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Just bought 50 boxes of animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco.
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Currently in line at costco fantasizing about their sexy luscious 700 calorie per slice pizza melting my arteries or whatever
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just changed my Facebook relationship status from 'single' to 'Costco Member'
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me: I love this Airbnb costco employee: please leave I won't ask you again
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Sometimes I wish I could have lived in medieval Europe, but then I imagine galloping home from Costco with 20 bottles of BBQ sauce and nope.
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One day, you're partying until the morning hours and then suddenly you're excited about the new Costco that's so much closer than the other one.
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Overheard at Costco: Husband to wife: “Stay focused”
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"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." - Costco
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My husband has forbidden me to go to Costco when I’m hungry. I don’t understand. How hard is it to eat 47 rotisserie chickens?
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Went to Costco for paper towels and bought the Cleveland Browns and a helicopter.
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Every time the Costco parking lot isn’t over-crowded, I get nervous that I missed the rapture.
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Costco is my Hotel California.
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when you're gonna go get a sample at Costco
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People I went to high school with are all "here's pics from my 1st trip to Iceland" and I'm all "here's my pics from 1st trip to Costco."
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I like when you're at Costco and there are about 15 adults lined up for half a chicken nugget
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almost have my wife on board with sending out a christmas card that’s a photo of our family in front of costco
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I don't see it as "Costco Free Samples." I see it as a free 17 course meal.
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Wife: You'll be so proud of me. I saved $9 at Costco. Me: How much did you spend? Wife: $600.
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Made the mistake of going to Costco after drinking a half bottle of wine & now I'm the proud owner of everything. Except tires.