August 25, 2019
DISNEY NEVER MAKES MISTAKES and I'm here to prove it.
"Kids are basically reverse Roombas."
Who even needs dating apps?
How mature are your taste buds?
The truth is about to come out!
"I can't make noise with my armpits anymore!"
"Why do baby boomers have a very intense personal grudge against ripped jeans?"
Step away from the condiment.
"I love you and I like you."
Shop that new-new from Laura Mercier, Dr. Jart, Glow Recipe, Fenty, Olaplex, and more.
They knew what they were doing!
Have your wedding and eat cake, too!
D23, Dancing with the Stars, and more!
Who actually got up for those 8 a.m. classes?
Do you love all of them 3,000?
"You won't ever change other people — only how you deal with them."
From chocolatey brownies to decadent cakes, here are some desserts that you'd never know were gluten-free and vegan!
These products are such a ~hoot~ you might never stop ~raven~ about them, so you better flamin-go get them quick!
Well, well, well how the turntables...
“The cinema is an explosion of my love for reality.”
50 Things From The '90s That If You're Over 35 Will Make You Say, "Whoa, Haven't Thought About That In Years"
"I remember ALL of this and was born in 2014!!!" —Someone in the comments
Living legends AND Disney Legends.
FF on Grindr does not mean they're into Britney Spears' Femme Fatale.
"Pon de Replay," "Umbrella," or "Work" for Rihanna?
Okay '90s babies, this one's for you!
You know you want to find out!
It's 2019, so there's no reason to wear uncomfortable bras.
It's hard to choose which song you "Love" more!
Sooosh Magooosh, TOOSHIEEE BUM BUM, Sushi Poo, and more.
So many herbs, so little thyme.
Watch your mouth!
♫ Take me out and take me home ♫
Deputy Angel Reynosa will be fired for faking an attack that launched a manhunt.
It's back-to-school szn!
AND 👏 THAT'S 👏 THE 👏 TEA 👏
Why is it 2019 and we still don't have that microwave from Spy Kids that makes delicious meals immediately?
Love is in your future.
"Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you."
Have you ever seen a porcupine hit the Milly Rock? Do you wanna?
A Mom Got Shamed For Bringing Her 4-Year Old Son Into The Women's Restroom And 24 Other Ridiculous Reasons
"My mother-in-law shamed me for having a cat, saying it would smell milk on my baby and 'steal the baby's breath.'"
The grilled cheese fail is iconic.
If you're eating cake for breakfast, you're probably in your teens.
Any last words, pimples? Too late.
I'm not saying being the youngest is the best, but yeah being the youngest is the best.
Choose Your Fave TV Characters And We'll Tell You Which Netflix Original Comedy You Should Watch Next
Dwight Schrute and Gary/Jerry/Larry Gergich or Kimmy Gibbler and Monica Geller?
Take a deep inhale. Now exhale. Now take this quiz.
She spoke about her mom, her music, and haters.
`The more you know.
Under-$50 fashion finds that look like a million bucks.
Eat your heart out and find out why people like you.
"The biggest marketing lie to parents is, 'Fun for the whole family.'"
Life is like a thrift store...you never know what you're gonna get.
'Cos no one told you life was gonna be this way...
Since when did dryer balls decide to be beautiful?
"Julius Caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part."
"That’s where the boundary is."
Terry Crews' first job was drawing courtroom sketches.
Welcome back to class!
The long saga of the Irish diaspora cannot end with us, of all people, being the ones to say that because you have suffered, you are not welcome.
"She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers..."
"I want it, I got it." —Ariana Grande, and apparently all of our readers shopping these products.
Will your ring be as pretty as these colors?
:Let me look into my vintage crystal ball that I recently ordered from Urban Outfitters:
"I woke up crying because I had a bad dream and my half-asleep boyfriend says, 'Don’t worry, babe. It’s cause the planets are in Gatorade, remember?'"
This is how you see after a super squishee!
You wear what you eat. That's the saying, right?
For a budget-friendly bedroom makeover.
I...just need another cup of coffee.
Would you rather have ice powers like Elsa or cooking skills like Tiana?
Love is in the air.
Nothing is over $35 — but that can be our little secret.
Sure, hundreds and thousands of people discovered these before you, but it doesn't even matter – arrive late and knowledgable in style.
'Cause we already know our readers have great taste and embody FASHUN.
These are some intense questions.
Is there a single celeb who didn't have a Von Dutch hat at some point?
First thing these’ll help you do: save you moolah.
Take your pick!
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"Turn to page 394."
Fries or a baked potato? I give up... both.
Insert evil laugh.
Will this be a September to remember?
"I got hot sauce in my bag."
"I feel God in this Chili’s tonight."
Cheers to you!
Cheap but classy.
"I called a taxi to take me home." "Dude, the party was at your house."
"You're my, my, my, my lover."
Ready to settle down with your duet partner?
Hope you came hungry!
We might have lived in a world where Jennifer Aniston never played Rachel!
You can sit with us!
My sexuality is Emma Stone as Cruella De Vil.
...even though you hit that snooze button for an extra 30 minutes.