maru gets into a box, he transforms the possibilities of that box. The box becomes an extension of Maru's self – a specular transmission of his essence.
A Scottish Nationalist Tricked Jim Murphy With A Bizarre Plot To Destroy Scottish Labour From Within
The Scottish Labour leader proudly tweeted about a pro-independence Scot he converted, but he's been duped.
Success = Getting off the tube right in front of the exit. Let's do this again.
Vous étiez plutôt cartouche bleue ou rouge pour les Pokémon ?
Estar inmerso en tus propias ideas es agotador.
Mit streng wissenschaftlich ermittelten Gewinnchancen für alle Kandidaten!
Raif Badawi's wife has said he was not flogged as expected on Friday, and the reason for the postponement was unclear. Badawi received 50 lashes on Jan. 9.
Warning: These books are not for the faint hearted.
The 18-year-old was arrested in Southport, United Kingdom, for hacking PlayStation and Xbox on Christmas Day.
Estas chicas vienen de diferentes partes del mundo pero todas tienen algo en común: buen estilo. Ver la moda a través de ellas es fascinante.
It comes after Guinea opened its schools upon making significant gains against the virus, and after Sierra Leone said it would re-open schools in March.
Tiroteio, assassinato, quebra-quebra, briga, invasão, choque elétrico...
"Nunca vi uma coisa dessas!" – Você.
El fin de semana no es para salir con una cita. El fin de semana es para rascar la panza.
Hermione Granger and the Goddamn Patriarchy.
There is nothin' like this Dame. H/T: Lansbury Reactions.
Sungão ou bermuda? Fruttare ou paleta mexicana? Cerveja ou caipirinha?
It's the bit of the show where you start shouting at the television. Now you can shout at the internet instead.
Featuring Jennifer Aniston in pants and Angelina Jolie in a shiny gold gown. And many, many other beautiful people.
Some 29 Conservatives have written about their humble roots in a bid to play down the party's posh image and win over voters. But that's still less than 10% of its 303 MPs.
I knew you were trouble when you walked in...to the hotel lobby where we've both awkwardly found ourselves.
Especial para turistas.
And yet it's the only bank to beat analysts' expectations for profit and revenue.
Ed Miliband made the pledge at an event at Sheffield Hallam University.
Sostén mi cabello, Cenicienta
The past is a strange, strange place.
A gunman who took two hostages in the Paris suburb of Colombes, Paris, handed himself over to police, BuzzFeed News confirmed.
LGBT Youth North West said that while there are currently no firm plans being drawn up, it would look into the feasibility of the school if local young LGBT people said they wanted it.
Levanta la mano si la seguirías. Sabes que sí.
On n'avait pas vu ça venir…
When these farmers aren't shearing sheep, they're stealing hearts. Via Farmers Weekly.
*réserve un billet d'avion/prend rendez-vous*
Mal was anderes.
Diese kleinen Ohren machen Dich verrückt.
Wenn es in Deutschland Meldungen über Demonstrationen von Neonazis oder rechtsradikale Gewalt gibt, ist das Entsetzen immer wieder groß. Presseberichte und die öffentliche Debatte stellen diese Ereignisse oft als Einzelfälle dar. Tatsächlich sind aber weder Pegida, noch der NSU im luftleeren Raum entstanden.
You're not the only one who wants to Bend and Snap every time you drop your Oyster card.
Scientists had presumed the spacecraft lost after they did not receive any signal from it on Christmas day 2003.
Today marks one month since the massacre of 132 schoolchildren in Peshawar. Meet the 27-year-old lawyer who is bent on prosecuting the Taliban and unveiling their sympathisers in the country, despite several threats to his life.
It's his ears that do it.
Vous avez parfois l'impression que tout le monde vous déteste.
But do YOU lift?
Durant le dernier siècle, une chose n'a jamais changé : les femmes ont toujours été belles.
Officer Clive Higgins was captured on video stomping the head of a man who was lying on the ground in 2011. A jury cleared him of wrongdoing Wednesday.
"I'll never be Kim Kardashian. Everyone's body is different."
Sound the (shark) alarm.
The training is set to take place in the spring in Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Qatar, and is part of a broader campaign against ISIS.
"Today is Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday, so it got me thinking about our need to build the strength of diversity in our industry," the actor said as she accepted her MVP Award on Thursday, the same day the Oscar nominations were revealed with the whitest roster in years.
Répondez à ce sondage pour le savoir !
It was a bright cool day in January, and the clowns were hitting the streets.
A woman told NBC 6 South Florida that she found an image of her brother among the targets at a shooting range used by the North Miami Beach Police Department. The mayor is now calling for the practice to be permanently banned.
In the Pacific Northwest, people with nowhere else to go are forming micro-communities with communal kitchens and toilets but teeny, individual sleeping units. Could tiny homes, once the provenance of design blogs, help curb homelessness nationwide?
Anitere Flores, who has been rumored as a possible Senate candidate if Marco Rubio runs for president, and Sean Reyes, Utah's attorney general in the middle of the immigration battle, spoke to BuzzFeed News after an RNC "Rising Stars" event.
Ten years ago, my first novel Prep came out. Three novels later, here's what I've learned about the publishing industry and writing since then.
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Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
The new initiative by the Mexican government will make it easier for immigrants to get the documents they need to apply for deportation relief under President Obama’s recent executive actions.
The Try Guys get drunk to test how long it would take to reach .08% BAC
John Dehlin founded the Mormon Stories podcast and has commented extensively on topics such as LGBT issues and gender within the religion. He now faces excommunication.
Including John Stamos with pink nipples.
Whyyy does my blood taste so good?
A Florida sheriff's office that received a carpet with a typo that read "dog" instead of "God" is being auctioned off to benefit an animal shelter.
And weed. H/T to r/Trees..
Sometimes it's best to end things with a bang.
Garcelle Beauvais hanging out with Beyoncé at the Golden Globes kicks off this week’s #Throwback Thursday.
Broken limbs looking beautiful.
"His gear? Oh yeah, he got his pipe, his bongs, everything."
Puff, puff, pass.
St. Louis Officials Call For Larger Police Force, Gun Control After Seven Fatal Shootings In 24 Hours
So far, three people have been arrested in connection with the six unconnected crime scenes. Officials said criminals have become emboldened as officers focus on protests in the region.
"When I make a mistake, I'm willing to fess up to it. I have learned from that, be extraordinarily careful."
French Toast Crunch or Oreo O's?!?!
The latest regulatory battle facing the ride-hailing giant.
The Emancipation of Mimigram.
Go ahead and grab some tissues.
The state governor says he will sign the bill, which requires high school students to pass a civics exam based on the U.S. citizenship test in order to graduate.