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July 5, 2013

Chinese Beachgoers Swallowed By Tsunami Of Green Sea Snot

Thanks to a massive algae bloom off the coast of China, people hoping for a day at the beach instead find themselves frolicking in gooey green shag. The best part is that the mutant mucous is likely a result of human waste in the water.

A Muslim Brother In Defeat

Egypt's President Morsi was too "kind" to his enemies. But the movement will bide its time for the big "payback."

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