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Which Harry Potter Character Should You Actually Marry?

His eyes are green as a fresh pickled toad... and you love it! He'll probably take you out on his Firebolt for some some highflying stargazing, then you'll have a deep conversation about your hopes and fears and dreams and stuff, because that's just the kind of earnest Valentine he is.

Harry

Hope you like food, because a Ron Weasley date is sure to be stuffed with it. Maybe he'll sneak you into the kitchens for a private meal before you hit up the Three Broomsticks for a butterbeer and wrap up at Honeydukes before retiring for some cuddling and complaining about your food babies.

Get your talking points ready! A date with Hermione is bound to be brilliant but you'll need to know your stuff if you're going to impress. Throw in a couple of references to House Elf liberation to really seal the deal.

Hermione

You got the ultimate Cool Girl, which means you'd better be down for a casual but cosy Valentine's date. You'll probably grab a pint at the Hog's Head and have a healthy Quidditch debate before you go back to her place for a nightcap.

Ginny

Your date with Neville is bound to be the sweetest thing that ever happened to you, but expect a lot of rom-com style hijinks and bumbles. Don't be surprised if he spills tea all over you midway through your cosy date at Madam Puddifoot's, but also don't be surprised when he takes you dancing and sweeps you off your feet.

Neville

For a luxury date, Draco is the Valentine of your dreams. His old money will get you an exclusive and intimate evening, probably at some tucked away firewhisky bar. You should probably wear something fancy and pretend you're a pureblood.

Draco

Have a romantic and never-boring stroll through the woods with Luna for a perfect V-day date. You'll probably doing something sweet and special like find a rare creature deep in the forest and nurse it back to health together.

Luna

Yeah, a date with Voldemort probably ends up in him using you to make a Horcrux. Sorry.

Voldemort

Raise hell on a date with Bellatrix - you'll probably go vandalising or creeping around Hogwarts looking for a secret way in. Get your best cackle ready.

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