May 5, 2018
The One Where We Totally Nail It.
The photos were taken just days after the little prince's birthday.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might pee your pants.
Noodles or zoodles? You decide.
Shut your pie hole and take this right now!
The favored horse won the Churchill Downs race.
It's time to travel!
Hotel buffets are where it's at.
Does anyone have any anti-itch ointment perchance?
Summer is almost here!
Dinner shouldn't be a stressful affair.
"You sit on your ass and target the NYPD all while growing up on the nipple of what's easy," tweeted the Sergeants Benevolent Association.
˙ʇı ʇǝƃ ǝʞıl uɐɔ ɹǝʇıdnɾ
"I moved $20 in your account. You have $21 now."
Can someone take me, please?!
…while trying to avoid the beloved original's rather alarming issues.
"I do" is just the beginning.
“Fashions fade, style is eternal."
Trust us, we've got this.
The Gang Turns 13 This Year
From zero to hero, here's what I need to know.
This might get heated.
Where you lead, I will follow.
"Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
It's about time you find out.
"Uterus wants baby. Person doesn't have baby. Uterus wants revenge."
Whether you're a vegetarian or just want to save some money on your next grocery bill.
The future is bright.
Are you more of a Mary Jo or a Julia? And do you know which night the lights went out in Georgia?
Let the games begin!
"To be fair, your honour, mercury was in retrograde"
Because it's how we improved our lives in April!
A beautiful week of shadiness.
"We’ve had people calling and say they’re going to shoot the place up," the owner of a Dallas restaurant said.
Because everybody loves chicken.
The iconic filmmaker sparked a rebellion and hunted for his long lost father — all while making some of France's most acclaimed movies.
These Native American Teens Were Reported To The Cops Because They Looked "Out Of Place" At A College
Colorado State University administrators have since apologized for the incident.
"1, 2 Freddy's comin' for you. 3, 4..." Freddy better get the hell up outta my face.
"Viggo Mortensen's appeal as Aragorn is 90% the way he opens doors."
¿Messi, CR7 o Chicharito? Tus decisiones en la mesa dirán quién eres en la cancha.
Who run the world? Gamers.
Even oily skin deserves a flawless face.
Fifteen years after the US invasion, and the war against ISIS, the Iraqi capital is alive and buzzing, with bars and restaurants open til the early morning.
You don't even need that much space!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer co-stars Alyson Hannigan and Seth Green once reunited on How I Met Your Mother.
"I can’t believe I was ever 14 years old. It just doesn’t seem like something I’d do."
Trump ordered an end to the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program. Judges revived it. Now, Texas is suing to stop it again.
Warning: lots of gorgeous people and sparkles ahead.
Don't call something a "problem" — call it a "challenge."
"We're about to get tea-bagged."
"Blaming the intern is so 1990s." — Monica Lewinsky, 2018.
I don't know how dogs do it, but they're always so good.
When in doubt, grow local.
Einmal mit Profis, ey.
Tell us the little things you did to feel like you were in your own personal oasis.
Among those held by police was Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny, who had called for nationwide demonstrations two days before Vladimir Putin is due to be sworn in for a fourth term as president.
Here’s what our editors and writers are making in their own kitchens.
Geniale Dutt-Ideen für jedes Haar!
Thanks to one tool, I think a thick winged liner might be my go-to night-out like.
Get ready to think hard.
Do it for the 'gram.
Honestly, your mom would be proud she raised someone who knows how to find a good deal.
What sort of jewellery looks best on you?
"It’s not surprising that what we want to see in our porn, in the thing we turn to for pleasure, is sex that is consensual; sex in which pleasure runs both ways. And there are many people trying to create just this."
"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but could this meeting, be an email maybe."
Looks can be deceiving.
"There are people who come with their suitcase." Gay sauna workers reveal how they're dealing with the homelessness epidemic.
"Yes, that's right, they don't have guns, they have knives, and instead there's blood all over the floors of this hospital," Trump said.
Are you a serious audiophile? Or at least someone who is very thorough with their music collection?
Wer nichts wird, wird weird.
Lo que SABES es una cosa, y lo que SIENTES puede ser algo totalmente distinto.
Hay muchos errores de continuidad.
Your two boyfriends: Ben and Jerry.
Love at first swipe.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours." 🎵
Warning: bad Marvel puns ahead.
Are you a muggle-born, half-blood, or pure-blood?
The broadcast networks have ordered their new shows for the 2018–19 TV season.
"Once a woman has dipped her toe into Crane lake, dry land is never the same again."
The last time tensions between Russia and the US were so high, the two countries were scrambling to make it to the moon.