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July 10, 2013

Your 41 Most Embarrassing Google Searches

I'd show you my Google search history, but then I'd have to kill you.

Why Dr. Sanjay Gupta Is A Bad Ass

He doesn't just play one on TV.

How To Make The World Hear Your Protest

Based on the movements that changed the world.

The 9 Worst Ever Made Up Ad Words

All of these copywriters deserve to be punched...with words.

The 18 Sassiest Roseanne Conner Comebacks

Long before she was verbally sparring on Twitter, Roseanne Barr was a force to be reckoned with on her sitcom Roseanne.

John Fugelsang: Nobody's Coming To Take Your Guns, Skeeter

"In some parts of the country, it's easier to buy a gun than to get on food stamps or buy Sudafed." —John Fugelsang

Share And Show Your Biggest Fear:

Everyone's afraid of something, let's all cope together.

U.S. Navy Lands A Drone On An Aircraft Carrier For The First Time

The X-47B unmanned aircraft took off from a naval base in Maryland Wednesday and successfully landed on board the aircraft carrier USS George H.W. Bush off the coast of Virginia, according to the U.S. Navy.

Toddler Buys Rundown Austin Healey Sprite On eBay After Playing With Her Father's Smartphone ... And Her Parents Decide To Keep It

She may not be able to drive for another 15 years, but 14-month-old Sorella Stoute has already picked the car she wants - a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite she bought while playing with her father's iPhone.

38 Things Catholic Girls Love

This list is consubstantial with your spirit.

House Republicans All Over The Place On Immigration Reform

"There's not a clear consensus," said Wisconsin Rep. James Sensenbrenner. "But there will be. I don't think we've gotten there yet on our approach."

10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Here's what happened today!

Awesome Video Of Star Wars Karaoke Feat. Patton Oswalt And Billy Dee Williams

Lando Calrissian hits up karaoke night at Mos Eisley Cantina to perform an amazing rendition of Coconut Records’ “West Coast.” Check out the cameos by: Jason Schwartzman, Carrie Keagan, and Chris Hardwick (as Han Solo of course).

The Official Ranking Of The 51 Hottest Jewish Men In Hollywood

They may not be a doctor or a lawyer, but they can play one on TV! All men given a stamp of approval by a rabbi* (*the rabbi being me and not an actual rabbi).

This Is James Franco's Artistic Take On Kanye West's "Add Yours" Album Poster

GQ asked Franco and other artists to add their own graffiti to Kanye's Yeezus album poster. Here's what he came up with.

You Are Not A Wireless Company, So Why Are You Talking Like One?

The wireless industry's crimes against the English language.

Spider-Man Dominates Pick-Up Basketball Game

Spidey senses break ankles.

Photos From Southwest China's Worst Floods In Five Decades

Rainstorms in China's Sichuan Province have caused serious flooding and landslides. Many are feared dead.

20 Of The Craziest Bras Ever Created

Celebrate National No Bra Day by looking at bras that will make you never want to wear bras.

26 Awesome Things The Bay Area Does Right

By the time you're done reading this, your bags will be packed.

Bobbi Kristina And Her Not-Brother Nick Are Engaged Again

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

"The Fosters" Seeks Out Middle Ground In Representing The New Normal

With series like Modern Family, The New Normal, and now The Fosters, TV is embracing representation of the LGBT family. But how can these shows find the line between preaching and entertaining?

18 Things That Millennials Are Made Fun Of That Were Like Totally True For Generation X

Can't we all just agree that if you were 20-years-old in any period of history you were probably obnoxious?

Tracing Fashion's Queer Influences

A new exhibit examines how LGBTQ people have shaped fashion since as far back as the 18th century. Yes: the cone bra is accounted for.

A Not-So Definitive Ranking Of The 30 Best Nicknames For Home Runs

"And that's another whambleblam* for Miguel Cabrera!" *Not actually included because it's not real.

The George Zimmerman Trial Got Even Weirder

There was an attorney straddling a foam doll. Also, the judge kept asking Zimmerman if he was going to testify and it got awkward.

27 Animal Facts That Will Brighten Your Day

Sometimes it's the animal world's turn to restore our appreciation of the world.

10 Ridiculously Homoerotic Cowboy Themed Photos Of '90s Male TV Stars

In the November 1996 issue of Details, photographer David LaChapelle took Simon Rex, James Marsden, Jerry O'Connell, and few other TV stars, and gave them a cowboy makeover. It's weird.

Randy Orton Will Go To The Divorce Papers If He Has To

WWE Superstar Randy Orton is getting divorced, reports TMZ. It\'s not surprising, as Orton has at least three wives.

24 Things College Students Will Never Be Able To Afford

The U.S. Senate voted today not to cut interest rates from 6.8% down to 3.4% on student loans, meaning the average student will pay an additional $800 in interest annually. Here's everything you could have bought with that extra money, future leaders of America.

Boston Bombing Suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Pleads "Not Guilty" To All Charges

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev made his first appearance in Boston federal court Wednesday to answer charges in the Boston Marathon bombing.

Twitter Reactions To Justin Bieber Peeing In A Mop Bucket

Because underage drinking and peeing in a mop bucket is only a big deal (and legal) if you're Justin Bieber. Also - what did Bill Clinton ever do to you? Twitter reacts.

15 Skrillex Moments In The New Marc Jacobs Menswear Campaign

A serious ranking from least to most Skrillex-esque.

23 Epic Burns That Will Put You In The Burn Unit

Warning: Only use these if you never want the other person to recover and live a full life.

Why Elevators Are Actually The Worst

For all you Ele-H8ter's out there.

Wal-Mart, Gap, And Other U.S. Retailers Release Safety Plan For Bangladesh Factories

A group of 17 U.S. retailers signed a five-year agreement to improve safety at Bangladesh garment factories. It's separate from a plan made by mainly European retailers announced Monday and comes nearly three months after a major factory collapse in the country killed more than 1,100.

There Is Hope For Vilified, Overpaid Baseball Players Named Alex R.

Welcome back, Alex Rios. A-Rod, take heart!

The Final Chapter From "Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends"

The straight guys are stuck with their girlfriends, and they need some serious help from the gays. The final chapter has arrived in this viral video saga.

50 Common Science Misconceptions Debunked

Prepare to empty your brain of these 50 common misconceptions, myths, rumors, and old wives' tales about science.

8 Insane Sports Moments That Somehow Aren't Already Movies But Should Be

Let's see some hustle, Hollywood. How haven't you put these together yet?

22 Truths About Twentysomething Life As Told By "Reality Bites"

This quintessential Gen X movie proves that not much changes about being young.

OkCupid Will Let Users Pay To Promote Themselves

BuzzFeed noticed an interesting new feature on OkCupid: a $2 charge that lets users "promote themselves."

There's A Tumblr That Makes Inspirational Photos Out Of Grand Theft Auto V YouTube Comments

Obviously, every single one of these is horrible and NSFW.

20 Things That Will Happen When The Royal Baby Is Born

ARE YOU SO EXCITED? GET SO EXCITED!

6 Ways To Eat Crawfish In The Big Easy

No trip to New Orleans is complete without sampling the local Cajun fare- like crawfish! They even have fests dedicated to this tiny crustacean, which is found just about everywhere when it’s in season during the spring. Here are 6 different ways to eat crawfish next time you’re in the Big Easy...

Flawless One-Take "Cups" Cover

The freestyle cupping in the middle is kind of insane. Also, why am I not sick of this song yet?

Video: Obama Explains How Revolutionary The Special Effects In "Star Wars" Were

"I remember when I first saw Star Wars … It used to be you'd see, like, the string on the little model spaceship."

The 11 Creepiest Things About LinkedIn

So, you want to network professionally. Ha!

This Is How You Could Be Arrested In Indiana For Applying To Get Married

The law prohibits anyone from submitting false information on marriage licenses, so same-sex couples would automatically be breaking the law just for applying to get married.

A Most Disgusting Anti-Smoking Ad

Some, however, may be turned on by it. New, via Sweden.

6 Offensive Pro-Tips About Latinos In A Target Employee Training Manual

A Target in Yolo County, Calif., told managers not all Hispanics wear sombreros, eat burritos or dance salsa.

Cost Of Living — 1962

Harvard's tuition price is going to gut-punch you.

A Reminder That Football Players Sometimes Play Hurt Because They Really, Really Want To

A nice moment for Louisville's Teddy Bridgewater and one of his coaches.

The New Tool Every Bachelor Needs

This is more essential than a martini shaker.

Map Demo

test da map

Kris Jenner Has Banned Bruce From Appearing On Talk Shows

After the awkward disaster that his recent appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

Landon Donovan Has More Twitter Followers Than The Country He Played Last Night Has People

The U.S. men's national soccer team wins a pretty one-sided matchup.

15 Essential Kitchen Tools To Take On Vacation

Using someone else's beat up pan is fine for a couple of days. But someone else's dull-ass knife? NOPE.

5 Questions About The JOBS Act Vote And What's Changed

The Securities and Exchange Commission today voted 4 to 1 to approve three provisions of the JOBS Act that would affect hedge funds' ability to advertise. So what does this really mean for the industry?

Creamy Garlic Pasta

Need a quick yummy dinner idea for tonight? I've got you covered! Creamy Garlic Pasta. You can throw it together in about 30 minutes and everyone will love you for making it! http://www.madefrompinterest.net/2013/07/creamy-garlic-pasta-2/

What It's Really Like When You Bring Someone Home From A Bar

Oh, no, this video isn't awkward at all.

7 Times Socrates Was Kind Of A D-Bag

This is what happens when the Oracle of Delphi tells you you're the wisest person in Athens, I guess.

Remove Dry Calloused Skin From Your Feet!

We tested two of the most seen methods on Pinterest for removing dry calloused skin off your feet. The results are in, see which one worked best! http://www.madefrompinterest.net/2013/07/pretty-summer-feet-care/

Vin Diesel Hints At Possible Role In "Avengers 2" On Facebook

Vin Diesel is a master of cryptic Facebook posts.

Standard & Poor's Running Ads That Appear To Undermine Its Legal Case With Regulators

The credit ratings agency is currently facing off with the U.S. Department of Justice in a California court over the quality of its ratings.

21 Things You'll Only Know If You've Worked In Retail

Besides "people are kinda terrible."

Brilliant Comment Perfectly Explains Google+

"Once per day, humans wake up and find themselves in its meticulously-constructed parallel universe, doing things as ordinary humans do on other websites."

15 Things Twitter Girlfriends Are Not Allowed To Do

Well-played gentlemen. The #MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo hashtag might have started as misogyny but it has been seriously hijacked.

7 Random Acts That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Take a moment to read one, or a few, of these amazing stories about total strangers stepping up and being wonderful when they didn't have to. You won't regret it. (Via this Quora thread entitled "What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?")

Wimbledon Star Marion Bartoli Gives A Lesson On Self-Confidence

John Inverdale goes on sexist rant, he's sorry we were offended

Listen To This Rare Recording Of Sylvia Plath Read Her Poem “Tulips”

In 1961, the influential poet read her touching and deeply personal poem on the BBC.

The "Serious Barbeque" Back Lot BBQ

Adam Perry Lang is basically a BBQ genius. He's won Grand Champion honors at the World Pork Expo, written the best-selling cookbook Serious Barbecue, and opened restos with Mario Batali and that British chef who wants American kids to stop being so…

19 Couches That Ensure You'll Never Leave Your Home Again

What is life even, but one long, perpetual movie-night slumber party.

This Hunky Quartet Will Give You A New Reason To Love Classical Music

"Hottest thing with a bow since ‪‎Jennifer Lawrence‬ in The Hunger Games."

Angelina Jolie Wears Flimsy Top In Hawaii As She Rediscovers Her Body Confidence After Surgery

She bravely revealed in May that she had undergone a double mastectomy and just completed three months of medical procedures.

Photographer Captures His Own DEATH, Filming The Moment An Egyptian Soldier Takes Aim And Shoots Him Dead

Ahmed Samir Assem, 26, was shot dead on Monday as he took photos outside the Egyptian army's Republican Guard officers' club in Cairo, where Mohammed Mursi, the deposed president, was believed to be in detention.

Has The United States Been Funding Anti-Government Activists In Egypt?

Al Jazeera reports that the U.S. State Department has been channeling money to anti-Islamist and anti-Morsi groups.

25 Things Mormon Girls Love

At all times and in all things and in all places.

Amazing Tiger Enclosure At London Zoo

Guests can't get enough of these beautiful Sumatran tigers.

Oh Look, It's A Whole New Type Of Gif

Remember cinemagraphs? Well, these are next-level.

Operation Cat Adoption

These cats are wanted, by you!

The #FreeJahar Movement Has Gathered Outside Of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Trial Demanding He's Innocent

Protesters are outside of the courthouse chanting "Exonerate Jahar!"

How Superheroes And Sequels Keep Indies Off Summer Movie Screens

With mega-budget blockbusters now ubiquitous, it has become nearly impossible for anything else to break out in the summer.

The 30 Most Insane Things For Sale In SkyMall

I WANT IT ALL AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.

Disney Needs To License These Custom Star Wars Mickey Hats ASAP

All the awards to you, Jessica Danker! Well someone had to fill the void in crossover merchandise.

The Bacon Weave Choco Taco Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Food Hybrid Of All Time

Tacos have been done. Bacon tacos have been done. Hell, even tacos with a bacon-weave shell have been done.

Someone Got A Tattoo Of Andy Murray On Their Bum

NSFW (Not Safe For Wimbledon)

10 Facts About The Real Illuminati

Will I be murdered for this upload?

10 Facts About The Real Illuminati

Dig deeper into the conspiracy theories and watch to find out 10 actual facts about the Illuminati..

This Corgi On Instagram Shows More Emotion Than You Do

When the great and powerful Corgnelius gave this pup a shout-out, the world had no idea how well Desmondhe can emote. Spoiler: his favorite emotion is happiness.

The 12 Hottest Pictures Of Leonardo DiCaprio Ever Taken

Just a warning: This post might be TOO hot.

26 Things On Etsy You Need To Buy Right Now

For example, a pizza-shaped sleeping bag.

21 Beautiful Kitchens You'll Want To Cook In Right Now

Imagine how much better your Easy Mac will taste when it's made in an architecturally flawless kitchen.

These New Daft Punk Condoms Will Help You "Get Lucky"

They don't come out until later this week, but Diplo posted a sneak peek to Instagram. Yow!

Terry Crews Cosplays As His Own Character From "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2"

Terry Crews has replaced Mr. T as the voice of Officer Earl Devereaux, and is definitely taking the character to heart.

The Great (E)Scape

Untangle exuberantly curly garlic scapes for all the heart disease and cancer fighting benefits of garlic with a milder, grassier flavor!

8 Stunning Pieces Of "Pacific Rim" Concept Art

In case you needed a reminder: GIANT ROBOTS ARE AWESOME.

50 Science Misconceptions

gravity and whatnot

New York City Mayoral Candidate Arrested At Protest

Bill de Blasio in handcuffs at a rally to save Long Island College Hospital.

Watch Elisabeth Hasselbeck Announce Her Depature From "The View"

After 10 years on the show she's moving on to — surprise! — Fox News.

Rick's 7 Best Close-Ups From "The Walking Dead"

Get amped for season 4 with these UBER dramatic faces from our good, ol' protagonist, Rick Grimes.

Can We Stop Worrying About Millennials Yet?

Political cartoonist Matt Bors made an amazing comic about Boomers' ongoing fascination with Millennials.

A Timeline Of Egypt's Unraveling: 2 Weeks And 27 Quotes

Egypt's protests escalated quickly. Here's what happened.

Amanda Bynes Wears A Blue Wig To Court + Calls The Obamas 'Ugly' -- What's Next?!

Before the troubled star appeared in court wearing a tank and sweats (sigh), she continued her Twitter rampage against other celebs

A Picture Of The Single Most Broken Rule In Video Gaming History

I've done it, you've done it, we've all done it.

Vladimir Doronin And Zi Lin Luo Still Happily Vacationing In Ibiza, Just Fyi

They're not going to finish up this scandalous affair until they're both good and tan. In fact, the Daily Mail reports they are growing "increasingly inseparable."

Texas Lawmakers Push Abortion Bill Forward

Wendy Davis' filibuster and the hours of subsequent debate didn't deter the bill's supporters in the House. It now goes to the State Senate.

Proof That Photoshop Is Killing Creativity

Today's art directors/designers need to shut-off their fucking computers, and turn on their unused brains.

15 Statues Having Better Vacations Than You.

These statues are having better vacations than your last one. (Via)

What I Miss Most About Elementary School

Those were the days of innocence...

Company Takes Real Gun Control Lobbyist Off Ads For Bleeding Target

"It's a dead story," Zombie Industries CEO Roger Davis tells BuzzFeed. "Not intentional."

Anne Hathaway At A Record Shop

Proof that buried deep inside of Anne Hathaway('s hat) is a hipster just waiting to sprout it's wings.

This "Project Runway" Ad Was Banned From L.A. Billboards

If even L.A. is refusing to run it, you'd think it must be pretty bad.

15 Things That Would Be Truly Terrifying If They Were Literal

People who overuse the word literally, this is literally for you. Via #TerrifyingIfLiteral.

Emporium Arcade Bar - 5 Things To Know About The Bigger, Better Emporium

With its latest expansion, Emporium is a step closer to its manifest destiny of turning Wicker Park into one giant, beer-fueled arcade. Doubling in space to 6000sqft means there’s more room to imbibe their well-curated craft beer list as you…

Justin Bieber Peed In A Mop Bucket, Said "Fuck Bill Clinton" For Some Reason

Boys have two options to go to the bathroom in — a urinal OR a toilet — but instead of choosing either one of those, Justin Bieber decided to pee in a mop bucket in a restaurant kitchen.

3 Ridiculous Movies Made By The Film Studio That Rick Santorum Now Runs

Rick Santorum was recently made CEO of Echolight Studios, which bills itself as a studio that makes "high-quality movies for families of faith." Only the faith part of that statement is true.

Video Of Rihanna Allegedly Drunk And Getting Kicked Out Of A Concert

Just because it's been circulating around the internet today.

Audrey Hepburn, '60s

Audrey Hepburn, '60s

Beyoncé Covered In Sparkly Body Glitter On New Flaunt Magazine Cover

Five photos of B, tribal Queen of all the cosmos, naked but for those well-placed sparkles and some African jewelry.

The 23 Most Surprising Facts Learned From QI

Hello, and welcome to QI, where fools rush in, and angels suddenly remember they have a prior engagement. Fact checkers can take it up with The BBC.

9 Things Every Twentysomething Needs To Know About Money

UGH. But seriously, these are things you really need to know.

13 Awkward GIFs From A Model Dance Party

The new Miu Miu campaign video is basically your middle school dances recreated. It just needs that kid in the corner doing the robot.

U.S. Soccer Egregiously Misspells Own Player's Name, Player Scores Hat Trick Anyway

Meet Chris Wondolowski. His name is hard to spell. But if he's going to be scoring hat tricks every night, we should probably get all those different W's straightened out.

German Models Wearing Nothing But Tires

For you rubber fetishists.

"Fashion Police" Writers Call Out Joan Rivers

The show's writing team have been on strike since April, over $1.5 million worth of unpaid wages. In a new video, “Dear Joan: Can We Talk," they lambast Rivers for not doing more to support their efforts.

Mr. Darcy Emerges From Lake And Into My Nightmares

UKTV has bestowed upon us something that cannot be unseen.

This Is What The Rugrats Look Like Now

And Chuckie's kind of hot?

Why I Want To Live In Australia

Give me an accent right now!

Your SS14 Wardrobe Sorted. Already

If you don't want to know what you'll be wearing this time next year, look away now.

The Latest Twitter-Famous Kitten From Japan

Wasabi-chan is the latest "famous internet cat" from Japan who's known for her adorable but rather uncomfortable-looking outfits. You say it's animal abuse? No, there's a very legitimate reason behind the costumes. Discover a touching story between Wasabi-chan and her foster parent, @jessiepon!

17 Sweet Watermelon DIYs

Slice up some serious summer fun with one of these seedy projects!

16 Crazy Cat Lady Gifts

Finally there's a present she'll love more than her lint roller!

The 14 Worst Things About Having ADHD

Besides the not being able to pay attention part.

500 Acres Of Muddin' Monster Trucks & Party, Y'all

Honey Boo Boo ain't got sh*t on the Saint Lucie Mudjam; this puppy's got 500 acres of pure 'Merican, gasoline-burnin' monster-mudders hightailin' it through chest deep dirt-water, all the while gettin' hollered at by some beer-slammin', grillin'-out…

10 Best Female Pop Albums

These are the 10 absolute best pop albums by women, as determined by one random dude.

34 Historical Figures With The Most Facial Hair Swag

The beard is mightier than the sword.

Apple Gives Away Top iPhone, iPad Apps

The fifth anniversary of Apple's App Store is Wednesday, and to celebrate, the tech giant is giving away some of the store's most popular items for free.

How Carne Ross Created A New Kind Of Diplomacy

The outspoken, Occupy-influenced ex-attaché pissed off England, changed the face of international relations, and inspired a John Le Carré novel. The ambassador for the Syrian National Coalition and the Polisario Front is a diplomat for an unsettled age.

15 People We're Ashamed To Admit We Find Attractive

"I would totally never hit that. S/he is gross," is what we profess in public, but only because we're ashamed of our secret complete willingness to bone the following people. Well, no more private caresses of your TV or computer screens! Our secrets are secrets no more!

Counting Down The 12 Most Memorable Recurring "In Living Color" Characters

The classic '90s TV show may have given us the Wayans family, Jim Carrey, and Jamie Foxx — but it also gave us some awesome characters.

Rebecca Black Covers "We Can't Stop" By Miley Cyrus

And it's as awesome (aka awful) as you could imagine.

Conan's YouTube Response: "Pacific Rim" Trailer

Conan gives his nuanced opinion of the "Pacific Rim" trailer.

Islamic Lynch Mob Waving Al-Qaeda Banners Throw Terrified Teenage Boys Off 20ft Ledge Before Beating Them As They Lie Injured On The Floor

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT. The horrific video show the four teens, reportedly out celebrating the ousting of Morsi in Alexandria, completely surrounded by the mob after fleeing onto a rooftop.

"Hot Malm" Is The Best Ikea-Themed Porn Parody Site On The Internet

Ooh, look at that headboard! SFW, unless you've got a bed frame fetish, I guess.

Woman Removed From Texas Abortion Bill Hearing After Scolding GOP Lawmakers

Sarah Slamen gave a heated public testimony against the controversial bill. Then she was escorted out by state troopers.

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