You're a pregnant TV star with a growing baby bump. So what should you do?
Paint it to look like a Kinder Surprise egg, obviously. As modelled perfectly here by Eastenders' Jacqueline Jossa.
Please note the quite simply stunning attention to detail.
Then get dad-to-be Dan Osborne to pretend to eat it, if you're lucky enough to have him as the dad-to-be that is.
Because then you can caption it: “Our little Kinder Surprise” and everything will be right with the world.
Hey, just a suggestion. It could catch on...
