So the 2015 Oscar nominations were announced yesterday, and you might have heard that Amy Adams got snubbed for Big Eyes.
I know what you're thinking... WTF? Amy is basically the next Meryl! She was robbed!
But you can't feel bad for Amy. Know why?
Because she's Amy Fucking Adams.
Amy Fucking Adams doesn't care about your Oscars. She collects nominations as if she's Michael Phelps in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.*
Do you think Amy Fucking Adams was crying yesterday? No. Because Amy Fucking Adams does so many amazing movies that the nominations can't even keep up with her.
Amy Fucking Adams made Enchanted the most devastatingly delightful film of 2007.
Amy Fucking Adams also made the world go "whoa" with her badass performance in The Fighter.
"WTF THAT'S AMY FUCKING ADAMS?"