July 10, 2013
I'd show you my Google search history, but then I'd have to kill you.
Long before she was verbally sparring on Twitter, Roseanne Barr was a force to be reckoned with on her sitcom Roseanne.
"In some parts of the country, it's easier to buy a gun than to get on food stamps or buy Sudafed." —John Fugelsang
The X-47B unmanned aircraft took off from a naval base in Maryland Wednesday and successfully landed on board the aircraft carrier USS George H.W. Bush off the coast of Virginia, according to the U.S. Navy.
Toddler Buys Rundown Austin Healey Sprite On eBay After Playing With Her Father's Smartphone ... And Her Parents Decide To Keep It
She may not be able to drive for another 15 years, but 14-month-old Sorella Stoute has already picked the car she wants - a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite she bought while playing with her father's iPhone.
"There's not a clear consensus," said Wisconsin Rep. James Sensenbrenner. "But there will be. I don't think we've gotten there yet on our approach."
Lando Calrissian hits up karaoke night at Mos Eisley Cantina to perform an amazing rendition of Coconut Records’ “West Coast.” Check out the cameos by: Jason Schwartzman, Carrie Keagan, and Chris Hardwick (as Han Solo of course).
Royal Baby? What Royal Baby?!
They may not be a doctor or a lawyer, but they can play one on TV! All men given a stamp of approval by a rabbi* (*the rabbi being me and not an actual rabbi).
Apparently the movie "How High" has the answers
GQ asked Franco and other artists to add their own graffiti to Kanye's Yeezus album poster. Here's what he came up with.
The wireless industry's crimes against the English language.
Rainstorms in China's Sichuan Province have caused serious flooding and landslides. Many are feared dead.
Celebrate National No Bra Day by looking at bras that will make you never want to wear bras.
By the time you're done reading this, your bags will be packed.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
With series like Modern Family, The New Normal, and now The Fosters, TV is embracing representation of the LGBT family. But how can these shows find the line between preaching and entertaining?
Can't we all just agree that if you were 20-years-old in any period of history you were probably obnoxious?
A new exhibit examines how LGBTQ people have shaped fashion since as far back as the 18th century. Yes: the cone bra is accounted for.
"And that's another whambleblam* for Miguel Cabrera!" *Not actually included because it's not real.
There was an attorney straddling a foam doll. Also, the judge kept asking Zimmerman if he was going to testify and it got awkward.
Sometimes it's the animal world's turn to restore our appreciation of the world.
In the November 1996 issue of Details, photographer David LaChapelle took Simon Rex, James Marsden, Jerry O'Connell, and few other TV stars, and gave them a cowboy makeover. It's weird.
WWE Superstar Randy Orton is getting divorced, reports TMZ. It\'s not surprising, as Orton has at least three wives.
The U.S. Senate voted today not to cut interest rates from 6.8% down to 3.4% on student loans, meaning the average student will pay an additional $800 in interest annually. Here's everything you could have bought with that extra money, future leaders of America.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev made his first appearance in Boston federal court Wednesday to answer charges in the Boston Marathon bombing.
Because underage drinking and peeing in a mop bucket is only a big deal (and legal) if you're Justin Bieber. Also - what did Bill Clinton ever do to you? Twitter reacts.
A serious ranking from least to most Skrillex-esque.
Warning: Only use these if you never want the other person to recover and live a full life.
A group of 17 U.S. retailers signed a five-year agreement to improve safety at Bangladesh garment factories. It's separate from a plan made by mainly European retailers announced Monday and comes nearly three months after a major factory collapse in the country killed more than 1,100.
Welcome back, Alex Rios. A-Rod, take heart!
Wait, where'd that stain come from?
The straight guys are stuck with their girlfriends, and they need some serious help from the gays. The final chapter has arrived in this viral video saga.
Jay-Z is super weird this week.
Prepare to empty your brain of these 50 common misconceptions, myths, rumors, and old wives' tales about science.
Let's see some hustle, Hollywood. How haven't you put these together yet?
This quintessential Gen X movie proves that not much changes about being young.
BuzzFeed noticed an interesting new feature on OkCupid: a $2 charge that lets users "promote themselves."
Obviously, every single one of these is horrible and NSFW.
No trip to New Orleans is complete without sampling the local Cajun fare- like crawfish! They even have fests dedicated to this tiny crustacean, which is found just about everywhere when it’s in season during the spring. Here are 6 different ways to eat crawfish next time you’re in the Big Easy...
The freestyle cupping in the middle is kind of insane. Also, why am I not sick of this song yet?
"I remember when I first saw Star Wars … It used to be you'd see, like, the string on the little model spaceship."
The law prohibits anyone from submitting false information on marriage licenses, so same-sex couples would automatically be breaking the law just for applying to get married.
A Target in Yolo County, Calif., told managers not all Hispanics wear sombreros, eat burritos or dance salsa.
A nice moment for Louisville's Teddy Bridgewater and one of his coaches.
After the awkward disaster that his recent appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
The U.S. men's national soccer team wins a pretty one-sided matchup.
Using someone else's beat up pan is fine for a couple of days. But someone else's dull-ass knife? NOPE.
The Securities and Exchange Commission today voted 4 to 1 to approve three provisions of the JOBS Act that would affect hedge funds' ability to advertise. So what does this really mean for the industry?
Need a quick yummy dinner idea for tonight? I've got you covered! Creamy Garlic Pasta. You can throw it together in about 30 minutes and everyone will love you for making it! http://www.madefrompinterest.net/2013/07/creamy-garlic-pasta-2/
Oh, no, this video isn't awkward at all.
This is what happens when the Oracle of Delphi tells you you're the wisest person in Athens, I guess.
We tested two of the most seen methods on Pinterest for removing dry calloused skin off your feet. The results are in, see which one worked best! http://www.madefrompinterest.net/2013/07/pretty-summer-feet-care/
Vin Diesel is a master of cryptic Facebook posts.
The credit ratings agency is currently facing off with the U.S. Department of Justice in a California court over the quality of its ratings.
"Once per day, humans wake up and find themselves in its meticulously-constructed parallel universe, doing things as ordinary humans do on other websites."
Well-played gentlemen. The #MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo hashtag might have started as misogyny but it has been seriously hijacked.
Take a moment to read one, or a few, of these amazing stories about total strangers stepping up and being wonderful when they didn't have to. You won't regret it. (Via this Quora thread entitled "What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?")
John Inverdale goes on sexist rant, he's sorry we were offended
In 1961, the influential poet read her touching and deeply personal poem on the BBC.
Adam Perry Lang is basically a BBQ genius. He's won Grand Champion honors at the World Pork Expo, written the best-selling cookbook Serious Barbecue, and opened restos with Mario Batali and that British chef who wants American kids to stop being so…
What is life even, but one long, perpetual movie-night slumber party.
"Hottest thing with a bow since Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games."
She bravely revealed in May that she had undergone a double mastectomy and just completed three months of medical procedures.
Photographer Captures His Own DEATH, Filming The Moment An Egyptian Soldier Takes Aim And Shoots Him Dead
Ahmed Samir Assem, 26, was shot dead on Monday as he took photos outside the Egyptian army's Republican Guard officers' club in Cairo, where Mohammed Mursi, the deposed president, was believed to be in detention.
Al Jazeera reports that the U.S. State Department has been channeling money to anti-Islamist and anti-Morsi groups.
Protesters are outside of the courthouse chanting "Exonerate Jahar!"
With mega-budget blockbusters now ubiquitous, it has become nearly impossible for anything else to break out in the summer.
All the awards to you, Jessica Danker! Well someone had to fill the void in crossover merchandise.
Tacos have been done. Bacon tacos have been done. Hell, even tacos with a bacon-weave shell have been done.
Dig deeper into the conspiracy theories and watch to find out 10 actual facts about the Illuminati..
Imagine how much better your Easy Mac will taste when it's made in an architecturally flawless kitchen.
They don't come out until later this week, but Diplo posted a sneak peek to Instagram. Yow!
Terry Crews has replaced Mr. T as the voice of Officer Earl Devereaux, and is definitely taking the character to heart.
In case you needed a reminder: GIANT ROBOTS ARE AWESOME.
Bill de Blasio in handcuffs at a rally to save Long Island College Hospital.
After 10 years on the show she's moving on to — surprise! — Fox News.
Get amped for season 4 with these UBER dramatic faces from our good, ol' protagonist, Rick Grimes.
Political cartoonist Matt Bors made an amazing comic about Boomers' ongoing fascination with Millennials.
Egypt's protests escalated quickly. Here's what happened.
Before the troubled star appeared in court wearing a tank and sweats (sigh), she continued her Twitter rampage against other celebs
I've done it, you've done it, we've all done it.
They're not going to finish up this scandalous affair until they're both good and tan. In fact, the Daily Mail reports they are growing "increasingly inseparable."
Wendy Davis' filibuster and the hours of subsequent debate didn't deter the bill's supporters in the House. It now goes to the State Senate.
Today's art directors/designers need to shut-off their fucking computers, and turn on their unused brains.
"It's a dead story," Zombie Industries CEO Roger Davis tells BuzzFeed. "Not intentional."
Proof that buried deep inside of Anne Hathaway('s hat) is a hipster just waiting to sprout it's wings.
If even L.A. is refusing to run it, you'd think it must be pretty bad.
People who overuse the word literally, this is literally for you. Via #TerrifyingIfLiteral.
With its latest expansion, Emporium is a step closer to its manifest destiny of turning Wicker Park into one giant, beer-fueled arcade. Doubling in space to 6000sqft means there’s more room to imbibe their well-curated craft beer list as you…
Boys have two options to go to the bathroom in — a urinal OR a toilet — but instead of choosing either one of those, Justin Bieber decided to pee in a mop bucket in a restaurant kitchen.
Rick Santorum was recently made CEO of Echolight Studios, which bills itself as a studio that makes "high-quality movies for families of faith." Only the faith part of that statement is true.
Just because it's been circulating around the internet today.
Five photos of B, tribal Queen of all the cosmos, naked but for those well-placed sparkles and some African jewelry.
UGH. But seriously, these are things you really need to know.
The new Miu Miu campaign video is basically your middle school dances recreated. It just needs that kid in the corner doing the robot.
Meet Chris Wondolowski. His name is hard to spell. But if he's going to be scoring hat tricks every night, we should probably get all those different W's straightened out.
The show's writing team have been on strike since April, over $1.5 million worth of unpaid wages. In a new video, “Dear Joan: Can We Talk," they lambast Rivers for not doing more to support their efforts.
UKTV has bestowed upon us something that cannot be unseen.
If you don't want to know what you'll be wearing this time next year, look away now.
Wasabi-chan is the latest "famous internet cat" from Japan who's known for her adorable but rather uncomfortable-looking outfits. You say it's animal abuse? No, there's a very legitimate reason behind the costumes. Discover a touching story between Wasabi-chan and her foster parent, @jessiepon!
Honey Boo Boo ain't got sh*t on the Saint Lucie Mudjam; this puppy's got 500 acres of pure 'Merican, gasoline-burnin' monster-mudders hightailin' it through chest deep dirt-water, all the while gettin' hollered at by some beer-slammin', grillin'-out…
These are the 10 absolute best pop albums by women, as determined by one random dude.
The fifth anniversary of Apple's App Store is Wednesday, and to celebrate, the tech giant is giving away some of the store's most popular items for free.
The outspoken, Occupy-influenced ex-attaché pissed off England, changed the face of international relations, and inspired a John Le Carré novel. The ambassador for the Syrian National Coalition and the Polisario Front is a diplomat for an unsettled age.
"I would totally never hit that. S/he is gross," is what we profess in public, but only because we're ashamed of our secret complete willingness to bone the following people. Well, no more private caresses of your TV or computer screens! Our secrets are secrets no more!
The classic '90s TV show may have given us the Wayans family, Jim Carrey, and Jamie Foxx — but it also gave us some awesome characters.
And it's as awesome (aka awful) as you could imagine.
Conan gives his nuanced opinion of the "Pacific Rim" trailer.
Islamic Lynch Mob Waving Al-Qaeda Banners Throw Terrified Teenage Boys Off 20ft Ledge Before Beating Them As They Lie Injured On The Floor
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT. The horrific video show the four teens, reportedly out celebrating the ousting of Morsi in Alexandria, completely surrounded by the mob after fleeing onto a rooftop.
Ooh, look at that headboard! SFW, unless you've got a bed frame fetish, I guess.
Sarah Slamen gave a heated public testimony against the controversial bill. Then she was escorted out by state troopers.