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Abz From 5ive Is Selling His Brit Award And The eBay Listing Is Amazing

"Take advantage of my poverty and grab this rare opportunity to own a bit of pop history!!"

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"No more awkward silences when people come over to your house!! This is a real conversation piece even if you didn't win it!" wrote Abz.

"Is that... is that a Brit Award?" - your date, having coffee at your house for the first time.

"Oh yes. I won it in 2000 for being a part of the boyband 5ive, do you want to hold it?" - you, crushing the dating game, making a love connection for life.

Apparently, Abz made the difficult decision to sell his Brit Award in order to fund "to fund a delivery of topsoil and maybe some garden tools".

He also mentions that the award "has been held by Jason Statham", but clarifies that he has "no way to prove this".

Don't worry Abz, we believe you. <3

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