Just because it's not physical doesn't mean it's not abuse.
"Millions of followers, adoring fans...he must be happy."
"You don't want to... prick spindles with me?"
"But what do I know... I'm just a maiden wearing pants."
“I always had this sneaking suspicion that she was trying to poison me…”
“Oh yes, she actually confides in the mice quite a bit”
Join Princess Brittania on her quest to find true lady love.
"The last girl I dated ONLY talked to animals."
"That's a real problem."
No woman has risen to the challenge…until now!
“It’s like when you got food poisoning the first time you went to Taco Bell.”