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JANUARY 1ST: This is gonna be my year. AUGUST:
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being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water
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Looking at myself naked in the mirror
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i have one hobby and it’s letting 3 months of my life come and go without registering what’s happening or what i’ve been doing
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god gave us peeing so we could have 6 minute breaks for mental health at work
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all american rejects: truth be told i miss you... me: 😔 all american rejects: ...and truth be told I’m LYING. 9 year old me:
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sorry i havent texted you back its just everything overwhelms me all the time
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when you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious https://t.co/9SHtOnNsfx
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me on my phone 5 seconds after waking up
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Alcohol is like a push-up bra for my personality
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tired of these mfs
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not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake. it’s been downhill since
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Me happily listening to the same 6 songs everyday
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*listens to my own playlist* me: fucking masterpiece
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2005: I can’t wait to grow up 2019: https://t.co/bvgkTM0XAe
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when I die bomerang them lowering me pls
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You vs the frog she told you not to worry about
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i may be ugly but i used to be uglier
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me: has never done cocaine me walking through airport security: oh god what if i have cocaine in my bag
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When you’re cleaning your room and you get distracted by stuff you found https://t.co/SYhHfgtmZe
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my childhood in one pic
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Me helping my Me dealing friends with with my own their problems problems
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no one: me waking up every morning in 2010:
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working from home: https://t.co/VFoyzQTWAE
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Teacher: so tell the class something about yourself Me:
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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.