July 31, 2013
Spice Girls + Beastie Boys = OMG!
After one of the agency's biggest fails ever, the DEA apologized and settled with the college student they accidentally left handcuffed in a cell for five days without food or water.
Plus 20 cringe-inducing album covers, the wittiest, most delightful GIFs you'll see today, and science's answer to a question that's plagued beachgoers since the dawn of time.
Watch this and you'll never touch a razor again.
Here's what happened today!
Baltasar Kormakur has become one of the world's most prolific filmmakers, working both in Europe and the United States. The director of the action-comedy 2 Guns has a lot to say about making movies.
As told by J.K. Rowling. In a series of interviews over the years, the author has revealed the future of the Harry Potter characters, far beyond the Deathly Hallows epilogue.
It's the Rose Bowl of babies.
Facebook's most important realization: it can't replace the entire internet.
Maybe the simplest approach is best.
For the people in Bluffdale, Utah, home of the NSA's massive data center, the agency's scandals carry special meaning. The NSA's tense, worrying relationship with its small-town hosts.
It already is, actually, with the election of the Motion Picture Academy's first African-American president.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Anthony Weiner may be stealing the show, but he's hardly the only New York politician that's become engulfed in scandal over the last few months.
Remember when Gwen Stefani had braces?
He has since apologized saying he is disgusted with himself.
You know, minus the whole chocolate part.
Sometimes the best souvenirs are the ones you keep with you always.
Reza Aslan attained internet fame this week for keeping his cool during a hostile and uninformed interview on Fox News. Turns out he's a tad less guarded on Twitter.
Chad Qualls fall down, go boom.
So close. So, so close.
Their departure will be in Season 6's 13th episode. Now updated with executive producer Mike Schur's statement.
Kinect + Oculus Rift + Paperboy = Schwin!
The protesters hope to draw attention to anti-gay legislation and violence in Russia. A New York City gay bar owner admitted boycotting Russian vodka might not do much, but it can bring attention to the issue.
The police report lists him as a white male.
Not all Smurfs are created equal.
Only a couple though. You wouldn't want to get a reputation for that kind of thing, after all.
A much bigger sacrifice than boycotting vodka.
The term had to come from somewhere.
"Stark - Someone who is good in bed." All right, which one of the Stark kids wrote this?
Summer is winding down. GET COOKING.
Lights, camera, midterms.
Because he was taking Twitter questions about GISHWHES and "typing is too tedious. I feel i could be much more efficient on the phone."
BuzzFeed asked for comment from a wide range of Capitol Hill employees. Here are the reactions that are fit to print.
Desks, office chairs, and cubicles don't have to get in the way of getting in shape or working out a few kinks. In fact, you can even use them to your advantage. Just don't get caught.
1968, Disney produced a film for the Population Council, to teach men about birth control and personal responsibility.
Have you heard the good news about the Emerald Archer?
Take a break and get lost in this Parisian dreamscape.
You'll be king of the trail.
Because yallah is the original YOLO.
It's totally normal except for the train that barrels through it every hour!
The 25-year-old Dodgers ace MIGHT be the best pitcher in baseball, but he's DEFINITELY a pretty cool dude.
This further proves the theory: Chocolate is better than not chocolate.
Warning: graphic image.
Buscemi eyes *clap*. They’re watching you *clap* *clap*.
These women are eve-ry-thing!
Yesterday, Barbara Morgan, a spokeswoman for embattled New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, apologized for reportedly calling Olivia Nuzzi, an intern on Weiner’s mayoral campaign, a "slutbag," “bitch,” “twat,” and “cunt.” Nuzzi appeared on the cover of the Daily News Tuesday morning for a story she wrote about what she described as her less-than-desirable experience working for the Weiner campaign earlier this year.
Times of India journalist writes "facts" like "women don't bathe every day" and "breasts don't like bouncing around."
Fox News host Shannon Bream said it started with "the very liberal media." Brent Bozell of the Media Research Center said Reza Aslan was "not a very good Muslim" and said it was a "very very biased and very very one-sided book."
This isn't your typical 9-5. Gas mask, anyone?
Post's Sugar Rice Krinkles, the only breakfast cereal approved by both John Wayne Gacy and Pennywise.
When I started appearing in porn, I never considered that my porn name might be someone's real name.
Everyone's gotta teen sometime.
On Capitol Hill, Obama pledges to help Democrats on the trail and asks them to sell his economic plans.
San Francisco's iconic Dolores park has a new section: "Appville."
Thanks to MTV's Catfish, there's more awareness than ever when it comes to the phenomenon of "catfishing." Here's a quiz to help you determine if your online paramour is the real deal or a faker.
Going on 19 years now, the makeup line has consistently produced some of the best fun cosmetics campaigns out there. And for a great cause too!
Because it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
He's playing an iconic porn star, which required great facial preparation. He also addresses his role as the Hottest Jewish Man In Hollywood.
If Josie & the Pussycats taught us anything, it's Grrrl Power! And to not give into mean boys and the music industry and brainwashing capitalist cat ear head phones and stuff.
The controversy over gay-bashing in Russia and the Sochi Games will be just the latest example of the real world clashing with sports' greatest gathering.
1,292,502,456 hours of League of Legends online, 40 million online daters, terabytes of porn, and 2.2 billion emails. What have you accomplished in the last 21 years?
It's a confusing time in the world. Is that an excuse for tacos made with lettuce? It is not.
That's ONE way to keep the memory of your Beanie Baby collection alive.
You're a big, pink, beautiful star and don't you forget it.
He might not know it yet, but Ryan Kesler is on the spot.
Flat paper and ink is BORING and so 1447.
Remember that one where Joan of Arc awkwardly burned at the stake?
Beck's radio program goes off the rails and his co-host Stu is left almost speechless. "Don't even think about what you're saying. Just go with it."
Even after DADT, they could still face consequences.
A lot of spit swapping around here!
Scholastic released the new covers to commemorate the 15th anniversary of the U.S. release of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, which became available to American readers on Sept. 1, 1998.
The two e-commerce retailers are aggressively trying to undercut each others' book prices, which is great for consumers but not so much for authors.
One of the best parts of summer.
The Newark mayor had signed a contract in May to speak in Iowa, which according to a university spokesman was supposed to be canceled when Booker announced his Senate bid. Booker has made $1.3 million from about 90 paid speeches over the past five years, nearly half of which he has given to charity.
Pity the unaware urban explorers who next visit at night. Artist Herbert Baglione manages to capture fear and despair with a few strokes of the brush.
"For me growing up, homosexuality was totally normal [...] It was only among adults that I realized that there were people who thought homosexuality was a problem."
There's only one solution to this problem and it is that we need some new, different air.
Because we could all use a little pick me up.
Let's show off the awesome or terrible pictures our "friends" tag us in on Facebook! Share the most recent photo you were tagged in below. No cheating!
Yes, you heard me right, underwater strip club.
Wait, I'm confused, is this Utah or Mars?
They'll make you want to run around in a field with your hair gracefully blowing in the breeze while a mournful tune plays on a flute.
Shanghai is experiencing its hottest July in 140 years. At least 10 people have died due to the month-long heatwave.
Celebrate Harry's/JKR's birthday the best way possible: by painting symbols and spells all over your talons.
And it was awesome.
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Only signs will understand.
Yes, I do sleep on a copy of Atlas Shrugged.
Chris Kluwe knows too much.
The city declined to pay Bob Filner's harassment lawsuit legal fees — and then filed to sue him.
Then they asked their readers if they knew what it meant...
Here's what it would look like if Taylor Swift, Macklemore, and One Direction looked for love online like the rest of us.
The world's worst exercise is about to become your favorite.
Karen Gillan seems to be having a good time with her controversial new haircut.
From honey bears to sign posts, these bookends have their own stories to tell.
And for most of the time, he has his hand down his pants.
Get inside Bomberman, Donkey Kong, Street Fighter, and Contra .
Katharine Hepburn, 1934
Excuse me while I stuff my face with Berry Potter and the Container of Secrets. Unfortunately they're only figments of our imagination at this point. Get on it, Ben & Jerry's.
Aha! Take that, couples!
To Craig Ferguson. Oh, what could have been!
The first outing of dream team Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright.
This makes for uncomfortable viewing.
Spend too much time in front of a TV as a kid in the UK? It's time to reap the rewards.
Who knew quinoa was quite so newsworthy?
A judge in London ruled in her favor today, with damages to be awarded. Says RiRi, "Everybody put your glasses up and I'll drink to that."
They don't call it "Pearl of the Orient" for nothing.
These alleged time wasters are part of a healthy inner life.
In his first interview since taking over as chief marketing officer, Ivan Wicksteed tells BuzzFeed about a new marketing campaign with Nickelodeon and how he believes TV ads are becoming less effective.
A patriotic BuzzFeed tribute to our glorious nation.
He's still got the moves!
What's their ploy? SEX, of course. UPDATE: Crocs says they did not authorize this ad's "creation or appearance." Full statement from Crocs after the jump.
Including "midget", "princess" and "fairy". Warning: offensive language ahead.
He's vowed to cut down on writing. Say it ain't so.
These would all come in handy.
The band Day Above Ground just released a song called "Asian Girlz" and literally everything about it is problematic.
And not a potato in sight.
Eyewitness video captured on a mobile phone Monday showed flying debris crashing into large windows as a tornado approached an industrial zone in Milan. Several buildings and vehicles were destroyed in the storm but no serious injuries were reported.
Mick, an 8-week-old Boston Terrier, was born with Swimmer Puppy Syndrome, a rare disease that makes it impossible for him to use his legs to walk, stand or even sit. Many dogs born with the defect never see their first birthday.
The legend of Jonathan Villar continues.
Advocates already have “196 scheduled events of various types between now and the end of the recess … there will be more. We’re just getting rolling,” top union official says.
"In a moment of frustration, I used inappropriate language in what I thought was an off-the-record conversation."
The Real Housewives of New Jersey couple has been indicted on 39 counts of fraud and tax charges. Here's a breakdown of what the government said they did — and why they could be going to jail for a very long time. (Or, as Teresa would put it, they could "go away" for a long time.)
In his transition from father and high school chemistry teacher to dangerous drug lord, Walter White has made some questionable choices. Here are his biggest transgressions, which will make you wonder if he deserves to make it through Breaking Bad alive. WARNING: Major spoilers through the first half of Season 5.
President Barack Obama delivers his fifth State of the Union Address from the House Chamber at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C.
You'll probably want to eat a big bowl of cereal while reading this post.
It's all about perspective.
Paul, Wyden, and Amash take a pass. Love the leak, hate the leaker?