Archive
September 18, 2015
There's A Lot Missing From Johnny Depp And Tom Hardy's Gangster Movies
The actors make impressive crime bosses, but Black Mass and Legend can't get into the heads of their showy mobsters.
Couples Watch Themselves Kiss In Slow Motion
It looks just like the movies… sort of.
Kristen Stewart Talks About Honesty, Privacy, And Her New Movie "Equals"
"I'm not private. I just really want to be true to myself," Stewart told BuzzFeed News during an interview with Equals director Drake Doremus at the Toronto International Film Festival.
Así reaccionó el internet ante el nuevo papel de Megan Fox en New Girl
Bye, bye, Jessica Day.
7 Of The Craziest Science Studies That Won At The Ig Nobel Awards
Did you let a bee sting your penis for science? No? Then you might not be Ig Nobel material.
Are You More Of An Old Or Young Soul Based On Your Zodiac?
♫ This is the dawning of the age of... ♫
19 Razones por las cuales Tim Burton es el rey del romance
Olvídate de Cuando Harry Conoció A Sally este Día de San Valentín. Se trata de cuando Jack conoció a Sally.
18 Personas que sólo se tomaron una
De verdad.
Clinton Hits Kasich For "Leave A Tip" Comment, But Made A Similar Comment Last Year
Clinton tweeted (in Spanish) that "talking about Latin Americans doesn't always mean talking about tips," but once assumed that the employees at a black tie event she attended were undocumented immigrants.
Australia's New Prime Minister Has The Same Nickname As A Magical Caterpillar
Probably the most popular Chinese caterpillar ever.
17 Consejos de citas realmente útiles para cualquiera que luche con la ansiedad
A veces un poco de Nutella y acurrucarse cura todo.
The Cookie Heist
Sometimes that’s how the cookie crumbles.
7 Essays To Read: How Money Affects Love, Muppet Sex, And What's Wrong With That Taylor Swift Video
This week, six women share their stories about how income disparity affects their relationships. Read that and other essays from Pacific Standard, Racked, The Offing, and more.
Bernie Sanders Rolls Out 128 Celebrity Endorsements In One Day
Will Ferrell, Patton Oswalt, Shepard Fairey, Margaret Cho, Lil B among Sanders' celebrity backers.
19 Situaciones que prueban que Tláloc es el troll más grande de México
Levanten la mano todos aquellos que se hayan sentido personalmente victimizados por el dios de la lluvia.
Obama Nominates Out Gay Man For Top Defense Position
Eric Fanning could become the highest-ranking out gay man in the defense department.
33 Maneras ingeniosas para guardar el calzado
Es el momento de averiguar cómo domar la explosión de zapatos que está ocurriendo ahora mismo en tu armario.
Dakota Johnson's Advice For Her 16-Year-Old Self: "Don't Get Tattoos, You Idiot!"
And we find out their teenage regrets and their biggest inspirations.
Rick Santorum Says He Would Abolish The State Department And Start All Over
"It's like, if all the tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail," Santorum told Glenn Beck on Thursday. "Every problem that the State Department has, the answer is diplomacy. Why? Because if it's not diplomacy, they don't have a job."
16 GIFs que puedes ver 100% tranquilo en la clase de matemáticas
Esta es la única ocasión en que es realmente productivo leer BuzzFeed en la escuela.
6 Types Of Lesbians You've Broken Up With
Girls, girls, all types of girls.
Brits Respond To Questions From Australians
Yes, we have a summer. No, it is not long.
23 Of The Most Powerful Photos Of This Week
Here are the most impactful, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.
Some Genius Created A Perfect Blue Jays Parody Of Taylor Swift's "Blank Space"
Oh my god, look at this team. Could be better than '93.
11-Year-Old Bicyclist Called Out Reckless Drivers Like A Boss
"It's whiny, entitled behavior you wouldn't tolerate from a kid, why should I tolerate it from adults?"
Why Does The NYPD Almost Never Apologize?
It has to do with whether you're a famous tennis star, but also with the mechanics of civil lawsuits.
Evan Rachel Wood Just Made The Most Amazing Comments About Bisexuality
This. All of this.
This Hockey Player Hates Drones So He Shoots Them Out Of The Air With Pucks
"I hate drones," says Steven Stamkos of the Tampa Bay Lightning.
Este conductor paró un tren para salvar la vida a un perrito
"Lo siento por el retraso, pero no podía matar a un perro", dijo el conductor, después de rescatar al animal y regresar a hacer su trabajo.
As Soon As Top Ad Blocker On App Store Is Killed, Another Takes Its Place
Peace is over, and the war is just beginning.
33 Impresionantes fotos de la era dorada de los tatuajes
"¡El buen trabajo no es barato, el trabajo barato no es bueno!" - Marinero Jerry
Michigan GOP Chair: Rand, Rubio Aides Should Listen To Mom's Advice, Go To Bed Earlier
"I don't know why these people were out until 2:44 in the morning."
17 Brilliant Artists To Follow When You're In A Creative Slump
You're welcome.
For Only $80, You Can Attend A Stag Party With Rob And Doug Ford
"Anyone can come."
Un diseñador me dejó probarme su ropa antes de un desfile y esto fue lo que pasó
Más allá de la vanidad, la ropa a veces tiene poderes mágicos, y Custo Barcelona nos dejó comprobar nuestra teoría.
These Star Wars Carbonite "Pop-Tarts" Are Too Cool For Words
A pastry from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Comcast Will Pay $33 Million To Settle Breach Of California Customers' Privacy
The company shared the names, numbers, and addresses of about 75,000 customers as a result of an update error.
This Is What Happens At New York Fashion Week's Biggest Queer Runway Show
So many bowties, so little time.
"Mega Man" Bosses Have Bizarre Names So Try To Guess Them
Just pick a word and put "Man" at the end.
If The Cast Of "The Office" Were Disney Characters
It would be the most magical of workplaces.
Estas fotos documentan cómo se ve el Miss Señorita Gay Venezuela
Un certamen de belleza único llevado a cabo en Maracaibo.
These Plus-Size Models Absolutely Slayed At Fashion Week
A few small strides for some badass ladies, one significant step for womankind.
A Sea Otter Learned How To Use An Inhaler After She Got Asthma
You got it, girl.
9 Feature Stories You Can't Miss This Week: Feuds, Failures, And Favorites
This week for BuzzFeed News, Michelle Nijhuis revisits America's long lost pipe dreams. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
Who Really Works For The Walmart Worker?
Our Walmart, one of the country's most promising alternative labor groups, has split from its union backer. And there's a fight brewing over who controls the movement.
These 9 Things Have Definitely Happened To You On A Plane
You will inexplicably have to pee every 20 minutes
23 Times Fashion Week Finally Kept It Real And Put Natural Hair On The Runway
Warning: Scrolling may cause outbursts of "YAAAAAS!"
Tim Cook Says Apple Is Making A "Substantial Donation" To Refugee Groups
"We hope the actions we're taking will help make the situation less desperate for some, and ease the hardship so many are enduring," Apple CEO Tim Cook wrote in an email to his employees on Friday.
26 Famosos que no sabías que viven en la Ciudad de México
Descubre qué hacen entre películas tus personajes favoritos.
The $2 Trillion United Nations Idea You've Probably Never Heard Of
But it would mean by 2030, the world would be pretty much perfect.
This Puppy Sort Of Lost It When He Was Caught Eating Paper
There will be no witnesses to the cutest crime of the century.
Here's The Cast Of "Jessica Jones" Next To Their Comics Counterparts
We've got our first official Jessica Jones cast photos. So let's check out what we've got.
26 Adorables productos que todos los dueños de perros necesitan
¡Por que tu perro puede estar tan a la moda como tú!
Hillary Clinton “Appalled” By Donald Trump's "Prejudiced" Answer To Question About Muslims And Obama
Clinton says, that in Trump's place, she would have told the voter who said President Obama was not an American to "quit impugning the integrity of the president."
Ricky Martin As Christian Grey Will Make Your Pants Tight
Ricky Grey will see you now.
House Passes Symbolic Bill To Defund Planned Parenthood — Conservatives Say It's Not Enough
"It's not about appeasement," said Rep. Trent Franks, a Republican from Arizona. "It's about protection of babies. That's our goal."
Questions Australians Have For The UK
What’s with your beaches?
Emissions Cheating Software Found In 2.1 Million Audis
Volkswagen has said it is "deeply sorry" after its vehicles were found to contain a device designed to dodge U.S. federal emissions standards.
If The Kardashians Wrote Greeting Cards
"Kim, there's people that are dying."
21 Embarrassing Liz Lemon Moments That'll Make You Feel Better About Your Own
"What is the deal with my life?!" — Liz Lemon
People Are Talking About Jessica Simpson's Appearance On HSN Last Night
It's "A Public Affair."
25 Genius Spaghetti Recipes You Should Know
It's noodle time.
¿A qué saga perteneces, Divergente, Maze Runner o Los Juegos del Hambre?
Que comiencen los Juegos del Quiz.
U.S. To Pay Almost $1 Billion To Settle Claims Brought By Native American Tribes
More than 600 tribes and tribal agencies had complained that for decades the government failed to provide the necessary funds for federal programs administered by tribal officials.
The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Looks Of The Week
You voted — here are the results.
Ben Carson: Foreign Policy Advice Is Reason Bush Awarded Me Presidential Medal Of Freedom
"I think he eventually came to understand what I was saying — I believe that’s the reason he gave me the Presidential Medal of Freedom. But, you know, it’s a process."
21 Struggles All Afro-Latinos Know To Be True
"Wait, so are you black or Latino?"
Does Anyone Know What Dreamforce Actually Is?
Every year thousands of people descend upon San Francisco for… well... a lot of us aren't sure what.
28 Consejos de limpieza para los muy muy perezosos
Cualquiera que diga que le gusta limpiar probablemente esté mintiendo. Todos podríamos beneficiarnos de algunos atajos cuando se trata de mantener una casa ordenada.
16 Momentos increíbles de la televisón de las dos últimas décadas
Advertencia para los que no han visto mucha televisión últimamente: Este artículo tiene spoilers.
96% Of NFL Players Tested In Study Suffer From Concussion-Related Brain Disease
In results released on Friday, 87 out of 91 former players from the National Football League tested positive for chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) in an ongoing study conducted by the Department of Veterans Affairs, Boston University, and the Concussion Legacy Foundation, reported Frontline.
Internal Biden Supporter Memo: "The Colbert Bump Is Real"
An internal Draft Biden memo says people were much more likely to click on targeted banner ads — as well as give money and sign up to volunteer — in the three days after the vice president appeared on Stephen Colbert's new show.
17 Photos That Prove Saskatoon Is Gorgeous As Heck
Take that, Lake Louise.
Watch Lady Gaga's Heartbreaking New Music Video About Campus Rape
The pop star takes a stand against sexual assault with her new single, "Til It Happens To You."
Alex Trebek Got Tricked Into Saying "Turd Ferguson" On "Jeopardy," So Our Work Here Is Done
Burt Reynolds would be proud.
21 Sitios de citas en donde seguro encuentras a tu pareja ideal
Porque siempre hay un roto para un descosido...
Guys Tried Pinterest Nail Art And Brought New Meaning To The Word "Fail"
Now it looks like there's a butt cheek on my hand.
Authorities ID Body Of "Baby Doe," Little Girl Found Dead In Boston
The young girl was identified as Bella Bond months after her body was found in a trash bag along the beach on Deer Island. Michael Patrick McCarthy, the girl's mother's boyfriend has been charged with murder.
Here's What Actually Happened To Your Hogwarts Letter
You just can't find good owls these days.
Someone Used A Government Computer To Vandalize A Wikipedia Page About Syrian Refugees
“This individual’s actions are, in our view, unequivocally reprehensible,” the department said.
The 22 Most Hilariously Accurate Moments From "Being Canadian"
"Canada is a feeling," the movie producer told BuzzFeed.
People Are Writing To David Cameron For Evidence Of Corbyn's Threat To The UK
"I too would desire to know exactly what kind of threat to national security is posed by a bicycle-riding vegetarian in his sixties," one person told the prime minister.
Emmys 2015: nos favoris
Justice pour Mad Men!
27 Tatuajes de Studio Ghibli que traerán de vuelta a tu niño interior
Amigos para llevar contigo en los días lluviosos.
33 Little Things I Miss About Ohio
This list starts and ends with trees.
Tell Us About Your Educational Non-Traditional Path
"Experience is the teacher of all things." - Julius Caesar
Zac Goldsmith Thinks Stop And Search Will Stop Crime. Here's The Evidence
The Conservative frontrunner for London mayor believes that a "spike" in knife crime in London may have been caused by a reduction in stop and search.
Is This Celebrity Canadian?
How many Canucks do you ca-know?
10 Cosas Para Regalar A Tu Pareja
No sabes qué regalar a tu pareja? Se acerca un día especial? Vamos a dar algunas ideas para que no te caiga una buena bronca!!
18 Imágenes para que te enamores del #PeacockHair
Nunca más verás a un pavo real de la misma manera.
Marco Rubio: Obama And Democrats To Blame For A Shutdown Over Planned Parenthood
Rubio says Republicans may have already backed themselves into a corner because they didn't begin pinning a potential shutdown on Democrats weeks ago.
22 Questions All Chelsea Fans Have For Arsenal Fans
Where's your European Cup?
25 Mexicanos tan listos que rompieron el sistema
Cuando el mundo se pregunta "¿por qué?", México se pregunta "¿por qué no?"
Children From Latino Families Reveal Sacrifices Their Parents Made
I work as hard as I do to make you proud and I’ll never stop because you gave me that drive.
What "No Name" Product Are You Actually?
No name? No problem.
11 People You Get At Every Wedding
Who invited these weirdos anyway?
Lawsuit Claims "Scheme" By New Orleans Courts Targets The Poor
The lawsuit alleges people living in poverty face high fees with no court hearings about their ability to pay.
Une mariée a pris ses propres photos de mariage
Simple et efficace.
Serious Question: Did Reese Witherspoon Give Birth To Herself?
I need answers!
If The Muppet Babies Grew Up And Went To Your High School
Spoiler: It was a really rough time in Gonzo's life.
Kerry: U.S. Hoping For Military Talks With Russia "Very Shortly" On Syria
"We're looking for ways in which to find a common ground," Secretary Kerry said.
19 Guys Who Were Hot Then...Who Are Even Hotter Now
Alternate title: 19 Dads.
16 Delicious Plantain Recipes That Will Make Your Life Better
All hail the mighty plátano.
23 Tatuajes temporales que no tienen propósito pero querrás comprar ahora mismo
Hay de todo un poco para todo el mundo.
The 21 Most Alberta Things Ever
You be you, Alberta.
Sources: Scott Walker's Donors Are Circulating Rumor About Campaign Manager
Many in the candidate's orbit are unhappy with Rick Wiley's performance as top strategist — and some are taking part in a whisper campaign against him, sources say.
Atención: Ahora hay hoteles de arena y puedes quedarte en ellos
En el mar (o la arena) la vida es más sabrosa.
Probamos el nuevo juguete de Star Wars y nos enamoramos de él
Este es el regalo que necesitas esta Navidad. (Aunque no seas fan de Star Wars.)
Inside Periscope’s Deep Bond With Turkey (The Country)
A live-streaming app and a country tied together from the beginning.
What Moon Should You Move To?
Start planning your escape from Earth now.
25 trucs que seuls les tarés du tarot ont vécus
Quand vous passez un contrat de zéro, comme un boss.
19 Reasons You Should Fall In Love With A Turkish Person
They're delightful.
Junior Doctors Are Furious At The Government’s Plans To Change Working Hours
The proposed changes are “bad for patients, bad for junior doctors, and bad for the NHS”, the British Medical Association said.
This Is How Easy It Is To Be Suspected Of Being A Radical If You're Muslim
Reckon it's shocking that a 14-year-old in America was arrested after his teachers suspected a clock he made was a bomb? It's pretty easy for Muslim students in the UK to become suspects too.
Este artista ha dibujado celebridades con sus versiones jóvenes y es precioso
Te hará volver en el tiempo :').
Which "Family Guy" Moment Makes You Laugh Every Time?
Giggity giggity giggity.
31 Real-Life Bridal Parties Who Nailed The Mix 'N' Match Look
Squad goals: Wedding edition.
If "Harry Potter" Were Set In Edinburgh
"Accio Irn-Bru!"
These Majestic Photos Will Give You A Spacegasm
The winners of the Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2015 competition have been announced and they'll make you want to leave planet Earth.
Trump’s Record On Russia: Snubbed By Gorbachev, Fooled By Impostor
From Russia with love.
Este simple truco te ayudará a acelerar el proceso de maduración de un aguacate
Prepárate para quedar con la boca abierta.
«Melanina»: un projet photo qui souhaite montrer la diversité de la beauté noire
«J'ai toujours adoré la manière dont les noir-e-s expriment leur beauté.»
23 têtes que tous vos plans cul ont déjà faites
Parce que vous êtes une bête de sexe.
Teenager Sentenced To Life In Prison For Murder Of 15-Year-Old Cyclist
Joshua Williams will serve at least 21 years for stabbing to death Alan Cartwright, 15, in north London in February.
Genetically Modifying Human Embryos Could Be A "Game-Changer" For Basic Research, Scientists Say
Scientists say that granting a licence to do genetic research on human embryos could, in years to come, bring new hope to people struggling to have a baby.
Why Is GOP Presidential Candidate Ben Carson Gaining Popularity?
Republican U.S. presidential candidate and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson is polling high and moving in on frontrunner Donald Trump.
Europe Still Doesn’t Have A Solution To The Migration Crisis
Croatia is overwhelmed after more than 14,000 refugees entered the country since Wednesday. BuzzFeed News’ Joel Anderson explains why Republican U.S. Presidential candidate Ben Carson is gaining popularity. And get ready to try rainbow-colored Doritos.
Un éditeur agressé et traité de «sale juif» par un militant d'extrême droite
Le lien entre cette agression et la sortie de l'ouvrage il y a une dizaine de jours reste à démontrer.
Lily Tomlin Proves Why We Need More Older Gay Women In Film
We could use more representations of older women in general, really.
Estas caricaturas de los 90 con ojos humanos arruinarán tu infancia
ADVERTENCIA: tiene un alto contenido de pesadillas.
Putting Godwin's Law To The Test
An internet adage says that the longer a conversation goes on, the likelier it is that someone will glibly mention Hitler. But is it true? One redditor used data to find out.
Syrian Girl In A Wheelchair Fearlessly Journeyed To Europe With Big Dreams
Nageen Mustafa has experienced many firsts on her long journey, including the first time she saw the sea. "It's beautiful, when you're not in it," she told ABC News.
21 Things Everyone Who Has Worked In A Welsh Pub Will Remember
A pint of Brains, a curry half and half, and a coffi please.
Votez pour LE meilleur goûter: la demi-finale
C'est pas le moment de déconner.
23 recherches Google qui vous feront perdre foi en l'humanité
Spoiler: tout le monde est raciste.
31 Imágenes para los que están realmente estresados
Siente la lindura.
Nicola Sturgeon Warns David Cameron That The Union Is On "Borrowed Time"
On the first anniversary of the referendum, the first minister said another vote is possible but more Scots need to be persuaded about independence.
Do You Know What Happened In The News This Week?
Australia has a new prime minister, Republican presidential candidates debated for a second time, and NBC named a replacement for Donald Trump on "The Celebrity Apprentice." Take the BuzzFeed News quiz, made from stories featured in the BuzzFeed News app and the BuzzFeed News newsletter this week.
Land Mines Become The Latest Hurdle As Refugees Seek Passage Through Croatia
Nearly 60,000 land mines are scattered around Croatian countryside.
This Two-Year-Old Gymnast Has The Most Insane Instagram Account Ever
I can barely touch my feet, tbh.
Do You Know The Real Names Of These Celebrities?
WAKE UP, PEOPLE. WE'VE BEEN LIED TO.
28 "New Girl" Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time
"Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?"
11 Ways To Keep Yourself Entertained While You're Stuck In Ganpati Traffic
Aside from cursing everyone around you.
Gordon Ramsay Offered A Chef With Epilepsy A Job After He Was Fired
He's actually a real sweetie, you know?
Wine Bar Fined After Woman Has Her Stomach Removed After Drinking Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail
"Smoke was coming from my nose and mouth," Gaby Scanlon told the court. "Straight away I knew something was not right."
Assad’s Strategy Is To Create Refugees
“They want to empty the country.”
24 Times Tumblr Felt Things For Jeremy Corbyn
"Protect Jeremy at all costs."
Indian Women Open Up About Their First Times Being Harassed In Public
"Just learn to respect women's space, because that's all we really want."
40 idées bricolage pour pimper votre appart
Facile et rapide.
Taliban Attack On Pakistani Military Base Kills At Least 17
Fighters stormed a base in Peshawar wearing military uniform, officials said.
This Couple Shares Their House With A "Unicorn" And It's Beyond Adorable
They are living their best lives (with a unicorn).
21 secrets que les jeunes filles au pair ne révéleront jamais
Nous soudoyons vos enfants.
John McDonnell Apologises For Saying IRA Members Should Be "Honoured"
The new shadow chancellor was grilled by an audience member on the BBC's Question Time.
En Belgique, un enfant rentre de l'école avec des marques d'étranglement
Sa mère a accusé dans un message devenu viral sur Facebook l'enseignante de son fils, ce que la ville dément auprès de BuzzFeed News.
21 Things All Former Scottish Underage Drinkers Will Remember
Age is just a number. So is MD 20/20.
33 photos vintage de l'âge d'or des tatouages
De vrai-e-s dur-e-s à cuire.
Cette chienne a veillé sur son amie coincée dans une citerne en attendant les secours
L'amour d'un chien n'a pas de limite.
Indigenous Teens Were Hooded And Gassed In NT Detention Centre
"Let the fucker come through because when he comes through, he will be off balance. I'll pulverise, I'll pulverise the little fucker."
140 Thoughts We Had Watching "The Bachelor" Season 3 Finale
"I'm not emotionally prepared for this."
The Abandoned Plan That Could Have Saved America From Drought
The North American Water and Power Alliance was an audacious proposal to divert water to parched western states that would have cost hundreds of billions of dollars and pissed off Canada. But what if it had worked?
The Internet Tried To Explain WTF Harper Meant By “Old Stock Canadians”
Hint: some folks think it has to do with white people.
Can We Guess If You're An "Old Stock" Canadian?
This is now an election issue. You deserve to know.
Everything You Need To Know About What Happened At The Second Canadian Leaders' Debate
Three of the country's political leaders duked it out in a lively, often incomprehensible exchange.
These 4 GIFs Tell You Everything You Need To Know About The Globe Debate
No, *you're* wrong.
Abandoned Puppy Found Buried In Donation Bin At A Missouri Walmart
The white baby pooch was found under a pile clothes after making a squeaking sound that someone first thought was a toy.
Jimmy Carter And His Wife Pucker Up For Atlanta Braves Kiss Cam
The former president, a regular at Braves ballgames, is currently being treated for cancer.
This Country Town Shows How Easy It Is To Accept Refugees
While the world wrestles with how to help people fleeing war and persecution in Syria – one Australian country town is showing how it’s done.
Boy Who Killed Two Adults At Age 8 To Return To School As A Teen
A boy who at age 8 shot and killed his dad and his friend as they returned home from work was deemed ready by an Arizona judge to attend public school and go to a foster home.
Journalists Threw Serious Shade At The Globe For Its Election Debate Panel
A panel? They started with a panel?!
The New Beyoncé Song Is Here And It Will Make You Sob
I'm not crying. You are.
Donald Trump Says He'd Look At Getting Rid Of Muslims In "Training Camps" As President
The Republican presidential candidate on Thursday also declined to correct a man at a town hall meeting who said President Obama was a Muslim and not a U.S. citizen.
Hillary Clinton: "I Can’t Wait Too Much Longer" To Give My Position On Keystone
The former secretary of state expressed new concern about the delay of the administration on a Keystone Pipeline decision. "I can’t wait too much longer, and I am putting the White House on notice,” Clinton said.
When You Can't Get It Together
*Hits snooze 14 times*
Here's What Australia's New PM Means For Indigenous People
Peak Indigenous body says new Prime Minister needs to focus on fixing relationship with the community.
One Girl Saved Her Trash For A Week And Things Piled Up
Waste not, want not.
27 Amazing French Toast Creations Everyone In Brisbane Needs To Try
Because a sugar rush is definitely the best way to start the day, right?
Did She Fake Her Orgasm?
Her tell is the oversell.
Dumb Things Patients Told Their Doctors
Sir, that spot on your chest is a nipple... Everyone has them...
Scott Morrison Was Asked To Swear An Oath On The Bible And Was Like Nope
"WE'RE MATES MATE AND THAT STEPS OVER THE LINE."
