January 20, 2015
Congratulations! Your parking is shit.
It is expected that Sir John Chilcot will announce tomorrow that the inquiry into the invasion of Iraq will not be published until after the election. But it's already been six years.
Brave new comparisons for a brave new world.
Like literally. He said all of these.
Summer in the city getting you down? No matter which city has you feeling sweaty and cramped, there's a place to refresh and recharge right around the corner. Here are 9 places where you can kick back in the big city.
Spoiler: Después de todo, la vida real no es una comedia romántica.
What if POTUS stats were like baseball stats?
Season One, Episode 12: "What The Little Bird Told Him"
The Homeland alum relied on two decades of invaluable Hollywood lessons to tackle lead roles in a pair of new television projects, BBC Two's period drama Wolf Hall and Showtime's high-finance pilot Billions.
The actress takes our Q&A!
Jane the Virgin showrunner Jennie Urman told BuzzFeed News that it was important for the show to deal with a possible deportation. "The hope is by personalizing this issue, and playing it out through beloved characters, we can make the political, personal... and hopefully raise consciousness, and compassion," Urman wrote in an email. WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
Shanice Clark, a senior at California University of Pennsylvania, died early Sunday morning.
Listen up: Cristiano can now be yours.
Wait, how long have I been in here?
If you aren't a baby or talking to a baby, then these words are not for you.
With all nine justices agreeing, the decision wasn't even a close shave.
Most DAs are opposed to naming an outside prosecutor for police cases. The district attorney in Manhattan, though, has shown some support for the idea.
If you want to know what's trending in the U.S. economy, look away from the business pages come Super Bowl time.
The special relationship of Curiosity and the Beagle 2.
Harry Potter, the cat who lived... nine times.
Mike Huckabee can throw shade all he wants, but the Beyhive knows Beyoncé is a good role model for our daughters.
#BieberRoast is trending.
Puedes cocinar todo esto en 30 minutos o menos.
"If I had to vote today I would vote that [companies like Airbnb are] absolutely illegal and they should all be shut down," Council Member Karen Koslowitz said at the hearing.
Contrary to popular belief, strong women who didn’t give a fuuuuuck existed before Beyoncé!
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyers had tough follow-up questions for possible jurors on day three of individual questioning in the Boston bombing trial.
"That's the problem in North Korea: Whether it's what you're hearing or seeing, or not hearing or seeing, you're always second-guessing who's outsmarting whom."
Let's face it, your mom is a SUPERHERO.
Lassana Bathily, 24, was born in Mali and is Muslim. On Tuesday, French leaders praised his courage and granted him French citizenship.
Like Homeward Bound, but with more deadly snakes.
Spoiler alert: we're all weird.
Yeah, no, that is not your best side.
Hop on the #sleevebucks trend!
When These People Learned How Much They Actually Use Their Phone In A Day They Were Pretty Freaked Out
How much do you really use your phone?
Esto sí es algo que tienes que ver para creer.
This is what life is all about.
Florida students may soon be required to attend a screening of America, Imagine a World Without Her unless they get a note from a parent.
"You can learn everything you need to know about a person by seeing what they favorite on Twitter." —21st-Century Proverb
Everyone's favorite #dadbutt is back.
"I told some people if I walked away from a wonderful gig that I had at the Fox News channel just to have my Saturdays free I need to have my head examined."
Do your brain and your relationship a favor.
In 1992, the election of six women to the Senate seemed to herald a new era of gender equality. Twenty-two years later, it's clear we still have a long way to go.
Si no te sientes como un extrovertido o un introvertido, esta podría ser la razón.
"F*@%ING GOD DAMMIT!"
But luckily she's lived to do "The Whip" another day.
If the whole "spying for the Soviet Union" thing doesn't work out, at least the Jenningses could open up their own wig emporium.
Blessed is the person who does well on this quiz.
By all means, take them off my hands!
Filha de Gilberto Gil, ela apresenta o programa de culinária saudável Bela Cozinha no GNT.
A judge dismissed all charges against Michael Johnson, accused of murdering 16-year-old Phylicia Barnes, whose body was found in a river months after she disappeared.
Are you more a Secretary of State or an Attorney General?
You're all going to be eating them soon.
TIME TO FACE FACTS.
Should you have let your bridesmaids choose their own dresses?
El dueño de un hotel fue el que encontró al emblemático personaje de Steven Spielberg mirándolo fijamente mientras cortaba leña.
The New York City Fire Department ruled the incident an accident. But Garner's family members said they suspect arson.
Fourteen-year-old Dylan Johnson has had a lifelong fascination with vacuum cleaners.
Austrian forensic experts said excessive heat had damaged the DNA in the samples. But they have a final, risky technique that may help them identify the victims, Karla Zabludovsky reports from Mexico City.
"Felicitaciones... vete a la m*erda."
Further proof that cats will one day take over the world.
Extra points if your story involves the White House or an angry roommate.
Sea Dog, meet Land Dog.
Quiz me baby one more time.
Ve comprando tus pasajes para viajar a California.
C'est dur de détester tout le monde.
They woke up like this.
Would you rather ride the MRT during rush hour, or literally die?
Unresolved answers to just who is going to lead Yemen moving forward make it seem as though the country is constantly in danger of collapsing.
Arnold Prieto was executed Wednesday for a cocaine-fueled triple murder in 1993. It was the state's first execution under Gov. Greg Abbott.
En serio, son literalmente los aliados perfecto.
Sen. Ron Johnson explained why a shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security wouldn't be so bad.
Sometimes the only way to improve your life is by changing literally every single thing about it.
A politico-linguistic challenge.
::Melts into a puddle of feels::
The magazine's latest edition sets out the line each newspaper will take for the next four months. Nailed it, once again.
Lee Wachtsetter, or "Mama Lee," has lived on the Crystal Serenity for seven years.
Quiero oírte decir "¡Hola, 28!"
Videos, op-eds, and press releases show a close connection between Romney and Gruber.
Não tá fácil pra ninguém.
The two alleged al-Qaeda members, arrested in Saudi Arabia, are accused of leading attacks against U.S. troops in Afghanistan and Iraq. They were charged by a federal prosecutor in New York.
Galveston police officer Greg Parris said it was his "number one all-time traffic stop by far."
The world's biggest retailer has been offering more and more in the way of financial services to its shoppers.
BEHOLD THEIR BEAUTY.
Yes, you read that right.
Canada be trippin'.
Straight from Toys "R" Us.
You big fake! The only thing worse than lying to others is lying to yourself.
Because churros are life.
Recuerda: no confíes en nadie.
UCLA's "All of Us" photo series shows the stigma that still surrounds mental illness.
It's time to promote your Marion Cotillard obsession to a full-on religion.
Police said the suspect died from self-inflicted gunshot wound. Update: Dr. Michael Davidson, a cardiac surgeon, died hours later.
Watch the British bad girls rob a gas station and rock out, only on BuzzFeed.
From Selena to Gigli to her latest movie, The Boy Next Door, Jennifer Lopez reflects on her nearly two-decade film career.
Das war doch alles eben erst!
Miscarriages are more common than most people realize. What should someone do to help a friend who has just experienced one?
Never wonder how you're going to carry anything ever again.
You may be pop culture savvy but are you pop COLOR savvy? Identify the right colors for each brand of soda beverage!
This is very serious and important.
Si te pasas todo el día en Internet este es el tipo de cosas que verás.
“They’re just more trouble than they’re worth," said Jessie Gallan, a Scottish woman who recently celebrated her 109th birthday.
Come on, guys, get it together.
Humans, we've had our time. It's time to surrender to the purple frog.
Asking teenagers for love advice.
Tous les corps peuvent être un corps de sportif. Nous avons trouvé toutes ces femmes géniales en utilisant les hashtags #curvyyoga, #curvyyogi, #curvygirlyoga, #curvyyogis... et d'autres.
Encouraging poll numbers, a changing, more youthful image, and a fearful political and economic climate: These are the ingredients the National Front needs for a breakout moment. And it has them. BuzzFeed News' Rosie Gray reports from Paris.
PALETA MEXICANA O &@~$*#(@), O NOME DISSO É PICOLÉ.
Um novo vídeo em câmera lenta mostra partículas sendo lançadas no ar quando uma gota de chuva atinge o chão.
The massive blaze killed cybersecurity executive Donald Pyle, his wife, and four of their grandchildren. An official cause of death has yet to be released.
Você já tentou o Tinder?
"To make everyone follow the traffic rules and to make them understand, I am regulating the traffic by dancing, laughing, and entertaining them."
me están matando los celos.
Ever wondered where your favourite US-based film or TV show was set? Here they are on a handy map. Spoiler: Nebraska is just Nebraska.
A Tired Dad Put The Buggy That Ended His "Happy, Carefree Life" On eBay And Someone's Bid Over £150,000
You can cheer up now, ukJoel25.
Doughnuts and cheese and burgers, oh my.
Proof that boys (and girls) DO make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Aqui está uma maneira de combinar duas das coisas que você mais gosta: ganhar dinheiro e NÃO falar com pessoas.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Pour gagner du temps, et de l'énergie.
People have become less trusting of major institutions, according to the annual Edelman Trust Barometer. And large majorities doubt that businesses want to make the world a better place.
Treat yo'self to this post!
There's a reason you can't get that one song out of your head.
Including that Forest player with that haircut.
Maybe you thought every flavor on this earth already existed as an Oreo. Nope.
The Greens think they should be involved, but what about the Beer, Baccy, and Crumpets party?
Melhor Instagram do Brasil.
NINGUÉM AGUENTA MAIS
I'm bratty and I know it ♫
I started wearing a hijab two years ago. Here are a few things I've learned.
Eventually you have to get out of bed, turn Taylor Swift off, and get on with your life.
Nous sommes si petits.
"Does it come in black?"
I'll take 10 pairs please – can I pay with Cumberbitchcoins? H/T: Poprageous.
About 50,000 gallons of crude oil spilled into the river. Residents in three towns were told not to drink from the tap and instead use water trucked in by the government.
The woman was abducted while working in the capital Bangui on Tuesday.
El tiempo es dinero, el dinero es poder, el poder es pizza y la pizza es conocimiento.
Das kleine Äffchen aus dem Berliner Zoo wurde von seiner Mutter verstoßen. Drei Tierpfleger übernehmen die Elternrolle.
We are never, ever, everrrr getting baaack together ♫
This post contains nudity.
Steve Baker MP took on Reece Coker, who trains people in self-defence. You'll never guess who came out on top.
Just a crazy hidden talent bang, banging into your home.
Dans le futur, vous ne trouverez plus jamais de cheveux dans votre soupe.
Swift sass is the best sass.
Le résultat est doublement absurde.
You think your brain is your friend. It's not. It's tricking you, all the time.
La bonne nouvelle, c'est qu'il y a toujours plus gêné que vous.
Douglas Carswell told BuzzFeed News UKIP had "upped its game" since Christmas. But he's still getting abuse from former colleagues in parliament.
The newspaper has yet to either confirm or deny the speculation. This post has been updated.
Ain't no shaadi like a big fat Indian shaadi.
The video purports to show an ISIS member threatening to kill two Japanese men unless they receive a $200 million ransom in 72 hours. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said the pair's lives were his "top priority."
It's not ALL sex, drugs and rock n' roll, you know?
Y'know what they say about a man with a big leaf.
This is best for business.
You're gonna forget your *fucking* umbrella... again.
One worker was killed Monday night when an overpass collapsed during a demolition project, authorities said.
It's more than just a party destination.
"My hair is like... I have none." —The legendary Miss Britney Spears.
In a letter to the Ivy League campus Monday, university officials said the Sigma Chi and Phi Kappa Psi fraternities hosted unauthorized parties last year that fostered the misconduct.
#Tay4Hottest100 may have succeeded... but Triple J stay silent on disqualification rumors.
A year in the life of a family living in the music mecca of Lawrence, Kansas, with each day distilled down to one second.
Because you know you want to know.
"The [bathhouse] case has become a kind of fulcrum for different kinds of people to say ‘no’ to different kinds of oppression from the regime," an activist said. J. Lester Feder and Maged Atef report from Cairo.
Full of Vitamin P(izza).
The 24-year-old was flown by helicopter to the hospital Monday after being shot three times, but died the following day despite four operations to save his life.
An analysis by the Pew Research Center found that this year in the U.S., Millennials will outnumber Baby Boomers for the first time, making them the nation's most populous generation.