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FYI, Dole Whips Are Disney's Best-Kept Secret

We're all pin(eapple)ing for one.

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Guys, we need to talk about something VERY IMPORTANT that concerns the Happiest Place on Earth. Yup, Disneyland (also, Disney World).

Naturally, it involves food. Because let's be real, snacking>>>going on rides.

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Some people think that when it comes to Disney snacks, the top choices are turkey legs...

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... or Mickey Mouse Ice Cream Bars.

BUT THEY ARE WRONG. VERY, VERY WRONG.

And to those plebes, I'm like this:

Because they're missing out on the most MAGICAL treat of all: DOLE WHIPS.

For the unenlightened, Dole Whips are basically a magical frozen soft-serve pineapple treat. It's basically like a #BLESSING from the people of Hawai'i to your taste buds.

There lit'rally is nothing better in the world. Or at least, Disney World.

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If you're feeling SUPER inspired, you won't just order a Dole Whip. You'll order a Dole Float, because then you get your frozen pineappley goodness ON TOP of some sweet, nourishing pineapple juice.

They leave all other treats... INCLUDING MICKEY MOUSE ICE CREAM BARS... in the pixie dust.

Me, when I order a Dole Float:

E!

The best part is, Dole Floats are like, a SUPER-EXCLUSIVE treat. You can only get them at Disneyland and Disney World, and the long line is ALWAYS worth it.*

*Also, a few other locations. But like, whatever.

NOW GO FORTH AND PROSPER WITH THIS INFORMATION.

And next time you're at Disney, leave the n00bs in the dust and head straight to a Dole Whip. Your stomach will thank you.