July 15, 2013
The Spanish-language ad will run for four weeks.
In 1955, Charles Schultz killed off the much-disliked character with an axe.
Plus life-changing sex advice from killer shark movies, the inside story of how J.K. Rowling's pseudonym got uncovered, and a very questionable new use for Red Bull.
Words are weird.
Got a nervous racehorse? Give it a goat -- they can have a calming effect on horses, and make great (if unlikely) pals. Here are some things we can learn about friendship from goats and horses who are BFFFs (BEST FARM FRIENDS FOREVER).
Get your PhD in humor with this collection of intellectual jokes.
#Pippatip: if you don't like something on the Internet, have your legal team deal with it. Lawyers for the not-royal Middleton sister are apparently trying to have a parody Twitter account shut down.
Man For Some Reason No Longer Wants Logo Of Failed Presidential Campaign Permantly Scarred On His Face
He said he was upset when the Romney campaign didn't respond to him after reaching out.
Attention Generation Y writer: Stop it.
Store-bought greeting cards are great at expressing almost exactly what you wanted to say. But sometimes they need just a bit of editorializing.
He recently wrote a letter to The Globe and Mail which compared his dog, George, to other animals. Here are the main points of his letter, but you should read the entire document at the newspaper's website.
I was curious about the NSA's massive data processing center, so I went and took a look. That didn't make the NSA too happy.
When it comes to having honest portrayals of queer women in high-quality television shows, this Netflix original series may have finally cracked the code.
The latest in a string of premium denim deals.
It's Monday and here's what happened today.
The motor city has long been a hotbed for car commercials. But recently advertisers have been jumping at the chance to document Detroit's cultural transformation.
Don't have enough nightmares? We can fix that.
NZ-based fashion designer Annah Stretton is holding a competition to find one happy Aussie couple ready and willing to get hitched during her forthcoming September runway show — wearing, yes, Annah Stretton bridalwear. New Zealand’s Parliament passed a bill allowing gay marriage back in April, while no equivalent laws are yet in place in Australia.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Making truth and beauty isn't just for idle young prodigies.
We all get stressed out sometimes, but that's why the cute part of the internet exists!
A snail facial is exactly what it sounds like: Snails. On your face.
Only true studs will understand.
Bro, this is the worst.
Spoiler alert: it has to do with alien/angels who look suspiciously like George Michael. I mean....
Stacey Baker goes around the city taking photos of women's legs and posts them on her Instagram account. It's awesome.
The 24-year-old New York Mets ace just cannot be stopped.
I mean, look!
A backup career in case that whole Olympics thing comes to an end.
"The Governor still supports the idea of an Independent Ethics Commission."
Please try this at home. (Full directions at the bottom of the post.)
An awesome look back at our favorite McKinley High students.
Literary genius for all ages.
Making small changes to your daily life can have a big impact.
Like father like son... and daughter!
The Pirates are gonna make the playoffs! The Pirates are gonna make the playoffs! Maybe. Oh no, did I jinx it?
It begins. Juror B37 and her attorney husband have signed with a literary agent.
Prank level: 8 (out of 10).
"How do you justify having 15 million people unemployed in this country and having 8 million illegals in this country taking those jobs," Miller says in a deleted video.
Dogs get a rep for being extroverts but, like people, some have a taste for the quieter side of life.
Rallies in Times Square, highway marches in Los Angeles, flag burning in Oakland. Yet normalcy and calm abound in the Florida city where Trayvon Martin was killed.
You made a big mistake when you threw those out.
Micropigs are so hot right now.
If you're in the market for a life-size set of plaster hands, an airplane, or more Pez dispensers than your 9-year-old self would ever believe, look no further than Brimfield.
They should do Avengers Disney style with all the princes and have them played by these people.
The NSA’s Massive Data Center Is Coming Online Ahead Of Schedule — And It's More Powerful Than You Thought
According to an NSA whistle-blower, the agency is routinely collecting the full contents of domestic communications. And its supersized Utah Data Center is up and running.
The company went to court to shut down more than 50 websites selling fake Lululemon apparel, though it's still a mystery who's behind them.
Plus, he's got a new hit with Taylor Swift and has performed for the Queen. But he's still just a sweet, humble guy.
Parsons might not have liked Boardman's "Jackie Ho" collections, but they were perfect for Paper.
An adult entertainer's thoughts on what is and isn't "real" in porn.
No matter how tiny that studio apartment is, nothing beats having your own space. Here are some actually feasible ideas that don't involve remodeling or a completely unrealistic warehouse loft.
It's a rollercoaster of emotions.
Q: There's an enormous sack of weird-looking bulbs in my fridge. What should I do?! A: Breathe. Get a peeler and start peeling them. Everything will be OK.
One of the world's most famous songwriters in recent memory does a medley of some of her most popular songs. Also HER HAIR. Amazing. Ily, Bonnie McKee.
You should probably print this post out before the Internet is gone forever.
She's styled in a spy-worthy Burberry trench though, so why not bring the Carrie Mathison crazy eyes?
This is why context is important, kiddies.
And it's almost 30 minutes long for some reason.
17 total ads. 30 disembodied heads.
It's now officially an epidemic.
The Russian president went underwater to explore the remains of a naval ship that sank in the Gulf of Finland in 1869.
Because she WILL call you out. "You gotta seize this moment, baby!"
No need for parental separation anxiety at college when you've got an awesome professor on your side.
We all want to be Ferris Bueller, but you honestly think you might be getting sick right now.
No need to reinvent the wheel, folks. Just take your advice from Mystery Inc.!
The odds are really slim. Here's how slim.
The rare footage of FDR in his wheelchair, depicts a disability he tried to keep hidden from the public.
His new single shares a name with a famous anti-sexual violence foundation, and they're not happy about it.
"Ugh, I hate the High Line."
Microsoft's current business problems, which prompted a major corporate reorganization last week, were foreshadowed in a farewell letter in 2003.
Agnieszka Radwanska claimed she is not ashamed of Jesus. But her Catholic youth group is ashamed of her.
The Family Computer enters its third decade. A Nintendo game for each of the past 30 years.
"As this celebration unfolds, we are also mindful of the pain felt by our nation surrounding the tragic, unnecessary shooting death of Trayvon Martin in Sanford, Fla., last year."
At least in this photo taken outside of Good Morning America this morning (that I am now obsessed with).
The Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Bill, which legalizes same-sex marriage in England and Wales, is expected to be approved by Queen Elizabeth by the end of the week.
Cera, Gaby Hoffmann, and Director Sebastian Silva made a very funny, surreal movie about a drug-fueled road trip. The stories behind the film are even wackier.
Twinkies are back today! Here are three changes that have been made.
The White House further reacts to the Zimmerman trial verdict.
Meet Nikkolas Smith, the man who created this powerful image.
This "tale as old as time" shares a connection with both Jackie Chan and Animaniacs.
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on the goofy fish-head mascot.
Artist Claire Hummel redesigns your favorite Disney characters in historically accurate outfits.
The #HoodiesUp march from Union Square to Times Square.
The pair performed the song at the Yahoo! Wireless Festival in London Saturday. Magna Carta... Holy Grail just became Jay-Z's first UK No. 1 album.
LIFE, DEATH, OR FUZZY WORLD DOMINATION. The choice is yours.
No, not that kind of beaver. Get your mind out of the gutter.
This is the most bittersweet video you'll watch today.
The Omnibox is your friend.
Redditor ashortstorylong posted this picture of Hazel Hammersley's plea for pizza (taped up in the window of her room at LA's Children's Hospital), and the internet delivered.
A helpful guide to Wall Street relationships.
Think we're having a heat wave right now? It's got nothing on this historic scorcher.
"The reason is that new artists get paid fuck all with this model."
Snow White as Wonder Woman is perfect.
Unfortunately, luck doesn't change the fact that he's still an Indians fan.
Asiana Airlines Will Sue San Francisco Television Station For Broadcasting Offensive Fake Pilots Names
Asiana Airlines says the use of "bogus and racially offensive" pilots' names on TV has damaged the airline's reputation.
This is his idea of "dark humor." Oh, Canada.
The former Speaker of the House and presidential candidate-turned-CNN host said protesters after the Trayvon Martin trial were prepared to "be a lynch mob."
From kittens to zombies to constellations, the art of embroidery can transform anything into cute overload.
"Pacific Rim" Is Basically An "Independence Day" Sequel With Some "Transformers" And "Godzilla" Mixed In
It is said that there are only seven original stories in the world, but Guillermo Del Toro took it to a new level, basically making a big collage of some sci-fi favorites. These seven movies in particular.
Game Of Thrones fans really know how to hold a grudge. Post contains spoilers!
The singer went to Target (pronounced: tar-zhay) to do a little hat shopping before her concert, and it was crazy.
Last week, Kanye West told us the "Black Skinhead" video would be out soon. Thankfully, we have this cool video to hold us over.
Well, these facts about cable news might not actually make you question reality, but they'll sure give you something to talk about at your next family get-together with that weird uncle who only watches cable news.
Here's a fun game! Share your results in the comments, and be sure to let us know what book it's from.
"I showed this to Mark Zuckerberg and he created Facebook."
According to Gothamist, it took nine hours to complete with only two bathroom breaks.
This is one of the few times when the sketchy hitchhiker you picked up that looks like Dave Matthews actually was Dave Matthews.
"The Wire" Creator, Angry Over Zimmerman Verdict, Spent All Weekend Arguing With Fans Over Race And Violence
David Simon writes, "In the state of Florida, the season on African-Americans now runs year round. Come one, come all. And bring a handgun."
The Oil Drum, the internet's home for believers in "peak oil" — the time when world oil production maxes out and economic calamity ensues — has shut down after more than eight years. And you can't blame them: Oil prices and production bottomed out five years ago.
You've seen other half-assed lists from people who don't know their ads from a hole in the ground. THIS is the definitive list.
Calling all Lovatics: You and I are not so different! Here's why.
This means there are a lot of people out there prepared to pay $120 for a plain white t-shirt with West's name on the label. That's worrying.
Pulitzer-winning writer Givhan, formerly of The Washington Post and The Daily Beast (where she became a surprising casualty of layoffs last December), joins the fashion blog to review collections walking in both New York and Paris. Maybe she'll even be able to bounce back to the Chanel front row now.
This is perfect. Juvenile would be proud.
Some highlights from week three of Miranda's project "We Think Alone."
This is the Northern Line. Calling at all stations via heartbreak.
Tell them once and they'll make you tell them 10,000 times.
Yeah, that's a thing.
Just because you can make a pun, doesn't mean you should.
Sherlock was the star in a reasonably priced car.
It's a party in the
USA Trader Joe's.
"Flower your buttocks," and other such helpful pointers.
There were protests scattered throughout the LA area, including one that blocked traffic on Interstate 10 Sunday evening. One arrest has been made so far, reports the Los Angeles Times.
Wildly unpopular. Suddenly vindicated. Two women tell their stories.
Vamp camp turns out to be a less-than-exciting summer destination, and Sookie learns the cold hard truth about her parents. MAJOR SPOILERS for "Fuck the Pain Away."
Why isn't Jack sexting me?
Weiner's wife, the press-averse aide to Hillary Clinton, says she's still figuring out her role on the campaign. "I prefer to be a private person."