Should've left it pending.
“Taking away my child’s iPad as punishment actually just punishes me.”
It’s like “The Hangover” in space!
“My kid’s favorite thing to eat is gonna be vegetables.”
True love doesn’t mean good aim.
BEWARE: Sloppy smooches ahead.
It looks just like the movies… sort of.
“I always pee all over my Spanx.”
The only thing better than Chipotle is more Chipotle for free.
They're not bad, eh?
See them au naturel.
Get ready to get disorganized.
"NOOOOO! We're gonna be early!"
Tiny animals named after huge celebrities.
It will happen to you eventually. And it will suck.
It gets awkward.
I’ll just be having the check, please.
The cutest NSFW video you've ever seen.
Boys just wanna have cleave!