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    Posted on Sep 18, 2015

    22 Questions All Chelsea Fans Have For Arsenal Fans

    Where's your European Cup?

    1. How does it feel to know there are now kids in secondary school who have never been alive to see Arsenal win the league?

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    Yup, this is a thing.

    2. Where's your European Cup?

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    Oh.

    3. Why are you so obsessed with net spend and club finances?

    Don't talk about spend fella. Talk. ๐Ÿ’ƒ About. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป Net. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ Spend. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ #Arsenal

    You do know it isn't your money? Nor is there a trophy for most money sitting pointlessly in the bank.

    4. You do know fourth place isn't actually a trophy, right?

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    Your manager's just lost the plot.

    5. How does this picture make you feel?

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    6. What about this one?

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    "Fabregas is magic, he wears a magic hat..."

    7. Is the reason you love internet polls so much because you never win anything else?

    #arsenal - all they ever win is polls ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ssnhq

    #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez #ssnhqsanchez.

    8. Can you name the only English club to have won all four major European trophies?

    9. How can you not find shit like this really embarrassing?

    10. OK, what about this?

    11. Why do you love hanging out in cafรฉs and coffee shops? Just go to the pub like a normal person.

    @JackWilshere @Nespresso not as lovely as my nesecaffe latte in my Arsenal mug mate oooshh

    12. What's it like having Piers Morgan on your side?

    The #WengerForever brigade are to blame for this nonsense. He's 5yrs past his sell-by date. Just embarrassing. #afc

    Thing is, he's not even the worst of you.

    13. Do you remember Juliano Belletti?

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    14. What about Wayne Bridge?

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    "Follow, follow, follow,

    There was only two minutes to go,

    It was Wayne Bridge's goal, that sent us out of control,

    And sent the Arsenal out the Euro..."

    15. You know when we thumped you 6-0, what was that actually like?

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    We made sure Wenger will always remember his 1000th game in charge.

    16. Do you ever get sad when you remember you basically support Barcelona's feeder club?

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    They even took Hleb from you FFS.

    17. How's pot two of the Champions League?

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    Doesn't seem great so far.

    18. Do you secretly wish that this man was actually your manager?

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    19. And that this man was your captain?

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    20. You're so proud of being north Londoners, but you know you're not really from there, right?

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    In fact, there's only one London club who've had the same stadium for their entire existence. Yep, it's Chelsea.

    21. How worried are you that Petr Cech is actually a secret agent still working for us on the inside?

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    22. The league table might make you happy now, but how does it feel knowing you'll still be exactly where you are come May, and we'll be back above you again?

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    But don't worry, as long as you qualify for the Champions League so you can get knocked out in the second round again โ€“ and that's all that matters, right?

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