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July 25, 2013

Dear Nabisco: Stop What You Are Doing And Start Making These

Redditor EternallyXIII has come up with the MOREO (get it?), and it is quite possibly a world-dominating game changer.

Benedict Cumberbatch Presents A Sherlock Holmes Story

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's classic Sherlock Holmes story The Red-Headed League should tide you over until BBC's Sherlock finally returns.

STOP MOTION: Broken Nintendo? Build Your Own Donkey Kong Game!

What if your Donkey Kong cartridge was broken? Just make the game yourself... This is a stop motion that I made using only Perler Beads to make the sprites. It took over 1500 pictures (15 frames / sec) to complete this video. This is from the YouTube channel

Saul Goodman's Very Best Legal Advice Leads The Daily Links

Plus Hugh Jackman measuring things, a pretty compelling theory about Orange Is the New Black, and 27 kids who managed to look unbelievably miserable at Disneyland.

How We Really Feel About Social Networks

We're not exactly satisfied.

White House Photographer Joins Instagram And It's Amazing

Pete Souza launched his Instagram account on Wednesday and already has over 19,000 followers.

Southwest Plane Hit Nose First In Hard Landing At LaGuardia, NTSB Says

The nose gear on Southwest Airlines Flight 345 appears to have touched the runway first when landing at the New York airport on Monday.

10 Devastating Photos From The Train Crash In Santiago De Compostela

Yesterday, a terrible train crash occurred in Santiago de Compostela, one of Spain's most famous cities located in the Galician region. These are photos from the tragic accident.

Halliburton Pleads Guilty To Destroying Evidence In Gulf Oil Spill Disaster

The company has agreed to plead guilty to destruction of evidence related to the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill and will pay the maximum available fine, the Department of Justice said Thursday.

32 Celebrities Who Were Almost On "The Simpsons"

Most celebrities consider it an honor to do a voice on The Simpsons, but not everyone is so eager. Here are 32 actors, musicians, and politicians who either turned down a role on the show or were cut from their episode.

35 Office Lessons "The Devil Wears Prada" Taught Us

Survival lessons for your first office job. That's all.

8 Cats That Are Prettier Than Most Humans

You know things are bad when a cat is prettier than you.

Sydney Leathers Being Represented By Same Talent Agents As Tan Mom

The woman who exchanged sexts with Anthony Weiner would "preferably like compensation" for interviews.

9 Ways Voting In North Carolina Is About To Get Harder

On Thursday night, North Carolina passed sweeping restrictive voting laws in the wake of the Supreme Court's Voting Rights Act decision.

Studying For The Bar Exam?

These animals know how you feel... Keep calm and Pass the bar!

Definitive Proof Canadians Confuse Every Sport With Hockey

They do lacrosse a little differently north of the border.

34 Reasons The Maritimes Is The Best Place On The Planet

If you're not already on Canada's East coast, you should be. If you are, you already know what's up.

Ahmadinejad’s Legacy: Top 10 (Mis)Hits

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad leaves office with little to show for eight years in power. Here are 10 moments we won't forget.

Undeniable Proof That Whiskey Is The Greatest Drink Ever

If you don't think whiskey will save the world by the end of this video, then get out of my office.

Amanda Bynes' Parents File For Conservatorship

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Woman Who Sexted With Anthony Weiner: "It Literally Disgusts Me"

Sydney Leathers gives her first on-screen interview to Inside Edition. "I’m disgusted by him. He’s not who I thought he was."

Magic: The Gathering Still Thriving Outside High School Cafeterias

Magic is booming in the digital age, scooping up new fans and hundreds of millions in revenue for Hasbro.

21 Reasons You Should Give Drake A Chance To Break Your Heart

Drake's relationships never end well, but you should really give Drizzy a fair chance. There are a lot of upsides to dating Mr. OVO.

28 Times The Cast Of “Orange Is The New Black” Was Adorable Together On Instagram

If you are suffering from OITNB withdrawal, this is the answer.

31 Ways It Really, Truly Sucks To Live In Florida In The Summer

A never-ending cycle of humidity, bugs, and the threat of imminent death. Yes, we pay the price for those wonderful winters.

Zynga Just Made A Choice That Could Save (Or Destroy) Its Business

One of Zynga's brightest hopes, real-money gambling in the U.S., was purposefully extinguished. But focus might be just what Zynga needs right now.

Bite Club: 10 Secrets Of The CW's "The Originals," As Told By Joseph Morgan

During an interview with me, Morgan also revealed that there's hope for Klaroline shippers...!

20 Signs You Went To College In Boston

With more than 100 colleges and universities in the Greater Boston Area, and roughly 40% of the city's population made up of students, Boston is basically one giant playground for co-eds.

Why You Need To Stop What You're Doing And Watch “Orange Is The New Black”

Netflix’s latest is one of the year’s best offerings on any platform. Why Jenji Kohan’s gripping prison drama makes for essential, addictive viewing.

11 Types Of People You Meet While Gaming Online

A/S/L?Ahhh the joys of consequence free anonymous text.

15 Album Covers Minus The Dead Band Members

Creepy and amazing. Courtesy of the Live! (I See Dead People) Tumblr.

7 Essential Survival Hacks For Living Alone

Do you prefer to fly solo? Streamline life with these helpful tips.

The 7 Most Damning Quotes In The SAC Indictment

Steven Cohen and the hedge fund named after him insist they've done nothing wrong in response to a federal jury indicting the firm this morning. If federal prosecutors take SAC to trial, here's what they'll be telling the jury to focus on.

29 Sock Rockin' Dogs

Sometimes some nice soft socks are all a pup needs.

14 Travel Destinations That Are Frozen In Time

Visit these living history sites if you ever need to escape 2013 for a bit.

27 Signs You're The Regina George Of Your Friend Group

You're fabulous, but you're evil.

12 Unwritten Social Rules You Should Never, Ever Break

Everything in this video should be common sense. But for some people it isn't so PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

15 Tips For Backpacking Around The World On A Dime

Moneysaving tips from Graham Hughes, the first person who traveled to all 196 countries without flying.

The Official Ranking Of The Galaxies From Worst To Best

This list is absolute and cannot be changed or altered in any way for all of humanity.

Nina Davenport Directed A Film And Gave Birth At The Same Time

The filmmaker and single mother behind HBO documentary First Comes Love talks about the making of her new movie and the making of her son.

Killing A Police Animal In New York Can Get You Imprisoned For A Year Or More

"Ape's Law," signed by Gov. Cuomo, makes it a felony to kill police dogs and horses.

Latina Juror: "George Zimmerman Got Away With Murder, But You Can't Get Away From God"

Maddy, juror B29, says she was almost the juror to send the trial to a hung jury. But in the end, the evidence and Florida law did not favor a guilty verdict.

35 Delicious Ways To Use Zucchini

What to do when zucchinis seem to fall in love and raise entire families in your fridge drawer? Here's how to cope with a squash population problem.

Brilliant Ads For Anything — And Nothing

Best advertising Tumblr ever — the ads are all wonderfully terrible.

Umpire Blows Double Play Call To End Game, Confirm Own Blindness

Laz Diaz needs to get on Aetna Navigator and find a good optometrist.

The Truth Behind 3D Printers

People have been hyped up about these devices for ages - with good reason.

27 Animated Characters As Body Builders

There are some strange, albeit talented, people over at deviantART. Apparently photos of beloved cartoon characters is a thing, and I'm kind of obsessed. And no, your pretty little Disney princesses are not safe.

Larry Kramer Got Married This Morning In His Hospital Bed

The gay rights activist and playwright married his longtime partner David Webster despite having just had surgery.

Terry Crews IS Major Lazer In Their New Video

The actor's chiseled physique is front and center in the upcoming video for "Scare Me." Check out an exclusive teaser.

The Tao Of Badger And Skinny Pete

As the R2D2 and C-3PO of AMC's "Breaking Bad," Badger and Skinny Pete are always dropping pearls of wisdom, you just have sift through the meth talk to get to the gold.

Why Robots Are Stealing Your Dinner Reservations

High-frequency trading comes to the restaurant world.

Death By A Thousand Cuts: The Law's Pursuit Of Steven Cohen

Federal regulators have been after SAC Capital for the better part of a decade, slowly chipping away at Steven Cohen's empire. But will the most recent charges brought against SAC Capital by a federal grand jury finally drive Cohen out of the business of investing public money?

America's Recent Gun-Buying "Fever" Is Cooling Down

Gun demand is assuming "a new normal," says one publicly-traded sporting goods retailer.

9 Things Said On CNN's Anthony Weiner Panel That Will Not Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Someone give Donny Deutsch another cable show of his own, please.

Which Member Of The Beatles Are You?

Get in touch with your mop-top alter ego.

29 Signs You Work For A Corporation

Boiling the ocean is easy when you leverage subject matter experts. But only if they have enough bandwidth.

Spanish-Language Giant Univision Shows "Historic" First Novela Gay Marriage

The drama was high as Estefano and Jean wondered if Estefano's stern and conservative mom would attend the wedding. She did, with GLAAD calling the scene "historic."

Tilda Swinton Held A Rainbow Flag In Front Of The Kremlin

"In solidarity. From Russia with love."

These Instagram Videos From North Korea Are Surreal

The rest of the world gets a rare, 15-second video glimpse into the guarded culture of North Korea.

23 Signs You're Addicted To Bread

Someone once told you they're allergic to gluten and you found yourself in a puddle of tears thinking of all the joys they are missing.

These Hermit Crabs Are Having A Summer Break Of Their Own

Members of this tidal pool are totally the teens on @SummerBreak.

24 Pros And Cons Of Being A Swimmer

Chlorine, speedos, tan lines — swimming isn't all fun and games. Actually, it isn't a game at all.

17 Ways Tom Emanski Taught You How To Win The Game Of Life

And back-to-back-to-back-to-back AAU national championships.

Teenage Drake Gives A Tour Of His Mom’s House

For an episode of Degrassi: Unscripted from a million years ago.

69 Inspirational Typography Tattoos

Wear your favorite font on your proverbial sleeve.

21 Facts And Tidbits About "Sesame Street" That Might Blow Your Mind

This post is brought to you by the letter “I," as in I for I LOVE this show.

Top 3: Who Should Be The New BATMAN?

With the announcement of the impending super team up of Batman and Superman, the guys at HefferBrew each have a case for who they think should be next to take up the cowl.

13 Things Every International Student Can Relate To

Because you decided to go to school in a different country.

13 Strange And Spectacular NASCAR Celebrations

In honor of this weekend's Brickyard 400. Ain't no trophy like a grandfather clock, cuz a grandfather clock don't stop.

How To Be The Creepy Office Guy

You'll be "that guy" in no time at all! Ew, baby wipes.

Anthony Weiner Admits To Sexting Three Women After Resigning From Congress

Also, a poll conducted Wednesday shows a dip in his favorability ratings.

15 Fantastic Foreign Films To Freak Out Over

Having trouble appearing cultured to your friends? Always the last to make a witty cultural joke? Well, luckily for you, here comes a quick list of some must see foreign films.

If Disney Characters Existed In The Real World

These gifs made by the Tumblr user Black-White-Disney take the Disney cartoon characters and put them in the real-life Disney theme parks. If only this was reality.

Clap It Up (Step Up Parody)

Do you have what it takes to Patty Cake?

10 Comp Lit Fails

It's pronounced "Benjamin."

Kim Zolciak's Two Daughters, Brielle And Ariana, Adopted By Kroy Biermann

Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann open up about their growing family in an interview with E! News.

7 Gems That Will Totally Suck You Into The World Of Net Art

Turns out, the Internet holds a bevy of mesmerizing cyber-trinkets beyond kittens and celebs. Get out your drool napkins.

Disneyland's "Date Nite" Of The '50s Will Make You Wish You Had A Time Machine

Taffeta dresses and moonlight dancing on the Mark Twain riverboat? Yes, please.

Do Games Shape Our Dreams?

I played the new Mario game about dreams and kept a dream journal. And now I'm alarmed.

Cuticle Tattoos Are The Next Era Of Nail Art

They kind of beg the question: how has no one thought of these before??

25 Things "D.C." People Say But Don't Really Mean

"So what do you do and WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"

"Maniac" Director Says New Zealand Banning His Movie Is A Compliment

Franck Khalfoun tells BuzzFeed, "I think censorship is completely bogus" after his Elijah Wood-starring movie was barred from theaters in New Zealand.

9 WTF Moments From Toddlers And Tiaras

Does Honey Boo Boo make you wanna boohoo until you leave your last breath? If you’ve got children of your own (and a regard for their mental and emotional well-being), then I guess you’ve already seen Toddlers and Tiaras at least once. Even if you haven't though, I'm sure you'll yell “what the F***” at least nine times reading this.

How To Live The Steampunk Riverboat Life Of Your Dreams

Wanderlust in style. The photos of Tod Seelie are enough to make anyone sell their things and hit the open water.

The 12 Best Questions From Bill Hader's Reddit AMA

Maybe not that surprisingly James Franco is Bill Hader's choice for best kisser.

Justice Department To Texas: Run Voting Changes By Us

It wants a court to require Texas to get federal permission for any changes to voting over the next decade because of concerns over discrimination.

Squishy, Yet Crisp!

Pile summer berries onto a plush pavlova! Cornstarch is the secret to a meringue that's crisp on the outside and tender within. Whip up a meal strewn with fresh berries, crowned by this stunner of a summer dessert this weekend! (image courtesy of The Shifted Librarian)

27 Perks Of Being A Girl With Guy Friends

Sometimes, it's nice to just be one of the guys.

No Future: Former WWE Developmental Star DT Porter Stabbed His Girlfriend To Death

Former WWE developmental talent Brian McGhee, also known by his ring name DT Porter is, reportedly, being charged with murder after allegedly stabbing a woman, believed to be his girlfriend in Tampa, Florida last night.

23 Haunting Photos Of An Abandoned German Amusement Park

One part gorgeous, two parts creepy.

"Nirvana" Made A Video For A Very Misguided College Mascot

The band's original label got a letter asking for "her" to appear in a video for Virginia Tech's homecoming, so they complied as best they could.

Little Tigers Help Big Tigers

Our little tigers aren't so different from their big cat cousins.

How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages

This video compares the pronunciation of some random words in French, British English, Italian, Spanish and German. Come for the language lesson, stay for the faces.

America's 10 Most Hospitable Cities

If you're ready for a weekend away these 10 cities may not be the first to come to mind, but according to Airbnb's recent study, they are the friendliest.

NY Tabloids Pound Weiner On Day Two

It gets worse. Yesterday's papers were kind of lackluster, but today's covers were outrageous.

Propaganda Ban Reversal Draws Criticism

"Blowback is more likely," says Shank.

Meet The Newest Superhero In Town: She Kicks Ass Wearing A Burka

Pakistan's first-ever female superhero, the "Burka Avenger," takes on super villains who want to shut down a girls' school, reports the Associated Press.

My Cat's Pussy

Something's not right with my cat...

A Swedish Politician Just Instagrammed His Balls

Look away now if you don't want to see this guy's balls.

13 Signs You're A Raging Narcissist

As told by me, the greatest person in the world.

Is This Any Way To Sell A Floor Cleaner?

Dog and cat genitals, perfectly photographed from below — cannot unsee, sorry.

17 Types Of Friends You Have On Snapchat

You can slot all of your friends into these categories, but most importantly, which one are you?

How To Use Nail Polish In Completely Unexpected Ways

Contrary to its name, it's not just for nails.

Upwardly Mobile

Shares of Facebook, led by founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg, soared after the company reported blowout second quarter results Wednesday.Investors applauded the social network's gains in mobile advertising, which now accounts for 41% of all its advertising revenue.

Here Are The Alleged Anthony Weiner Dick Pics You Didn't Want To See

Don't click this unless you want to see them. There's no going back.

Most Famous Butt In NFL Set To Retire

A bittersweet day for a legendary butt.

Exclusive Premiere: Like Violet's Kid Directed "Fire Fire" Video On We've Got You Covered's Blog

NYC band Like Violet is super cute and writes some fun tunes! Recently they partnered up with OMG! Cameras Everywhere to film a music video for their song "Fire Fire." The video, which includes magic rides on a slice of pepperoni pizza, was directed…

Alan Partridge Hams It Up On The Red Carpet

At the premiere of Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.

36 Crazy Illogical Tan Lines

Courtesy of the new swimwear designs shown at Miami Swim Week They're fun, but your tan would look like a half-finished patchwork quilt — or worse.

Make Your Own Death Star

Use novelty Star Wars ice cube molds to cast concrete vases, wall hooks and other knick knacks. Darth Vader would approve.

Surprise! Val Kilmer Has The Best Celeb Website Of All Time

Actor Val Kilmer has starred in countless films and played timeless characters. But you might be surprised to know that he has the greatest celeb website ... of all time.

Grand Jury Indicts Hedge Fund SAC Capital On Four Counts Of Securities Fraud

The firm founded and run by billionaire Steve Cohen was indicted by a federal grand jury for an alleged insider trading scheme that lasted more than a decade. Cohen himself was not charged.

Chorus From Macklemore's "Same Love" Is Now Its Very Own Song

Don't lie, you waited to belt out the female vocal hook every time. If you don't know who Mary Lambert is, you better take a listen.

The Oregon Zoo Invited Visually-Impaired Children To Touch A Sleeping Tiger

Don't worry the tiger was anesthetized for a physical!

Another Dick Move By The MTA

In addition to this year's increase, the MTA has announced new fare hikes to come in 2015 and 2017. In the meantime, punching cocks in our cards will help them keep their heads up.

35 Gorgeous Photographs From Deep In The Heart Of Texas

Texans like their wide open spaces, y'all.

Julian Assange Is Running For Office In Australia

While, of course, being trapped in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London.

Tyra Banks, '90s

Tyra Banks, '90s

The Cast Of "Breaking Bad" Celebrates Their Final Episodes

The cast and crew got together and the champagne was flowing.

Jimmy Fallon Named His Daughter Winnie

And then he delivered what could be the cutest Late Night monologue in history.

The Inventor Of HeadBlade Is Bald

So we can trust him.

When Betting On The Royal Baby Goes Wrong

One company ordered 5,000 commemorative plates. For the princess of Cambridge.

First Look At Eliot Spitzer's New Ad: Wall Street's Running Scared I'm Back

The new ad released Thursday by the candidate for comptroller shows empty streets in the financial district to symbolize Wall Street's reaction to the former "Sheriff of Wall Street" running for new office.

17 Dogs Rockin' Some Sweet Shades

Being fashionable doesn't always mean you need thumbs.

Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Belongs To Your Mailman

Kings County Bar in Bushwick held the first annual pageant in search of Brooklyn's Smallest Penis on Saturday. It worked like this: the pageant was to be held in three acts: formal wear, talent, and swimwear, each of which would factor into…

Benedict Cumberbatch Officiated His Friends' Gay Marriage

The actor, who recently became ordained, married his friends in Ibiza and then continued his vacation by wearing little swim trunks.

The 28 Most Unfortunate Names In Sport

Think your life is hard? Spare a thought for Gaylord Silly.

Simple Hard-Hitting Childhood Obesity Ads

The campaign, via Wales (UPDATE: not via Wales, that's the UK Department of Health logo), points the finger directly at parents.

What It Was Like Getting A Chain Email, As Told By Meg Ryan

The year is 1998. The place: the World Wide Web.

27 Things Only Developers Will Find Funny

Nerd humour is the best humour.

Ten Summer K-Pop Songs That Will Have You Singing Along After Only One Listen

This is how Kpop does the summertime. Cool beats, summer scenes, and the occasional booty shake *cough* Hyuna *cough*.

Goth Barbie Dolls Photo - Buzznet

Barbie dolls have always been about the ideal perfect looking girl that little girls have played with for years. Mattel the maker of the original Barbie Doll has made something so amazingly Bubblegothtastic that makes me want to dig back into the…

18 Philosophical Concepts, Explained By Friends

All the tricky stuff made easy.

PHOTOS: Prince William & Kate Middleton's Cutest Moments With The Royal Baby... So Far

The royal couple are glowing as they revel in the joy of their newborn son

Kate Middleton Names Royal Baby George Alexander Louis

Kate Middleton and Prince William revealed the royal baby name -- and it's definitely fit for a king!

12 Traits Of A True "Sherlock" Fan

It's been over a year since "The Reichenback Fall" aired and recent news has it that the next season isn't scheduled to jump the pond until "early" 2014. If ever there were a time for the Sherlocked among us to band together, it is now.

Why The Robot Devil Is The Greatest "Futurama" Minor Character

Sure, Bender is clever and Zoidberg is adorably pathetic, but this robot is the whole package. Or whole memory stick, or processor unit, or computer term.

What It's Really Like To Attend Comic-Con

Has the nerd convention gotten too Hollywood for its own good?

Atlanta Braves Pitcher Tim Hudson Suffers Horrible Injury

Mets outfielder Eric Young Jr., stepped on the Atlanta Braves pitcher's right ankle in the eighth on Wednesday night in New York in what is likely a season-ending injury.

Democrats Bristle As Republicans Send Trackers Into The Capitol

America Rising breaks an unwritten rule.

Cyclospora Confirmed In Eight States

The CDC has identified 250 cases of cyclosporiasis, caused by Cyclospora cayetanensis.

Anthony Weiner Confronted By Carlos Danger

As CNN's Wolf Blitzer says "only in New York."

10 Pictures Of Poodles In Costume

Because sometimes just being a poodle isn't fancy enough. (via

Wednesday Addams Wednesday. It's Still A Thing.

Watch how Wednesday reacts to different stimuli. In black and white. Because black is such a happy color.

Fire Erupts On Gulf Of Mexico Rig After Natural Gas Blowout

A natural gas rig ruptured on Tuesday and partially collapsed into the Gulf after a fire broke out. All 44 workers were safely evacuated from the platform.

9 British Youtubers You Should Be Obsessing Over

Warning: You are about to be convinced to subscribe to nine Youtube channels that will take over your life and consume your every thought.

New Water Park Campaign Raises Eyebrows

Maybe, not the best headline for these visuals.

Are You Getting Too Old For This Crap?

Eventually, we all agree with Roger Murtaugh. If you don't know who that is, congrats - you're still young.

12 Signs You Missed Your Childhood Calling To Be A "Legends Of The Hidden Temple" Contestant

When that nostalgic '90s theme party costume is actually a manifestation of your subconscious unrealized potential.

Reasons Heely's Need To Make A Comeback

You know the office is going to be ridiculously productive

23 Celebrities We NEED To See On Dancing With The Stars

Not the dancing celebrities we deserve, but the ones we need.

Raw Video After Spanish Train Derailment

A train traveling from Madrid derailed while rounding a curve Wednesday night. Spanish media is reporting that about 60 passengers have been killed and 125 wounded.

11 Perfect Jason Sudeikis "Saturday Night Live" Characters

After eight years as an SNL cast member, Sudeikis finally confirmed he's leaving the show. Here are some of his best moments.

Royal Baby: Just Like His Dad! Royal Baby Is A Sensitive Cancerian Like Prince William And Diana, Princess Of Wales

After the announcement that the Royal baby boy arrived at 4.24 today, we now know he is a Cancerian, like his father Prince William and grandmother Diana, Princess of Wales.

Baby Bear Tries To Climb A Shed

Come on little guy! You can do it!

27 Symptoms Of Dating In Los Angeles

OMG, why do you live so far away?!

10 Reasons To Be Afraid Of Airplanes As Told By Movies And TV

Sure, planes are necessary transportation to get places and stuff, but let's just go ahead and admit that movies and television subtly try to talk us out of taking flights. Pop culture spoiler alert: resist if you can.

Divers Almost Eaten By Whales.

Normally the 'danger in the water' beat focuses on sharks, but here's a video of two divers almost getting eaten by two humpback whales. The impatient among you may skip ahead to about :30. The whales would have you believe this was accidental.…

A Frog With An Umbrella

A frog using a leaf as an umbrella in a rain storm. Shot by Penkdix Palme.

Kanye West's "Black Skinhead" Video Is An Interactive...Experience

Check out Kanye West's brand-new interactive video for "Black Skinhead."

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