July 11, 2013
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is some fucking heroin.
Every year, 7 Eleven celebrates its matching date by giving away free slurpees.
Bruce Lee did not drink alcohol, but his CGI version is in a Johnnie Walker ad.
Get it together, the future is supposed to be now.
We have certain desires, and those desires include avocado on everything, followed by a brisk hike!
"I had no conversations with Susan Rice herself," Nuland says.
You love to draw. Alone. In a room. Away from annoying people.
Plus 10 SyFy Channel movies that are just as ridiculous as Sharknado, a very astute observation about Adam Sandler characters, and what happens when you try to kiss a lion.
Details on everything from the bed William might get to sleep in to the food Kate might eat. It's all so exciting and boring at the same time!
Blueberry French Toast Casserole? Enough said.
The basketball player got angry with two photographers and this happened.
Every tech company has to change eventually. For Facebook, What Comes After Facebook?
Maybe Napoleon didn't have a Napoleon complex after all. And a vomitorium is a what now?
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Reporters are just standing outside the hospital killing time by interviewing each other about what it's like to stand outside the hospital.
Never Looked Better! Helena Christensen, 44, Shows Off The Body That Made Her Famous As She Strips Naked For Photo Shoot
She was a top supermodel in the 1990s and two decades later, Helena Christensen has still got it. It’s hard to believe the star celebrated her 44th birthday in December, as she looks far younger than her years.
In today's fashion collaboration news, The Rug Company plans to release a line inspired by Sarah Burton's Spring 2011 Alexander McQueen collection. The seven-piece line will include rugs, wall-hangings, and cushions. Does this mean fashion brands have finally exhausted every possible collaboration idea?
Watch This 77-Year-Old Senator Sing Johnny Cash And Take An Imaginary Call From Joe Biden On The Senate Floor
Thank goodness Sen Pat Roberts (R-KS) is running for reelection.
She's baaaaacccckkkk — and hanging her feet of out windows too.
As the doting parents celebrate their little girl's 2nd birthday, look back at Harper’s most aww-worthy moments since she joined the Beckham clan.
Or just keep your shoes clean and your boobs big.
Because for some reason it wasn't already. Pope Francis also will impose tough penalties for staff who leak confidential Vatican information.
The Florida Senator used to talk entirely about border security, attacked Ronald Reagan for supporting amnesty in 1986, criticized McCain's past reform attempts, and said granting amnesty would only encourage more illegal immigration. He's now singing a different tune with a bill that has fines, background checks and other requirements allowing illegal immigrants to access the legal immigration system.
Some might make you roll your eyes... but some will blow your mind.
Do me a favor: don’t read this review until Monday, okay? I would feel derelict in my duties if I didn’t review this movie on opening day, but honestly, I don’t want to ruin it for you. I still remember that feeling of anticipation I had. This was…
Ding, dong, DOMA's dead! Here are some cake toppers for your perfect gay wedding cake.
Cumberbatch is getting out of our dreams and into the car. The actor will appear on the BBC show Top Gear this Sunday.
Summer is here! Hooray! Not so fast if you live in Los Angeles.
There's a lot of debate and speculation about what happens when we die. Many agree that we either go to heaven or hell, but what are these places like? Allow me to take you on a visual journey, from hell to heaven. With animated GIFs. Just click the image and allow the journey to begin.
Because you don't want to be that person on their death bed regretting not looking at that BuzzFeed list of mini pigs.
Well, technically, every part of it is perfect. But these parts are most perfect.
"You have to have balls to do that. And you have none."
Tech companies think they know what you want, and they're going to give it to you. And, dammit, you're going to like it.
She may have been Sunnydale's resident bitch, but she was the only one who told it like it was. And for that, we should all become acolytes of Cordelia Chase.
With the premiere of NBC's Camp and USA's Summer Camp, it's easy to feel nostalgia for summer camp — at least the fictional ones. Here are some of the camps that would have made your summer complete.
Condescending Corporate Brand Page calls out brands for patronising engagement touting updates. Here are 8 of the worst offenders called out!
Because there's basically nothing sexier than a well-arched brow.
He caught the ball in fair territory and just kind of trip-jumped over the wall, guys.
A Georgia museum wouldn't allow a little girl with a neurological condition to go inside because they thought her wheelchair might make the carpets dirty.
The Cathedral of Christ the Light is 360 degrees of stunning design.
Even mutants and super-geniuses go to high school. And they have the embarrassing photos to prove it
Deus Ex: The Fall isn't the missing link between console and tablet gaming. It's proof that each should focus on what they do best.
Are you curious what goes on in your therapist's mind during your sessions? Check out this list.
Some of these gorgeous gowns just might serve as an inspiration for your special day.
You, too, can harness a bit of nature's weirdness.
Every guy hates dealing with male spotting -- that extra drop that sticks around after you pee. Ed Daniels finally solves this problem with tiny diapers that fit snugly onto the tip of any penis.
Distance means so little when someone means so much.
Kim Ho, only 17-years-old, published a monologue about a boy falling in love with his best friend. The story was turned into a short film, which has resonated with audiences all over the globe.
Behind every masterpiece of modern motherhood lies a chaotic destruction that is surprisingly hardly ever pictured. Until now.
And probably still give you nightmares. Admit it: these books have been mentally scarred you for life.
"Put some colored girls in the MoMA" - Jay-Z, me
California freshman Mark Takano whips out the correction pen to give GOP immigration hardliners "an F." Update: Republican calls Takano's edits "everything Americans hate about Washington."
You can always tell when your friends are in a great relationship — but what about your own love life?
You've changed your life for the better. And now you won't shut up about it.
Argentina, we know you love your native son, but he was all, "Are you actually kidding me, Buenos Aires?"
John Liu, who oversees $140 billion in the New York City Pension Funds, is "disappointed" in U.S. retailers' plan to improve factory safety in Bangladesh. He says that instead of their own plan they should have joined the legally-binding Accord on Fire and Building Safety in Bangladesh.
You know they're great songs. But did you know they overflow with meaning?
The advertising campaign for Roxy Pro Biarritz 2013Â event is generating criticism from social media users for its sexual portrayal of pro-surfer Stephanie Gilmore.
Jay-Z has been performing "Picasso Baby," a track from Magna Carta Holy Grail, at Manhattan's Pace Gallery for the past four hours or so. He'll reportedly do it for six total, because of art. Marina Abramovich has been hanging out and dancing with…
It turns out Facebook users drastically underestimate the size of their audiences. Yes, everybody's there, but nobody is listening.
Can we all just agree that we should all finish up in the bathroom BEFORE we pull out our phones and start taking pictures.
Net-a-porter shoppers in the Hamptons who need that Cavalli bathing suit instantly can pay extra for a service that will ship the items to them via Seaplane. Because nothing is more tasteless than regular mail. As if that belongs in the Hamptons.
The summer session of Retro MTV has included morning marathons of Laguna Beach. It has been the best thing to happen to morning television since Regis & Kelly (and I mean that, sorry Michael Strahan) and has reminded all of us what we've learned from the kids of Laguna.
In a massive survey of consumer attitudes, the biggest gainers are some of the biggest banks. But it's just negative...to less negative.
A little girl had thrown a bottle with a note in the waters off Long Island. Two years after her tragic death, it was delivered to her mother.
The members of congress who are most outspoken against immigration reform all have something in common: They have overwhelmingly white congressional districts. [Note: Stats are from the 2010 Census and include people who identify with multiple races so numbers may not add up to 100%.]
Elvis Andrus can't stop messing hilariously with Adrian Beltre, and Robinson Cano gave his shortstop a dirty look (but was joking).
Bethenny Frankel is being accused of insulting her soon-to-be ex husband, Jason Hoppy, in front of their three-year-old daughter, Bryn, following an unsuccessful court date in which the couple wasn't able to reach a financial and custody agreement.
Grocery shopping can be stressful and Jasmine the pup is here to help you out.
Microsoft finally announced a massive reorganization of the company. Here are the software giant's new power players.
Let's hope Elisabeth Hasselbeck can keep her co-hosts under control when she takes over the middle spot on the Fox & Friends couch.
This Photo Of Tiny Kid Reporters Interviewing President Obama Is The Cutest Thing In The Whole World
Oh my God, he's wearing a little reporter hat.
Sometimes you need a pick-me-up, and music is a great way to snap out of a bad mood. Share a song that always cheers you up in the comments below! Bonus points for sharing a YouTube video so we can all listen along.
It's the first time they've acknowledged that he killed 12 and injured 70 in Aurora last July.
The actor is starring in a new movie Fury and has really taken on the life of a soldier... but mostly just in pants wearing.
So many cereals. But which one is the ultimate?
Everyone knows that the Cronut craze is getting out of hand. It's spawned countless knockoffs, popped up in cities around the country, lied about its drug usage -- all of it. The time to discover the next crazy pastry hybrid is nigh, and we've come…
Shamefully, Congress failed to act before the July 1st deadline to prevent your student loan interest rates from doubling. This is an issue on which we should all agree. I call on Congress to pass legislation that will retroactively prevent this de facto tax increase on young people already struggling under mountains of debt. At a time when Americans owe more than $1.2 trillion in student loans debt, the last thing we should do is make college more expensive for students and their families. Here are 11 reasons why Congress needs to act on student loan interest rates.
Sometimes, even the most delicious sesame seed bun starts to feel like a prison. These burgers are BUSTING OUT.
Lindsay Lohan and "The Canyons" are both going to be released (one from rehab, one in theaters) in a 48-hour time period. I'll drink to that.
Forty guesses as to the inspiration for each of the following CRAZY fashion choices.
Artist Francois Abelanet has decorated the streets of Lyon, France, with record breaking (and head wrecking) street art.
This is what advertising has come to in the new Out of Ideas Age.
But you wouldn't know this if you watched it in America.
Can you be buddies or is there always underlying sexual tension? To be true platonic pals, a few rules apply.
"Students now pay rates nine times higher than what the banks pay. The same banks that destroyed millions of jobs and nearly broke your economy." — John Fugelsang
Between the late nights and the inside jokes, here are some ways you can spot an improviser from a mile away.
Is this the end of BieberPissGate 2013?
Ira Glass: "My main goal has been to just be in a situation where I’m not bored with my job."
nbsp; I write this post to you currently in a state of rage. Justin Bieber and his ragtag group of slackies must be stopped! This event went above and beyond his usual saggy pants, leopard print car business. Biebs and his boyz ran amuck in a classy restaurant in NYC and proceeded to
There's plenty of ammo for the argument that tech professionals are basically total hipsters. But the reality is, the companies themselves are pretty much analogous to indie hipster music acts.
Time To Close The Windows! Tyre Mountains For Huge Bonfires Spring Up Across Belfast As Protestants Mark Historic Defeat Of Catholic King James
The huge tyre mounds, many of which are more than 100ft tall, have been built as the city nervously prepares for an annual Protestant loyalist celebration.
In your ramen shop, in your Dollar Store, on your NYPD wanted posters, etc.
Breathe Carolina released a new 3-song mixtape over the weekend for all to enjoy. The Bangers mixtape includes three brand new songs and it's all available for FREE. Yippee! It's the kind of music that comes in handy when you have a party on your… You can also catch BC on
Six Greenpeace protesters are climbing up The Shard to protest against Shell's plans to drill in the Arctic.
Maybe once upon a time you entered your office bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but those times are long gone. One day, you find yourself taking a coveted sick day so you can see a matinee of an embarrassingly bad movie or passing out at your desk from sheer boredom, and you ask yourself: Why am I still here?
You love the show, but it's been a crazy ride over the past ten years. Take a look back at the wildest ways Grey's Anatomy made us scream, cry, and make us want to throw out our TV's.
Second Sex on the Beach Susan Beer Anthony Woman’s Libation Shandy Day O’Connor Cotes du Rhone Vs. Wade Creme de 19th Amendment A Rum of One’s Own Sojourner Vermouth Rosé the Riveter Intrauterine Deviceroy Pabst Smear Pussy Rye-ot International Women’s Daiquiri Joan of Arc and Stormy Vermouth Bader Ginsberg Pimms Diva Cup Judith Butlery Nipple Our Toddies, Ourselves All Heterosexual Triple-Sec is Rape Equal IPA Act Pickle-Back the Night Mary Thom Collins Female Condom Perignon Bloody Mary Wollstonecraft Morning After Pillsner Glass Yuengling A Woman Needs a Man(hattan) Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle Jane-Claire Quigley is an underemployed freelance…
I honestly don't know whether to be delighted or terrified. Warning: Some of these are downright demented.
Bushwick's newest culinary/craziness player King Noodle is half Chinese joint, half acid trip, half roller disco, and half undersea coral reef adventure (the art is based on nudibranchs -- Google it), which all adds up just fine, because you're on…
Obama Executive Order Requires Federal Government Employees To Learn To Spy On Co-workers, To Prevent More WikiLeaks-Type Disclosures
So-called 'Insider Threat Program' is an unprecedented crackdown across all federal agencies and contractors seeking to identify 'high-risk persons or behaviors' through secret directives. A question about it Wednesday had White House spokesman Jay…
Well, all advertising is, but the Russians take it up a notch with extra boobs and extra bouncing.
If you're like me, you pretty much live for the chaos this show brings to MTV. Here's a breakdown of the competitors' past rankings to help you bet on a winner.
Between calling everyone from Drake to President Obama U-G-L-Y, Amanda Bynes made time to attend her court date in NYC today regarding her throwing of the bong out the high rise window situation. She wasn't giving us court room couture like Lohan always did, but instead served up sneakers, sweats, and a Nicki
Joy Behar and Famestream guests Galina Espinoza, Chuck Nice, and Rob Shuter discuss Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s transition from “The View” to “Fox & Friends.”
So many ways to store, tote, and gift your favorite technologies - the possibilities are endless!
Mother Spends £1,000 On Daughter's School Prom Including Hiring Katie Price's Cinderella Wedding Carriage After She Endured FIVE YEARS Of Bullying
'No expense spared': Single mother Ms Harker, from Telford, said she had promised her daughter the 'amazing' prom night she deserved and even organised for her blue dress to be hand-made in China
The Bonanno crime family is facing mob charges typically relegated to shows like "The Sopranos."
Cote de Pablo is leaving NCIS the show, i.e. Ziva David is leaving Tony DiNozzo, her more or less one true love. Cue the heartbreak bells.
He's the world's sexiest (and downright cutest) new dad! See the latest reason we're swooning over Channing Tatum...
Guess Munenori Kawasaki was feeling a little footloose.