Are You A Thirsty Rando?
Own your thirst and your rando status. Be you. And remember: "To be thirsty is to live." - Confucius, rando philosopher
Dive directly into the nearest lake and/or available hottie because we're scared you're going to start to wither.
Your thirst is an asset to you, as you are able to at least somewhat successfully navigate social conventions. And now we have a crush on you.
Not entirely sure what you're all about, tbh. But we LIKE it.