August 13, 2019
Uhhhh, I would like to report these tweets for personally attacking me.
The CrazySexyCool album cover is literally my childhood!
Pass the "Madafaka," please?
You'll never watch The Hunchback the same way again.
Are you a ~friend of the court~?
Behind every cat's adorable face is an even more adorable jerk.
Scoot scoot, sweets. Scoot scoot.
“I think people realized that not all white girls who love fall fashion and pumpkin spice are what we’re all categorized to look like.”
Ari Lennox Told Us 23 Really Random Facts About Herself And I Can Barely Make It Through Without Laughing
"I refuse to change for them."
Don't Give Up On Finding Your Soulmate
"Y’all can have my nipple, but not my time or money anymore."
Are you more angel or demon?
“It doesn’t matter your gender or age — when you pick up a skateboard, you’re granted complete freedom and it’s unbelievable.”
Why didn't Ariel just WRITE to Prince Eric???
Our favorite genie will forever be remembered.
Recuerda que: "En martes 13 ni te cases, ni te embarques".
10,000 Rounds Of Ammo And 25 Guns Were Seized From A Teenager Posting Far-Right Memes On iFunny And Discord
Justin Olsen created a Discord server for his iFunny subscribers where he allegedly threatened to kill federal officers.
Or should I say Chala-bae?
“Ask your other peers what they make — especially your male ones.”
Teve muito, mas muito, meme.
Important question: Would you get a tattoo of yourself?
O que dizer e o que não dizer à sua família para pararem de compartilhar coisas sobre você online.
Dylan And Blake Fought Over Hannah G. On "Bachelor In Paradise" Last Night And I Need Someone To Explain Why
This show just started and it's already total drama island.
"Spend your money elsewhere."
"We gotta do this quiz again..."
Hold onto your life essences, everybody!
"Dylan is the Grocery Store Joe of the season."
Let's find your role in this diabolical plot.
Josh Kloss, who worked with Perry on the set of her "Teenage Dream" music video in 2010, says the singer behaved inappropriately with him years ago.
Why are nursery rhymes so full of death?
Because your closet deserves more shoes, tops, and skirts — yes it does.
It is our TV choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities...
Hamsters = Hufflepuff?
Você foi um bebê "O Rei Leão" ou um bebê "A Pequena Sereia"?
Não é uma opinião, é um fato!
E, como você sabe, nós acertamos 100% das vezes.
Sorry, but I'll never get over Channing and Jenna.
Are you more Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, or Hey Arnold!?
You're going to fall head over heels.
Alliances have been drawn!
For when you wanna eat like a king on a budget.
Jeffrey Epstein's Death Was On 4Chan Before Officials Announced It — And Authorities Had To Look Into It
About 38 minutes before news outlets first reported Jeffrey Epstein's death in prison, a 4chan user published a detailed post about it.
O presidente da Câmara elogiou a Vaza Jato, criticou a retórica do presidente e a Medida Provisória que tira receita dos jornais: “Hoje é contra a imprensa. Amanhã pode ser contra qualquer outra pessoa”.
Riot police with batons and pepper spray charged protesters outside the terminal after days of extreme tension. One video showed a police officer drawing a gun.
Raise your (left) hand if you can relate.
Treat yourself to something trendy and chic that won't break the bank.
"Buy my girlfriend's CD, I'm so proud."
"She has made my family happy through music for years and now through something we could never, ever have imagined or hoped for."
Uff, ¿puedes escucharlas todas?
How closely have you really been paying attention?
Rexha's candid Instagram post about the double standards of age clocked up almost 2 million likes and drew support from stars such as Taylor Swift.
Adiamento de decisão sobre afastamento ou não do coordenador da Lava Jato gerou críticas de outros integrantes do conselho do Ministério Público.
Te gustan las cosas bonitas y PUNTO.
No sé tú, pero yo creo que no se parece nada a sus papás.
"When you're enjoying your date and she asks about your girlfriend."
I don't speak any German, and have never seen an episode of the Bachelorette, but I'm pretty sure I got the gist of the entire episode.
A-line? I'm listening. Vintage-inspired? Uh huh, go on. Under $25? I'm in.
Wahrscheinlich safe for work. Aber jetzt mal ganz ehrlich? Ich würd's nicht riskieren.
"This is special to see from a cartoon I grew up with."
Come for the instagrammable aesthetics, stay for the skin-clearing sanctuary.
Matthew Whitaker’s Conflict Of Interest Forms Weren't Screened Until Just Before Trump Put Him In Charge Of The DOJ. They Were Incomplete.
A Justice Department official said that because of an “administrative error,” no one vetted Whitaker’s financial disclosure forms for nearly a year while he served as then–attorney general Jeff Sessions’ chief of staff.
Pisando no arroz e no feijão.
Tana Mongeau Called Out The Teen Choice Awards And MTV After Jokes About Her "Pretend Marriage" To Jake Paul
"Jake Paul over here would be pissed, and that could stress out his pretend marriage, leading to a fake divorce from his not-wife."
Deals at Reformation, Backcountry, World Market, and other stores you know and love as well as those you'll wish you'd known about sooner!
This isn't your average 🐈 or 🐕 quiz.
"This is a private matter and I have not made, nor will I be making, any comments to any journalists or media outlets."
Also ist dein Tag im Vergleich gar nicht sooo mies
Gen Z out here like WTF are "marbles"?
Unfortunately we are all going to die, but here are some products to busy yourself with while you wait in the reception area known as life.
A Trump policy could deny green cards to immigrants who use public benefits, a gay couple fled Russia because they cared for their adopted children, one guy pops a lot of balloons. Your BuzzFeed News newsletter, Aug. 13.
Meanwhile, his friend Brandon Lee called the kiss "fake" and an attempt to "mess with the ex-husbands".
Ich lache, aber es tut auch weh!
It would be an honor just to be nominated.
You're on the big screen!
Algebra? No thanks. I'd rather watch movies.
This is so hard and now my stomach is growling.
Stranger Things or Riverdale?
Step one: Feelings don't exist, especially for a big, strong man like yourself.
*Cough* Not that I know anything about being socially awkward *cough*
You may need a time turner to get through all these classes!
One Woman Was Killed And Another Injured In Central Sydney Before Bystanders Detained The Knife-Wielding Suspect
NWS police said the man had a history of mental health issues, but that it was too early to determine a motive for the attack.
With great power comes great responsibility.
"Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me."
Never say never — especially when you're talking about sports or clothes.
This TV Network Aired Undercover Footage Of A Candidate In A Strip Club. Then It Heard From The Government.
The government told Nine to brush up on its legal obligations under the Foreign Influence Transparency Scheme.
"Who keeps tabs on stupid mistakes?"
25 '80s Toys That'll Make Any Gen-Xer Or Old Millennial Say, "I Totally Forgot I Used To Have That!!!"
Also, a reminder that the decade produced some of the best and also weirdest toys of all time!
$3 million is honestly not that much.
The proof is in the pudding.
"Just changed my relationship status from 'Single' to 'Costco Member.'"
Because you deserve one, sweetie!
Only one of the best episodes of The Office ever.
I won't say I'm judging you if you don't have these in your kitchen, but like, yeah, I'm judging you if you don't have these in your kitchen.