If The Kardashians Wrote Greeting Cards

    "Kim, there's people that are dying."

    1. When someone is being unnecessarily evil:

    2. When you're ready to turn up:

    3. When your poor signal has you cut off from the rest of humanity:

    4. When you realize makeup is far too expensive to cry over a boy:

    5. When someone is on their high horse:

    6. When you've got a talent you need to show off:

    7. When you want to show off your sporty side:

    8. When someone is taking their sweet ass time:

    9. When someone thinks they're better than everybody else:

    10. When you want what you deserve:

    11. When you're sad, but still real cute:

    12. And finally, when shit goes down: