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Your 21-Step Guide To The Proper Worship Of Marion Cotillard

It's time to promote your Marion Cotillard obsession to a full-on religion.

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To correctly worship Marion Cotillard, you must emulate the goddess herself, and live by her many teachings.

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Thankfully, we have created a handy guide for you to become a better believer.

1. It is said that Marion Cotillard once walked on cobblestones in stilletos as if it was nothing.

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In honour of this miracle, walk only in the middle of roads, preferably with large block letters spelling your name in the air.

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11. If anybody suggests that your worship of Marion Cotillard is an illegitimate faith, your goddess commands that you make this face of utter ennui.

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This face will help you to identify other believers in Marion Cotillard.

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15. Say beautiful things about your art, and while you are thinking of them, make these thinking sounds.

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16. Every month, at the new moon, at midnight, walk through the woods until you find a circle of ancient oak trees, unsullied by man or beast. When you have found such a place, you may watch the following GIF exactly three times and rejoice:

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