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    19 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who Loves Astrology

    "To be fair, your honour, mercury was in retrograde"

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    *is out with gemini friend* table for 3 please

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    when u hear someone crying while screaming "it's my fucking birthday" u kno it's scorpio season

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    Earth sign culture is thoroughly researching something before squaring up to argue

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    remember when scientists said there was a 13th zodiac sign and we all just collectively decided to ignore them.... yeah that was a classic

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    me doing my child’s birth chart right when its head pops out

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    Me referencing astrology every 5 minutes

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    listen...valentines day is a scam invented by scorpios so people would have sex and make more scorpios

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    me: i should stop thinking about him tbh other me: do his complete natal chart and study his venus and moon positions https://t.co/w6YTu85RBl

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