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17 Things Only Chronic Mosquito Victims Will Understand

Whyyy does my blood taste so good?

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1. Each summer the mosquitos descend and you have to endure three months of your personal living hell.

2. Every day you have to make the choice: fresh air or feast (where YOU are the feast).

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3. Forget perfume - your signature scent is Aerogard.

4. You seriously consider bailing on outdoor events because it’s just too risky.

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5. No matter how many people you're with, the mozzies always manage to find you.

6. You feel instant panic whenever you hear that “buzzing” sound.

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7. Especially when you've just settled down to sleep, and everything is quiet, and you're relaxed, and then - BZZZZZZZ.

8. You try to ignore it and hope it goes away. BUT IT JUST KEEPS BUZZING.

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9. In desperation, you spray the whole room with fly spray, because breathing is a lower priority than destroying the sucker.

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10. In the morning you still wake up covered with bites.

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11. You try to resist the urge to scratch, knowing it will make it worse.

12. Finally you give in, and feel that sweet relief.

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13. Until five seconds later, when you feel ten times as itchy as before.

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14. You're slowly losing your mind, when suddenly a mosquito lands on you. And you're glad.

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15. Because revenge is sweet.

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16. With a zen-like calm borne out of madness, you nail that bastard.

17. And then one of his brothers comes back for your blood.