"I'll be 15 minutes late, I gotta fix my eyeliner."
"Take advantage of my poverty and grab this rare opportunity to own a bit of pop history!!"
...and for everyone who'll never be over Shane's death on Home and Away.
I'm going to be a glamorous emu for Halloween this year.
Beneath our radiant southern WAT???
And what five cocktails before 10.30 a.m. looks like.
Not being able to run through the city is one of my woes.
Literally this is what's good.
Alternate title: "How To Avoid Waffle Butt When You're Wearing A Dress Made Of Beads, With Rose McGowan".
Pure terror: the look of anyone who's ever been swooped by a magpie.
Delta Goodrem - the queen of emojis - stopped by BuzzFeed Oz to educate us all. Take this quiz and discover which emoji you are!