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Rose Petal Place dolls, which smelled soooo heavenly:
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Kenner's Family Tree House, which you thought were actually made for Fisher-Price's Little People:
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Hootbot, which looked all cute until its eyes turned red and freaked you out:
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M.U.S.C.L.E. Men, which were the perfect toys to stuff in your pockets and take with you EVERYWHERE:
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Keypers, which safely stored all your treasured fantasy jewelry while looking adorable:
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Fisher-Price's Little People Western Town, which was one badass play set:
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Clip-on plush toys, which didn't do anything other than grip things (they were lame):
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Monchhichi, which had the most addictive commercial jingle EVER:
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Fisher-Price's Tape Recorder Player, which you loved to record yourself making silly voices with:
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Cabbage Patch Kids Mini-Figurines, which managed to be creepier than the doll versions:
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Food Fighters, which were the coolest action figures ever:
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McFry Kids Happy Meal Toys, which always seemed to smell like plastic and old French fries (not matter how long you had had them):
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These Disney pull back car toys, that seemed to go like 60 miles per hour:
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Garfield PVC figures, which you just seemed to have a random collection of and not know where they came from:
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Care Bear Cousins stuffed animals, which were like cooler Care Bears:
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Sea Wees, which made bathtime so much fun:
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Sports Popples, which were as hard to put into a ball shape as regular Popples:
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Casey the Talking Robot, which was more of a glorified tape player than a robot, but it was still fun to read along stories with him:
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E.T. stuffed animals, 'cause he was much, much cuter than the vinyl version of him they sold:
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Wind-up walking California Raisins figures, which looked weird with the really long arms:
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SilverHawks, which were legit cool action figures:
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Shirt Tales stuffed animals, which you usually got from your nana:
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Cut and sew dolls, which you also usually got from your nana:
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The Heart Family, which were the most boring Barbie dolls ever:
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And finally, Cabbage Patch Koosa dolls, which were just nightmare fuel: