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    Sep 18, 2015

    Ricky Martin As Christian Grey Will Make Your Pants Tight

    Ricky Grey will see you now.

    Thanks to a very ~tasty~ new Nescafé ad, Ricky Martin fulfills all of your dom-top fantasies as he channels the salacious billionaire Christian Grey from the 50 Shades of Grey novels.

    ...Er — and... umm... *chokes on own saliva*

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    ...He absolutely nails it.

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    Ricky firsts asks the lucky intern (HOW DO I APPLY?) into his office. He then asks her, "Weren't you going on vacation?"

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    (Ignore the inaccuracy that she's a girl.)

    She replies with, "Yes, but..." THEN GETS CUT OFF BY RICKY GREY.

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    CUT ME OFF, RICKY.

    He follows up by saying, "No but's...you deserve it. Remember, you're the priority."

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    *recollects thoughts*

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    HE THEN TAKES A SIP OF HIS NESCAFÉ (this is where your pants get tight) AND GETS A LITTLE BIT OF WHITE FOAM ON HIS UPPER LIP.

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    Unfortunately, the commercial ends before we can see his 💣 playroom 💣, but you can imagine how the rest plays out after you get home from work.

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    I will.

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