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    Updated on Aug 25, 2019. Posted on Aug 25, 2019

    Justin Bieber Adopted A Cat Named Sushi, And Her Nicknames Are Very, Um, Unique

    Sooosh Magooosh, TOOSHIEEE BUM BUM, Sushi Poo, and more.

    Justin Bieber is now a cat dad! Say hello to Sushi, the black-spotted kitten he adopted over the weekend:

    He's been sharing videos of his new furry pal on Instagram lately, and I'm already obsessed. I mean, just look at how adorable she is 😻!

    Justin is clearly smitten, too. The singer revealed that he will call Sushi some very ~interesting~ nicknames that had me scratching my head.

    "I can call her Sooosh Magooosh and I’m very happy about it," he wrote. "I can also, in a baby voice, call her TOOSHIEEE BUM BUM or Shooshi wowl (read it out loud how it’s spelled). Also, Sushi Poo or just TUNA," he added.

    Live footage of Sushi when she hears Justin calling her any of those embarrassing nicknames:

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    Like, how dare he?

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    I'd personally draw the line at "Shooshi wowl," TBH.

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    Justin's wife, Hailey Baldwin, also chimed in on the post with her own nicknames for Sushi, including "Tushi buns," and “Soosh soosh magooooooosh." 😕

    Justin, if you're reading this, you've hereby been summoned to cat court to explain yourself and these nicknames. 👨🏾‍⚖️

    Instagram: @justinbieber

    #JusticeForSushi

    What do you think about Sushi's pet names? Are they hella cute or hell no? Tell us in the comments!

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