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*is out with gemini friend* table for 3 please
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when u hear someone crying while screaming "it's my fucking birthday" u kno it's scorpio season
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Earth sign culture is thoroughly researching something before squaring up to argue
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remember when scientists said there was a 13th zodiac sign and we all just collectively decided to ignore them.... yeah that was a classic
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me doing my child’s birth chart right when its head pops out
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Me referencing astrology every 5 minutes
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listen...valentines day is a scam invented by scorpios so people would have sex and make more scorpios
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me: i should stop thinking about him tbh other me: do his complete natal chart and study his venus and moon positions https://t.co/w6YTu85RBl