July 3, 2013
Can I list them all? Amer-I can!
These pet owners are are brave, brave, people.
After military ousts president, Obama treads lightly, but says foreign aid could be at stake. Update: Initial Congressional reaction takes a softer line with the military than Obama.
The 36-year-old wunderkind will be the 17th coach in franchise history.
These logic puzzles will ruin your weekend, distract you from your loved ones, and make you realize you aren't as smart as you think you are. Sorry.
Plus the year in hot dog innovation, 13 pop stars who sang for dictators, and Frasier... with lasers.
Justin Carter's mom says the joke was in bad taste. But he "wouldn’t hurt anyone, let alone a child." She said the teen has been assaulted numerous times in jail.
It's the return of the bat.
With more competition than ever, Vine borrows some important features from its parent company.
It's not so terrible to be terrible.
There's nothing more patriotic than staying in and staring at your computer screen for four days. Here are some suitable suggestions from the Netflix Instant library.
"Holding nothing back. Time to be brave. Time to free my spirit and live my American dream."
You're going to be so productive today. So product-oh! A cute internet cat.
For the fourth year in a row, the Nathan's Fourth of July contest will be without its original superstar, who'll be attempting a hot dog-eating world record 13 miles away. Read Emily Fleischaker's profile of Takeru Kobayashi and these stories from around the web.
To prepare for her role as Nicki in The Bling Ring Emma did some method acting and created a tumblr page as her character.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
These computer games explain complicated experiences, and they are a delight to play.
D'awww they look so cute when they're plotting evil. The latest chapter in the digital comic Li'l Gotham series has a patriotic angle.
As she takes a break from her mainline collection, enjoy these examples of her wild and freewheeling work.
As more and more Egyptian women are sexually assaulted, volunteer groups help fight back.
Mariano Rivera is a boss.
Warning: this gets dirty.
Update: Adli Mansour was sworn in Thursday as the acting head of state.
If anyone knows how to make it in America, it's Prince Akeem and Michael Corleone.
Kentucky Senator thanked for bringing home $38 million in federal taxpayer funds for a local dirt track. The developer asked for $10 million. McConnell favors an earmark ban.
Yasel Puig deserves to be an All-Star and the fans know it — but will the players screw it up?
The UK's great hope is one step closer to a championship.
Lady Liberty’s first home was a Parisian neighborhood.
DJ Earworm is here to save everyone's summer.
Updated: Army says it was acting to ensure “confidence and stability are secured for the people.” Morsi calls the action “complete military coup." The head of the constitutional court is sworn in as interim head of state.
The problem is... it's only running in Japan...
In Neflix’s highly anticipated new series, Orange Is the New Black, a trans woman is actually played by...a trans woman.
Former Entourage star Adrian Grenier has a new documentary out about the war on drugs. He answers BuzzFeed's burning questions.
Check out something that defines American culture from every state!
They need bit parts STAT.
Including a massive one on hundreds of college diplomas.
What more do you want from the world than vacay and cute babies?
It all goes down on July 21, Belgium's independence day.
A message to the colonies from your new global overlord.
Just because they're adorable doesn't mean they won't eat your face off.
You know what America *really* is: land of the free, home of the ultra-fab nails.
Or: 14 things you need to do right now with all your fireworks.
Where is that music coming from? Why are rainbows attacking the page?
Jason Heuser, aka Sharpwriter, is an artist and a true patriot.
Just a few of Herman Melville's many Dick jokes. It's like Ishmael says: "a good laugh is a mighty good thing."
Fuck yeah! Patriotism! And beer! Lots of beer!
Birthday etiquette is hard enough to navigate IRL, but the internet makes everything even weirder. Here's your guide to do online birthdays with social grace!
Not every startup turns to gold, and not every exit ends up generating millions of dollars in profit for the founders. Case-in-point, Friday's sale of Boxee to Samsung.
We caught up with Wilfred's resident girl next door to find out who her Hollywood crush is and the first CD she ever bought.
Swedish pop stars get to be anime princes.
Rich, relaxed, and hanging out in Aspen, the new T-Paw is loving life. He also really wants to know how much money I make.
"It was on looking over the store of articles which I became thus unexpectedly possessed of, that I discovered a bundle of letters, written in a bold, Cat-like style. Circa 1857.
I mean, it's a pretty fly outfit. Via Dallas News.
They would sound like Todrick Hall and IM5. Move aside One Direction.
Fall in love or else.
For the fourth year in a row, the Nathan's 4th of July hot dog-eating contest was without its original superstar thanks to an ongoing, bilious contract dispute. It's hard to prove you're still the champ when you don't have any opponents, and it's hard to plan your future when your golden opportunity implodes in scandal.
Judging by seven major fall 2013 campaigns, designers are finally embracing a diverse group of models — not just white ones.
Evidence that perhaps most of Johnny’s acting talent is based solely on his ability to make strange faces.
Guess which songs she sang?
Disney movies? More like Disney our lives.
UPDATE: Presidential Spokesman Gehad El-Haddad has tweeted that Egypt is in the midst of a "full military coup." Mohammed Morsi says he remains committed to the idea of "roadmap" to reconciliation and a coalition government in Egypt, but he's not going anywhere.
Post-transplant, two HIV-positive patients from Boston are now showing no signs of the virus.
Nineteen firefighters were killed this Sunday battling a wildfire outside Yarnell, Ariz., in the deadliest event for firemen since 9/11. On Tuesday evening, thousands gathered in nearby Prescott to commemorate their lives.
"Valerie is someone here who other people inside the building know they can trust. (need examples.)" As reported in the forthcoming book This Town.
Do not mess with Lady Liberty. Not this week. Not ever. She is far too independent for you.
This is it, people, we finally found it.
The Muslim Brotherhood's Gehad El-Haddad, the son of Egypt's foreign advisor, is defending the legitimacy of President Mohamed Morsi.
Grilled corn on the cob is excellent. But it's not the only way.
Technology fails the George Zimmerman prosecution.
For the bold, the proud, and the cooks who have a lot of mouths to feed. (Reminder: Happy animals raised and slaughtered in an environmentally conscious way will make for the best tasting BBQ.)
You should have asked Lindsay Lohan.
Somebody pass the hot sauce.
Jim Rash and Nat Faxon won an Oscar for writing The Descendants. A lot of bad luck and then some good timing led them to direct this weekend's The Way, Way Back, starring Steve Carell, Sam Rockwell, and Toni Collette.
There's so much lesbian subtext in her videos it's not even subtext anymore. Just beautiful, beautiful text.
This 4th of July, let's focus on the positive.
BillCosby.com hosts a bracket-style tournament between 32 of the best Cosby sweaters. The iconic threads are seeded into four categories: cardigans, pullovers, cashmeres, and argyles, and there are tough match-ups even in the first round, so get voting unless you want to lose out on Cliff's festive firework knit this early in the competition.
Wiretaps are at an all-time high. But the number of resulting convictions is at an all-time low.
"Excuse me, do you have this in another size?"
It is actually very easy.
Because the couple that manicures together, stays together.
It's an ad for Beneful and oh my God is it adorable.
"O'er the laaaaaand of the [steak], and the home of the [$7.99 belly button rings]!"
Dogs love making their humans happy, but man, are they dumb sometimes.
Leaping on branches and sap eating came naturally.
John and his partner of 20 years, Scott Gill, were legally wed yesterday and shared the exciting news on twitter.
Just kidding! They're posed like that on purpose.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
It's one of those days where the idea of dwelling in an igloo sounds positively romantic.
In New York City, the cronut craze is out of control. What exactly is in these things?
DOG BLESS AMERICUH.
Time to get to know Britian's hottest model.
The Muslim Brotherhood and the military head for showdown as clashes continue. "If the price of preserving legitimacy is my blood, I am prepared to pay for it," President Morsi says in defiant speech.
God bless the wonderful dialects of Britain. Click beneath each word to reveal its meaning.
Nickolay Lamm, who scared the shit out of us with images of the human face 100,000 years in the future, now takes on bony Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Lauren Hutton In "Vogue", 1973
Seemingly casual occasions with your spouse's (or potential spouse's) family can be filled with make-or-break moments. Here's what you need to be able to do to pull it off.
The derp is strong in this one.
Everybody stay calm. Let's not lose our heads now.
If you look hard enough – like really, really hard – you'll find a dick, pretty much everywhere.
Roughly 607 million people around globe are living in places where same-sex couples have full marriage rights, an advocacy group announced. That's 8.6 percent of the world's total population.
Jesse Metcalfe, Hayden Panettiere, Zachary Quinto and more. Why were they there? Your guess is as good as ours (if your guess is "probably because they were paid," that is).
The Cincinnati Reds pitcher has recorded both of the last two no-nos in Major League Baseball.
Bad puns, "evil queens" and my favorite new adjective. I might not be wearing these clothes next spring, but I certainly will be saying "ass-paralyzing."
Your favorite characters are almost unrecognizable in these early sketches and concept art.
Penis-shaped things everywhere, but never when you need one.
Have a seat, and take a look.
Everyone has a favorite dinosaur. But if it wasn't one of these, it probably got its ass kicked.
With a group of 276 new invitees, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has invited more women and people of color to join the Oscar voting pool. BuzzFeed crunched the numbers.
The Securities and Exchange Commission accused a former Dow Chemical executive of leaking news of an impending merger to a high school buddy. The Commission says he found out from his live-in girlfriend with whom he had "shared a relationship of trust and confidence." When it comes to insider trading, everything good about a relationship can be bad.
Let's face it: We're the worst.
"We certainly find the statements made by several of the Houseguests on the live Internet feed to be offensive," the network says.