For when you need a more poetic way of telling some arsehole to fuck off.
Ye dinnae understand us? Och, gie's peace. That's pure mince.
"You into Pitbull, hen?"
"Aye, you can stuff yer Street of Light, Edinburgh."
Fancy an Irn-Bru curry?
Age is just a number. So is MD 20/20.
Don't even mention Gretna Green.
The Time Capsule was the place to be.
Highers are just harder than A-levels, OK?
2015: A Baked Odyssey.
People make Glasgow. Especially Leo the Silent Raver.
"Ye gaun tae the Catty this weekend?" "Aye, can ah borrow yer Voodoo card again?"