For when you need a more poetic way of telling some arsehole to fuck off.
Ye dinnae understand us? Och, gie's peace. That's pure mince.
"Aye, you can stuff yer Street of Light, Edinburgh."
Highers are just harder than A-levels, OK?
People make Glasgow. Especially Leo the Silent Raver.
"Ye gaun tae the Catty this weekend?" "Aye, can ah borrow yer Voodoo card again?"