July 22, 2013
Far from innovative, it was just as dull as any other earnings call, and more confusing to follow.
"I think that what John Kerry faces now is even maybe more formidable than it was back in those days."
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge welcomed a baby boy on Monday. And thankfully the papers had enough time to react.
Craigslist Ad Seeking Actors To Reenact The Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman Confrontation Is The Internet's Shame
Just why? It's for a party on Long Island in New York.
The Brewers slugger admits to making "mistakes" with regards to performance-enhancing drugs.
A few images to help to put the news of the day in perspective
While the royal baby is only third in the line for the throne, we can't expect him to wear the crown for another 49 years according to this U.K. government data.
After a long wait, ABC Family has canceled Bunheads.
The spirit of MC Escher is alive. Tune in, GIF out.
"The only problem is nobody wants any pride parade."
William and Kate's baby boy is also a tiny bundle of economic stimulus; one estimate says Britons may buy up to $238 million in royal baby commemorative items. Here are some of the wackiest and most delightful of the lot.
Happy Monday, here's what happened.
Crows are third on the list of worst birds (right behind vulture, then raven) but it seems we have a thing or two to learn from these guys.
Christie says when he took office, people's perception of the state was based on mob dramas and reality shows.
25 members of Iraqi security forces and ten militants were killed after allies of the jailed men launched military-style attacks on two jails, according to reports. Inmates only escaped from one jail.
Our prayers have been answered, and the Magic Mike musical is happening. Here's our wish list. WARNING: Some mildly NSFW thrusting and bare asses ahead.
If you're not already from here, you're going to want to move here.
COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE.
A new documentary examines the questionable police actions and media portrayals surrounding the 2007 deaths of three Connecticut women.
Paranormal shapeshifter romance novels are a thing. Behold the smutty were-animal glory.
Mormons around the world are stumbling upon information online that contradicts the stories they hear in Sunday school — and it's driving many from the church. But the internet doesn't have to spell the end of faith.
Is 79 goals in one game too many?
It's a scary place for LGBT people in Russia right now.
Eighteen-year age difference? No problem!
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Your world is a bit more complicated than you expected. But don't worry, you'll pick it up.
Except for the obvious difference. One has dancing, the other has singing AND dancing.
Things are a little better in the Mile High state. Also, weirder. And higher.
Don't worry, we're probably all guilty of one of these foodie faux pas.
What's a three-letter word for obsessed? YOU.
Taking a page out of the DMX playbook.
Watch Conservative Republican Steve King Get Asked About That One Time He Compared Immigrants To Dogs
The interview with Fusion's Jorge Ramos is as awkward as you imagine it would be.
Who says long legs are needed to be a top model?
The royal baby has been born! The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a healthy son Monday, her first child with Prince William.
You spent so much time straightening your hair.
The boy band released their music video for the single "In A World Like This," off their upcoming comeback album. It features a beautiful message, and a lot of the boys singing on a hilltop.
Make sure you're hydrated, because you're about to dance out roughly 63% of the water in your body.
They don't call them "cat burglars" for nothing!
The social, app-based internet has no room for porn. How your smartphone's browser became the dirtiest place on the internet.
Via strange sanitary napkin ads.
Cameron Wake was this close to nailing it. And by "this," we mean...
As retailers get smarter at collecting consumer addresses, services enabling shoppers to opt out are gaining popularity. The PaperKarma app has helped stop "millions" of pieces of unwanted snail mail.
The Conjuring topped the box office this weekend, delighting critics and audiences alike. But is there really anything here we haven't seen before? Here are five horror films that did it first — and better. WARNING: Some spoilers.
Rosie the Riveter ain't got nothing on these girls.
A video for the next time you wake up panicked from a dream about falling naked out of a plane you were flying to school for a test you're going to fail.
I followed around Oliver, Laurel, Diggle, Felicity, and Roy before and after their Comic-Con panel. It was a lot of freight elevators, and awesome cosplay.
You have so many more options than your regular order.
Whoever is training this dog needs to do a worldwide class.
Dan Loeb, the activist-investor who leads hedge fund Third Point, sold 40 million shares of Yahoo stock Monday, effectively ended his campaign against the company.Loeb made more than $600 million during his 21 month Yahoo crusade.
The police officer-turned-actor died of a blood clot in his lung, his publicist announced.
I don't understand what's happening. But I love it.
Who says baseball is boring?
Creating the perfect reading space doesn't require building a window-seat or converting a closet. Sometimes all you need is lots and lots of pillows in your own little corner of the world.
Consider yourself warned.
They know how to get and keep your attention.
It was attacking his dog and he sprung into action. He says his dog is OK, but has some claw and bite marks.
Don't worry, Ezra Miller is here to guide us all through this thing called life.
The crash happened on Wednesday, just days after Zimmerman was found not guilty of murdering Trayvon Martin.
For a $10,000 donation, you get to join Spike courtside at a Knicks game. For $5, you can get a tweet.
It's one of the fastest-fading colors you can dye your hair. Here's how to keep your (fake) redheadedness going strong FOREVER AND EVER.
"There is literally ass everywhere."
A wild storm with winds reaching 71 MPH hit Las Vegas on Friday, flooding parts of the Strip. As many as 33,000 people were affected by power outages.
The Save Sgt. Sean Murphy page on Facebook has more than 45,000 likes. Murphy may lose his job for leaking pictures of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's capture to Boston Magazine.
Excitement over the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's baby was too non-political for the taste of some.
Basically, your twenties are a nightmare, and your thirties are the gift that keeps on giving.
Meet Disney's AIREAL technology.
Pie who? Let me introduce you to your new, totally low-maintenance fruity friends: betty, buckle, crisp, crumble, grunt, pandowdy, and slump.
Don't even bother trying to beat it.
For those of you who haven't been following along all weekend.
The veteran carried the U.S. men's national team to the Gold Cup semifinals.
The "war on women" rallying cry that helped win several House and Senate races last year has gone quiet now that Democrats are in the spotlight. "The difference is that Republicans' words and personal actions are backed up by an actual party legislative agenda that hurts women," said an Emily's List spokeswoman.
The next time an old person starts complaining about the decline of newspapers and magazines vis-à-vis "blogs" and "Twitters," show them this.
At least 89 are dead. More than 21,000 buildings damaged; 1,200 have collapsed.
The only thing harder than deployment is finding the perfect gift to give before they leave.
"Of course, I'm talking about...the fly."
The tipping point is quickly approaching. Three Justice Leagues is two too many, and a showdown is only a matter of time.
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The real issues we should be talking about.
Who knew the world's most basic craft supplies could be so stylish?
The Doctor Who actress no longer has her signature red hair as she gets ready to film Guardians Of The Galaxy in which her character is bald.
The famed filmmaker talks about the end of the world, why he's very lazy, and an incredible new documentary called The Act of Killing.
Hedge funder Dan Loeb and Third Point sold 40 million shares of its stake in Yahoo today. It brings to a close one of the most successful activist investor periods in tech.
He then took the mask off and kissed it. Then Aaron Paul kissed it. It was weird.
Who says gamers don't like playing outside?
A group of French designers has recently published some humorous redos of iconic logos.
In an alternate universe Summer Roberts and April Ludgate are sisters who are complete opposites — as you'll soon see in this exclusive clip of The To Do List.
There's no way these characters turned out OK. Here's what they're probably doing these days.
If this kid is the future, then the future is going to be hilarious.
Well, at least he's honest.
For the nights when you're tired, but just can't eat scrambled eggs on toast again.
HOT DANG! Behold his beautiful transformation for his role in Guardians Of The Galaxy.
It's cool, we know you have questions.
A version without raw eggs, this carbonara gets its creaminess from mascarpone cheese.
Whether you want the world to know your name or your current emotional state, spell it out with a rad word jewelry project.
Dinner in 10 minutes. Maybe less.
POTATO CHIP BREADCRUMBS! Yesyesyesyesyes.
Just FYI, Twitter.
Some weren't sure what they signed on for. And as some mayoral members of Bloomberg's group leave office, their successors are hesitant to sign up.
The inevitable course of mourning experienced by all pets when forced to face the sad, sad fate of cleanliness.
Surely some of these could be classed as treason?
And now your perception of the world is skewed.
Courtney Love, '90s
The 24-year-old had been sentenced to 16 months in prison after she told police she was raped. She is now free to leave Dubai.
Ironic T guy, nerd glasses woman, Mr. Black, etc.
Has LDN left you asking WTF?
Following that long-awaited arrival...
You spent more time at Cindies than in lectures but hey, at least you had fun.
Camden Town is a world of its own.
A former marriage equality advocate turns his attention to what he calls the Obama administration’s greatest hypocrisy: pushing for a higher minimum wage while relying on unpaid interns. And he’s got help from some powerful White House allies.
That's right, Dexter himself spoke to me about the importance of "Scar Tissue." Warning: Killer spoilers ahead!
The original marketing campaign from the early 2000s featured then-rising stars Taylor Swift, Ashton Kutcher, and others.This one has actors from Glee, The Hunger Games, and dogs!
The ABC reality competition presents a murder mystery each week for its contestants to solve, but the show has presented its own mysteries.