1. The original S&M was better than the remix.
2. I was really hoping Taylor Swift would have beaten Britney’s first week sales record.
3. Orange is the New Black was totally Taryn Manning's breakthrough role.
We all know Crossroads was her breakthrough role.
Same goes for Zoe Saldana!
4. I’d never pay to see a show where the artist doesn’t even sing live!
5. Jessica should have been chosen for The Mickey Mouse Club instead of Britney.
Instead of Christina? Now you're talking!
6. Britney’s body isn’t nearly as hot as it used to be.
7. Jayden who?
8. Britney should really put more effort into the clothes she wears to the gym.
9. I'm glad the full Outrageous video was never released.
Because who would want to see Basketballney?
10. Pony down.
11. I'd rather see Mariah or JLo in Vegas than Britney.
12. Christina deserved to win the Grammy for best new artist.
13. No thanks, I don’t like Frappuccinos.
14. I hate Brunetteney.
15. Wasn't Bionic a great album?
16. Britney deserved to lose on Star Search.
17. Sam Lutfi was such a great influence on Britney.
18. Britney and Kevin: Chaotic wasn't even worth airing.
19. I’m not going to listen to Britney's new single till it’s out on iTunes.
20. Did you see The Voice last night?
21. I think it's silly when Britney fans add “ney” to the end of a random word.
22. Landing strips are sexy.