January 28, 2015
In The D Train and The Overnight, male sexual fluidity is just a fact of life. Warning: SPOILERS for two upcoming films ahead.
One of the first, and last, great bloggers pulled the plug today.
A new study from researchers at Boston University draws a link between youth football and diminished cognitive ability.
¿Cómo puede existir gente así?
"It's tough to say goodbye to the McFamily, but there is a time and season for everything," Thompson said in a statement.
AHHHH SO CUTE.
What a job.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
The owner serendipitously reunited with his bud 18 months later. H/t CBC News.
Are you a poet who didn't even know it?
Esto te dará MUCHAS ganas de acurrucarte.
The city of Corpus Christi in Texas will be hosting a two-day festival honoring Selena Quintanilla-Pérez in April and expects 50,000 visitors and $1 million to come to the city. The two-day event will include live music and a screening of her biopic.
"Can I hug you like Oprah hugs Gayle?"
These questions are admittedly easier to ask via text.
"America stands on the brink."
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
A senior aide tells BuzzFeed News that if Obama's attorney general pick passes a committee vote (which seems likely), Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will not stop a full Senate vote — despite calls to block nominees over Obama's executive actions.
Do you, in fact, want to build a snowman?
If Saturn had the other planet's rings, we'd be able to see them in our sky alongside the moon!
Does "streets ahead" count as an emotion?
Thirst thing's thirst.
Con amigos así, ¿para qué enemigos?
Frank Underwood has some words of wisdom for you. Most effective when read aloud in a southern accent.
It's about time we had a Taco Bell emoji.
"I'd rather have bland and uncharismatic than dumb or ignorant or corrupt or any of the other things they would label other would-be candidates out there — or old for that matter."
It's a good reminder to take the rainy days in stride.
An unusual move for the usually tame music maker.
Loretta Lynch tells the Senate, "I certainly don’t hold that view and don’t agree with that view of marijuana."
What kind of life will you have?
Tommy Thompson made history in 1988 when he discovered the gold in a famous shipwreck. He went on the run, though, after multiple investors who helped fund the effort sued.
Pedro Mascheroni, 79, was arrested after an FBI sting operation in which he offered to help a person he believed to be a Venezuelan intelligence officer develop a nuclear warhead.
O mejor dicho, awwwnimalitos.
When life knocks you down, do a burpee.
Is this where your tiny bit of Neanderthal DNA comes from?
You may only choose one.
In no particular order.
You'll get along swimmingly ;) ;) ;)
"Yay! Morning practice!"
As views on sexuality slowly evolve in modern mainland China, the Chunai 98 club gives these men a place to express themselves.
"La denuncia construyó un clima de bronca cuando la sociedad atravesaba con alegría el verano", fue furor en las redes sociales vinculada a la entrevista que tuvo el filósofo y funcionario argentino sobre el caso del fiscal Alberto Nisman que conmociona al país.
Wake up from your 10-year coma and take this quiz.
So cold. So very, very cold.
Photography studios are disappearing all over Africa. Photographer Adrien Tache shares an intimate portrait of an industry in flux.
AKA the flowers a dude gives you when he majorly messed up.
"Life is too short to be taken for granted."
Long live Godney.
In case you were beginning to think otherwise, cats can be real dinguses.
You're going to need to know this stuff before you're someone's old man.
Who doesn't love a good Drake* photo?
Letter obtained by BuzzFeed News presents the Louisiana governor to Republican donor class as a "once-in-a-lifetime leader." No mention of his recent criticism of Islam, though.
Internet + customizable dildo generator = true horror.
*blocks off the next six hours*
STAN-ing for Sebastian Stan, get it?
Because he's not just cute as hell.
A short essay using GIFs that will make you irrationally angry.
Every tattoo has a story.
Winter Is Coming, and it's fabulous.
Their class will be rolling in the aisles.
As Jason Katims' sublime family drama comes to an end after six seasons, let's reflect back on the Braverman family's most gut-wrenching, hilarious, charming, and touching moments.
It could always be worse.
Too bad the internet never forgets.
Just fold the pizza boxes!
The court ordered the state to postpone the executions until a legal challenge involving the use of a contested sedative in the lethal injection process is resolved.
En este mundo siempre habrá un loco para cada loca.
These are all real quotes. Real. Quotes.
"Is that my dick?"
Bending is all fun and games, until the fire nation attacks. Everything changes when the Fire Nation attacks.
You cannot judge a woman until you've walked a mile in her shoes... or in this case, her scarf.
Michelle Obama is just the latest in a long line of powerful American women who have greeted Saudi royalty without wearing a veil.
Oh look! Ba-nanas!
A jury found that the former frontman of Sly and the Family Stone was cheated out of his earnings for years as he suffered from drug addiction.
"Did he just say perky nipples?" and 35 other weird thoughts.
Nunca es tarde para cambiar de profesión.
Saving the world, one butt at a time.
A bit of couch change, a small effort, and a little smile can change a day (and maybe the world).
You have the spirit of a Lite Brite in the body of a Furby.
Because Urban Dictionary would never lie to us.
Attention, Upper East Siders: This It girl knows a thing or two about ~fashion~.
Porque siempre hay más de estas para compartir con ustedes.
These were the real winners in our hearts.
I don't know how to put this nicely so I won't.
Kenny G: Grammy award winner, popular jazz icon, and Starbucks drink mastermind.
Meow. You can sit with us.
This is about more than just football.
Solo no se las hagas a tu jefe.
We flipped a lot of guys down.
The Scandal and Grey's Anatomy creator has a new pilot for ABC that happens to be about a female character. Why is the entertainment industry so stuck on that point?
"Are feminists allowed to like this? Are feminists allowed to do that?"
“I loved that this wasn’t the stereotypical basketball, drug dealing, shoot ‘em up, something that you would expect a basketball player to come up with,” Chris Webber told BuzzFeed News.
It will be featured on the Japanese edition of Sucker.
Nothing to see here.
"¿Por qué no contestas mi llamada de Skype?" "Ayyy, lo estoy intentando."
Marissa Alexander was released Tuesday. In November, she reached a deal with prosecutors in which she would serve three years in exchange for admission of guilt to assault.
"¡En el Congreso!". Los niños y los borrachos siempre dicen la verdad.
Beast mode your life.
When one man lost his eyesight, he turned to another skill: echolocation. Find out what we learned last week from iTunes' top podcast.
Try to pick a favorite. You won't be able to.
♫♪¸¸.•* Meoooooow *•♫
Porque no es posible que te arrepientas de algo que solo dura un par de semanas. ¿No estás de acuerdo?
Sorry, just debating whether to use my powers for good or evil.
A conta vai ficar mais cara? Como saber quando vai faltar água no meu bairro? Dá para usar a água do Tietê?
Oh, so this is what a starting salary looks like...
Ian Liddell-Grainger certainly isn't flavour of the month.
One thing's for certain: it's definitely a time-killer.
Four eyes? More like...sexy eyes.
Advice from people who've been there.
The failed suicide bomber has been out of the public eye for eight years, so why is ISIS demanding she be released now?
UPDATE: The internet's anonymous shoveling hero has been identified.
Sorry, Michigan, but you've been dethroned.
WELL THAT WAS EXHAUSTING!
Uma pizza + uma cerveja = 1.415 litros de água.
Airpnp is the worst-designed app I've ever used. It's also the most profound.
It's just one of those days.
A los únicos que están engañando es a ustedes mismos.
Including how to get the sweet, sweet ZZZs you need.
C'est l'heure de savoir si tous vos amis vous détestent.
Burned out after ∞ listens to Taylor's latest? You're covered.
Every ducking time.
À ne pas regarder en famille.
You could be on Bob's Burgers.
This is the sweetest.
"I didn't see anything in the opinion that prevented action being take [against] individuals who might otherwise qualify" for deferred deportation, Lynch says.
Get up out my playhoooooouse!
Es kann nur einen geben!
Thanks Obama jeez.
Madeixas com as quais nos identificamos.
Hay que pensar antes de tatuar.
Alguns edifícios na área central de SP descartam água de lençóis freáticos.
O tempo passou e eu sofri calado ♫
A history of credit cards, late payments, defaults, and living beyond my means. How I got there — and how I'm getting out.
One of the most profound and intellectual Tweeters of our generation.
Known as the Friendship Nine, the African-American men staged a protest at a segregated restaurant in South Carolina and were sent to jail for 30 days.
"The reporters who took those headlines and made those stories up made 'em up out of thin air. It's an outright lie."
Risco de produtividade zero.
This is what nightmares are made of.
Let this quiz decide so you don't have to.
The Conservatives' latest poster shows Ed Miliband standing outside Number 10 with Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams and former SNP leader Alex Salmond.
Turns out bagpipes aren't Scottish.
Some of these are real political action committees through which people raise millions and millions of dollars for politicians. Most of them are not.
Artist Asya Kozina's handmade confections can take months to craft.
Cartoonist Hallie Bateman celebrates muggle magic.
Leslye Headland, the writer-director of the Jason Sudeikis and Alison Brie film that just premiered at Sundance, discusses the state of the rom-com, the "misogyny" of Woody Allen, and how she wrote an uplifting movie while depressed.
No hay trasero como el del Corgi, por que el del Corgi ES TAN SUAVE.
Rapper OnCue becomes Justin Bieber and Willy Wonka in his meme-orable music video.
You're not going to lose it, Justin.
Syriza, the young left-wing party that won Greece's election this weekend, held its first cabinet meeting on Wednesday. Here's an introduction to who its leaders are and how they want to dramatically reverse European Union-led austerity measures.
BuzzFeed News looks at the tragic circumstances surrounding the deaths of Sope Peters, Luke Pearce, and Euan Coulthard and explores what's being done to prevent further lives being lost.
El amor en los tiempos de Internet.
The mayor of College Park, Georgia, may be facing some fierce competition.
No hay necesidad de gastar demasiado dinero para lucir bien.
Though basically nothing happens.
Vous voulez vous sentir vieux ? C'est parti.
"When it's hard to talk, it's up to us to listen." Yesterday's PSA was inspired by a real-life call that went viral on Reddit late last year.
Comment, rate, subscribe, adore.
IT'S ALL HAPPENING.
We all know about Zoella, Joe Sugg, and JacksGap, but there are an awful lot of other good British YouTubers out there. Here are some others to look out for.
It was meant to be a parody of Budweiser's 2014 "Puppy Love" ad.
Smells like barbecued celebrities.
Grab a box of tissues, it's about to get real in here.
El día de pierna nunca ha sido mejor.
Who would have thought that one of these porn stars is actually a super smart microbiology nerd?
It's fine, we're all in this together.
Preconceito e falta de tato da imprensa mostram que ainda temos uma jornada longa.
O como le llaman nuestros buhoneros de siempre, Marilyn "Meison"
Mach Urlaub im Kopf.
"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm hanging out with my mum... I mean, doing something super cool."
"C is for cardigan."
Graphic designer Jamie Kyle got creative in his job-hunting quest. "Instead of winning money, what if you won a person?"
What music fans really want.
Entra, el agua está divina.
Felix Siauw asked where the "purity" was in women who take them. H/T Coconuts Jakarta.
UPDATE: The content in this post has been removed at the subject's request.
¿Están locos los españoles?
Tell us how you drop your deuces and find out where you fall. #TeamBumSpray
O Photoshop nos ajudou a realizar diversos sonhos de tatuagens que surgiram com meme por causa do casal que tatuou o símbolo do Tinder no pulso.
Sparen und schlemmen!
They should have just used these in the first place.
No necesitas gastar un dineral para tener el mejor día de tu vida.
Here's what getting fit has to do with getting busy.
It's not that hard. Really.
Stay With Us, Sam.
Don't waste your time playing Mozart to your kids to make them cleverer – it doesn't work.
Por favor no me hables antes de las 9 a.m.
La décennie officielle de la coolitude.
How does Zooey Deschanel do it?
It's almost like she's not interested.
"Not being able to wear crop tops... except as a sari blouse."
Das Monster von Loch Ness schwimmt in deiner Suppe? Oh ja.
Rizos relacionados a continuación.
Kinder Surprise, geddit?
Jordan said it is still holding a would-be Iraqi suicide bomber prisoner after a deadline set by ISIS to exchange her for a Jordanian pilot militants captured in December. The fate of Japanese journalist Kenji Goto is unclear.
Nicht die Schule hat Dich auf das Leben vorbereitet, sondern das Zusammenwohnen mit Fremden.
"There is no doubt that our current offensive amounts to war, and Congress should take action both to authorize its prosecution and to set limits on that authorization," Rep. Adam Schiff tells BuzzFeed News.
The band headed down to the BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge studios where they performed a mashup of "Sing", "Shake It Off" and "Uptown Funk".
Dunno why everyone's so surprised: We know they have nine lives.
Things didn't go to plan for this would-be burglar, who tried to get in to Nottingham Trent University but ended up hanging around upside down for five hours.
Tweets make perfect sense. On Mars.
A city for all.
Uber drivers in California, Illinois, and Washington will be able to access pay-per-mile insurance that will cover them when they're not on a ride.
Meteorologists said a "historic storm" was barreling for New York City, causing officials to effectively shut down the region. Here's where they went wrong.
Why does this make me laugh so much?
Warning signs, preambles, and sometimes two ceremonies to avoid insult.
Four broken promises and a knighthood.
Symptoms include a TITANIC THIRST.
Because sometimes the best part of a holiday is before it even starts.
Because you will get through this. Just stay strong.
Rest easy: does not include dick picks.
There's never such a thing as too much bling.
Because there's an angsty Harry Potter in all of us.
The dog's owner reported him missing five months ago, but it took a snowstorm to finally bring him home.
Celui qui avait quelques petits trous dans le scénario.
Attorney General Jesús Murillo Karam declared the missing students dead, citing confessions and forensic evidence. The remains of only one student have been identified.
Authorities said the 19-year-old freshman met the woman, who is not a student, at a campus party. He withdrew from the university after prosecutors said they planned to file charges.
The true story behind the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air…
Sh*t just got real.
Let it wash away your sanity.
Un esprit noble engrandit le plus petit des hommes.
Because 2015 is the year you'll stick to your resolutions.
Mike Tyson and Jane Fonda were there, too. Or: How I lost all my famous followers on Twitter.
Former Australian citizen invokes PM's Chief of Staff Peta Credlin's "patriotism" tweeting she should resign.
Here's what happened today!
Prepare for your heart to melt.
A petition started last week to revoke Baldwin's invitation has been challenged by another, allegedly spearheaded by 8Chan.
It's server not servant.
GODRA'S HEAPS GOOD. #SAGreat.
Sen. Bob Menendez said Tuesday he wouldn't support a vote on his own co-authored bill before the March negotiation deadline.
100% unreal human hair.
Can you be nostalgic for something that's currently happening?
Silver, a longtime player in New York politics, was accused of using his position to bring in millions of dollars in bribes. Fellow Democrats had asked the Manhattan representative to resign his leadership position.
B.A.E. for sure.
I don't care if a watched pot never boils. I'm gonna watch it anyway.
Will he be right for the fourth year in a row?
Ready to turn green??????
"OUR SHIT LIST: THE GUARDIAN AUSTRALIA, TRIPLE J, CANBERRA TIMES",
The mayor read fictional quotes of himself predicting the dire effects of the storm.
The Israel Defense Forces launched airstrikes targeting Syrian Army outposts in response to four rockets that landed in the Golan Heights. A U.N. peacekeeper and two Israeli soldiers were killed.