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This dad, who watches too many cooking shows:
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This dad, who is not here for your teasing:
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This dad, who gets a little nervous when you're too quiet:
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This dad, who gets creative when he needs to:
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This dad, who has a romantic side:
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This dad, who found the Bitmoji and will never look back:
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And this dad, who will probably never be asked to dog-sit again:
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This dad, who called out his daughter's spending habits:
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This dad, who keeps his kids all the way updated:
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This dad, who is sensitive to your breakups:
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This dad, who is in serious mourning:
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This dad, who is very, very literal:
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And this dad, who is really quite poetic:
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This dad, who is king of the TMI:
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This dad, who couldn't resist the opportunity for a dad joke:
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This dad, who has an important question:
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And this dad, who wants you to know everything is normal...when it's clearly not:
