Parents·Posted on Aug 13, 201919 Absurdly Funny Kids Who Didn't Even Mean To Be So Hilarious"Buy my girlfriend's CD, I'm so proud."by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This kid who forgets there is a right and a wrong place to pee: maura quint @behindyourback best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you're on a conference call and cry "I accidentally peed in the wrong place" 02:15 AM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This kid who knows flossing is a dance move and nothing else: Martha C Jones, Ed.D @mcollinsjones When the orthodontist asked Jenna if she flossed, she, without hesitation, stood up and began “flossing”. 🤦🏼♀️💃🏽💃🏽 #onlymykid 09:26 PM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. This kid who proudly supports his girlfriend, Demi Lovato: Megan Dunn @shut_up_meg__ He handed these out in target saying "buy my girlfriends CD I'm so proud" #OnlyMyKid @ddlovato 06:05 PM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This kid who is fiercely dreading adulthood: syd @sydneyreneec One of my 6 year olds started crying today and when I asked why she said, “I don’t wanna grow up because I can’t bake, I can only make cereal, and furniture is expensive” Literally me 08:43 PM - 10 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This kid who always finds the humor in exquisite art: Adam Rex @MrAdamRex Today my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes 12:07 AM - 01 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This kid who does whatever she wants, when she wants: rachel @RachBlackburn_ just seen a little girl confidently walk up to a bath bomb in lush and take a bite out of it, kids are class 01:58 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This kid who values Vaseline and is willing to fight for it: Deirdre Statham @deirdrestatham Was surfing old pictures and found one of my son accosting his dad with a plastic toy knife. The reason? Dad took away the jar of Vaseline he was eating. Ahhh... #memories #funnykid #goodchuckle 01:37 AM - 24 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. These kids who are masters at getting what they want: Domestic Goddess @DomesticGoddss My kids wanted a karaoke machine for Christmas-little did I know it would be for yelling in the mic "CAN WE HAVE A SNACK" when I'm upstairs. 02:37 AM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This kid who knows she can't eat the pet fish, so she will just pet it: tillie @tjordann3 So. Got a new fish after Bali ate the original. And this evening Serena was carrying it around petting it 🤦♀️🐟🐶 #onlymykid 12:59 AM - 17 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This kid who always puts safety first: Deanna McLennan Ph.D @McLennan1977 When wearing your new bike helmet everywhere is the coolest thing! #funnykid #lovehim #onlymykid 03:42 PM - 09 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This kid who really hates numbers: View this photo on Instagram 12. This kid who finds great ways to get around showering: Jenna Wilm @jennawilm Ethan just sprayed himself with febreeze because he didn't want to take a shower. #thatjusthappened #onlymykid #goodparenting 02:30 AM - 24 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. This kid who is praying for a growth spurt: Christina Veladota @cveladota My 16-year-old, who wishes they were taller: “The shorter you are, the closer you are to hell.” #mykid #funnykid 09:03 PM - 10 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This kid who knows how to improvise in times of need: bmase @BMase We ran out of apple juice, so we improvised. #brilliantkid 05:32 PM - 02 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This kid who loves sitting, not running: Alma Henry @alma_henry Nate: Mia, you want to run bases with me? Mia: Yep! This is what that looked like. #onlymykid 03:03 AM - 13 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This kid who lives in his goggles: Deanna McLennan Ph.D @McLennan1977 You know it's #summer when he wears his goggles everywhere! #onlymykid #freespirit #childhood 01:42 AM - 03 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. This kid who causes unnecessary panic: Samantha Zenewicz @sjzen One of my sons pulled the fire alarm at school as we were leaving. I’m done with today thanks #wtf #onlymykid #mortified 07:58 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This kid who doesn't like dirty floors anywhere: ivy @ivaayz my little sister got a barbie dream house N HER ASIAN ASS MAKES ALL THE BARBIES TAKE OFF THEIR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING 08:30 PM - 12 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And this kid who likes her alone time with her mom: Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist 3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: "Privacy, please" 3yo: "Oh, right" *closes door* "Now we have privacy, Mommy" 08:48 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite