UPDATE: A New Jersey couple with an identical receipt has stepped forward to refute the claim, saying that they did leave a tip and did not write the homophobic note. "I'm sorry but I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle & the way you live your life."
"It was comical how off-brand I was."
"Once I got up on the stage and I saw her singing and being herself, that cheered me [on] to just be myself, let me go, and dance and have fun."
They'll be on the next season of Couples Therapy, unsurprisingly.
If Blue Is the Warmest Color has taught us anything, it's that people sure are confused about lesbian sex. Let's have a quick little crash course here. Slightly NSFW.
"I feel powerless. I thought slim shady had been put to bed."
Two lesbians living together = feelings, overstuffed closets, feelings, cat hair, and feelings.
"We are committed to promoting diversity further because we firmly believe that it’s the right thing to do."
"I always say what we should educate people on is just respecting other people's differences."
Yeah, yeah, Topanga, blah blah. Cory and Shawn were meant for each other.
The Daily Show points out that neither of them really do.
Love is love, but there are some differences. Slightly NSFW.
And it was a vast improvement on the (unrelated) porn film shot on the WBC lawn earlier this month.
Shakespeare was responsible for the role-switching, but She's The Man brought out all the subtleties.
Just try to get through this post without kissing your computer screen.
There are trolls, and then there's Todd Kincannon. Trigger Warning.
Because literally no one will take you seriously if you don't have a "The L Word" watch.