On Thursday, news that Target will be shutting down all operations in Canada was met with a melange of disappointment, celebration, and good riddance. People mostly could not help themselves to a good ol' knee-slapping one-liner.
The same one.
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Looks like Target missed the mark in Canada.
Ian McLaren@iancmclarenFollow
Looks like Target missed the mark in Canada.
8:32 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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I guess Target's Canada strategy... . . . ... Missed the mark. #Rimshot
James McLeod@TelegramJamesFollow
I guess Target's Canada strategy...
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... Missed the mark.
#Rimshot
8:28 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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RT @iancmclaren: Looks like Target missed the mark in Canada.
Justin Rowan@CavsanadaFollow
RT @iancmclaren: Looks like Target missed the mark in Canada.
8:35 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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So #Target missed the mark in Canada? ........i'll see myself out
Padrino@LiLItalyPastaFollow
So #Target missed the mark in Canada?
........i'll see myself out
8:44 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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With respect to their leaving Canada, is it fair to say Target... missed the bullseye? http://t.co/XCbyUpIEas
Wade@gadfly2727Follow
With respect to their leaving Canada, is it fair to say Target... missed the bullseye? http://t.co/XCbyUpIEas
8:33 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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I guess Target missed the mark, eh? Yeah, I'd unfollow me for that.
Kristi Colleen@KristiColleenFollow
I guess Target missed the mark, eh?
Yeah, I'd unfollow me for that.
10:07 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Bye target ....... I guess you missed the mark
Garry Runions@full_instructorFollow
Bye target ....... I guess you missed the mark
8:40 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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I guess you could say he...(takes of sunglasses)...Missed the target. Tony Fisher fired as #Target Canada president: http://t.co/NgYYDSZ25z
Jon Collins@jon_hfxFollow
I guess you could say he...(takes of sunglasses)...Missed the target. Tony Fisher fired as #Target Canada president: http://t.co/NgYYDSZ25z
3:19 AM - 21 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Target Canada missed the mark
Ren Bostelaar@renbostelaarFollow
Target Canada missed the mark
9:00 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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#Target totally missed its mark in Canada!
A. Audet@AAudet82Follow
#Target totally missed its mark in Canada!
8:46 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Not surprised Target is shutting down. They missed the mark (pun intended).
Faiz Usmani@fusmani2Follow
Not surprised Target is shutting down. They missed the mark (pun intended).
8:56 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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I guess you could say Target..... (insert Horatio putting on sunglasses)Missed the mark.
Beechy.@DoctorBeechyFollow
I guess you could say Target..... (insert Horatio putting on sunglasses)Missed the mark.
8:54 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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it guess you could saaaay,....that sales projections....missed the @Target
Sens Underground@sensundergroundFollow
it guess you could saaaay,....that sales projections....missed the @Target
10:43 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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guess what didnt make the target in canada target oops it miss the mark
james siple@worldsfriendFollow
guess what didnt make the target in canada
target
oops it miss the mark
8:38 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Looks like target......missed the mark /YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JaredOfLondon@JaredOfLondonFollow
Looks like target......missed the mark /YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
9:03 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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So you might say Target's plans for Canada...missed the mark. #yeeeeaaaaah
Robert Rice@RobertB_RiceFollow
So you might say Target's plans for Canada...missed the mark. #yeeeeaaaaah
8:47 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Teacher: "Target missed the mark entirely here in Canada." @an21gentile : "Target... missed the target."
Tinkerbell ☮@rachellcurtisFollow
Teacher: "Target missed the mark entirely here in Canada." @an21gentile : "Target... missed the target."
12:16 PM - 16 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Looks like they missed the mark RT: @mattgallowaycbc: Target announces it's closing all its Canadian stores. It has 17,600 employees.
Jeremy Eaton@Jeremy_EatonFollow
Looks like they missed the mark RT: @mattgallowaycbc: Target announces it's closing all its Canadian stores. It has 17,600 employees.
8:37 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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They completely missed the @Target in Canada.
HASSAN@HassanMusicianFollow
They completely missed the @Target in Canada.
12:18 PM - 16 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
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