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    Posted on Jan 20, 2015

    ATTENTION: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Now Single

    Listen up: Cristiano can now be yours.

    You guys, a very important event recently occurred.

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    Cristiano Ronaldo aka your boo, has broken up with his supermodel girlfriend, Irina Shayk, aka your nemesis.

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    K bye, Irina.

    Other people might be shocked at this news. They did, after all, date for five years.

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    But you weren't surprised. Cristiano and Irina were never gonna last. Know why?

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    Because Cristiano is YOUR boo.

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    And you knew that for the past five years, he's woken up from a horrible nightmare in which you, his boo, are not lying next to him.

    All of the awards he's won...

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    All of the accolades...

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    ... are for you, his boo.

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    Every time Cristiano celebrates a goal, he's really thinking, "I hope my boo is proud of me."

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    And YOU'RE the boo.

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    You. Are. His. Boo.

    So I hope you're ready for the rest of your life, because Cristiano is ready to share his cake with you.

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    Your boo is ready and waiting!

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    Amen.

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