1: Instafamous. Her tweets are generally promotions and she's definitely got over 100K followers on Instagram.
2: The Pseudo Intellectual. She'll want to cast you in her short film (that she hasn't written yet) and throw around a lot of names of feminist philosophers.
3: The Vajabond. She's always telling insane stories about her travels. You'll break up because she's noncommittal and emotionally unavailable.
4: The Straightie. She'll eventually apologize and get back together with her ex-boyfriend.
5: The Lezbro. In between shotgunning beers, she'll relive her glory days as a college athlete.
Finally: Your Ex-Girlfriend's Ex. She's got an appetite for drama and might be using you to get back at her ex. It's complicated.
