July 9, 2013
"Welcome to Earth — AGAIN." Now that this thing's actually happening, it's about time to update our wish list.
These are THE WORST. Ew blech vom.
The even sadder twist is that the shirts were made in Haiti. It's a photo series called "Pepe."
It's been 10 years since Beyoncé debuted “Crazy in Love,” and The Black Eyed Peas debuted a new member. In other news, WE’RE OLD.
When the world is full of little Imogens, Djangos and Katnisses in 10 years, we'll only have ourselves to blame.
Plus photos of Wookies doing people stuff, a motorcylist saving a coffee cup from certain death, and the return of "Princeton Mom."
Here's what happened today!
Whether you are a kid, know a kid, or just want to pay homage to the great outdoors, these craft-store-free crafts are for you.
This song went pretty darn viral on the Internet in South Asia. Watch it with your fabulous excellent eyes.
I spoke with 25 dogs who also babysit and here's what they told me.
But here's eight of them.
Hail to the Veg.
Institutional Shareholder Services came out in support of Michael Dell's plan to take the computer company bearing his name private. A loss for the founder would also be a huge blow to the proxy advisory firm.
Who was screaming for help in 911 tape? Was Trayvon Martin stalked and attacked? Did Zimmerman kill in self-defense? The jury will have to decide.
Are you prepared to enter the late '90s archive of Amazon reviews for Spice? This is intense.
When a bro loves a bro, it's a beautiful thing, bro.
About 0.4% of the world's population has a genius level IQ of 140 or better. Every single one of them is on Tumblr.
New to yoga? Check out these basic positions to warm up for your first studio class.
Oh, hiiiii Amanda Bynes.
These books are harmless. Until a friend or loved one tells you that one of them is their favorite.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
@XuDaS sat at the tail of Asiana Flight 214, three rows in front of the two high school students who were killed. Here is our translation of his story.
Obama said it was his favorite food Tuesday. A photo of Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore from the 1992 campaign next to a sign reading, "Let's put broccoli in the White House again!" shows a history of White House support for the green vegetable.
Making sense of a cryptic email/invitation from the fashion designer's PR team.
She's the girl with the most cake. AND SHE WILL LIVE FOREVER.
In a further attempt to reform California correction's solitary confinement policies, tens of thousands of prisoners have begun their second hunger-strike in just under two years.
Julia Charlene Merfeld, 21, of Muskegon, Mich., has plead guilty to solicitation of murder for attempting to hire a hitman to kill her husband. She said she didn't want to be judged by her family for getting a divorce.
As well as the rest of her Parks and Rec costars.
Now that CBS' Under the Dome has rekindled an interest in the prolific author, let's take a look at how some of his other novels and short stories might fare on the small screen.
Proceed with caution.
"If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected, no matter the body count or the children affected..."
Killing your brother is just another Wednesday on the savannah. Seriously, no one cares.
You already know whose Facebook wall you're gonna post this on. #bffs4lyfe
The humble Reddit image dump has grown into a massive community in its own right. Reddit needs Imgur. But does Imgur need Reddit?
Where the original 30 for 30 fell short, ESPN's new Nine for IX documentary series makes good.
The books you read in grade school were, like, WHOA. This is some deep (and disturbing) stuff.
The former Secretary of Defense might have a different opinion now that 22 Al-Jazeera staffers in Egypt resigned over alleged “biased coverage” in favor of the Muslim Brotherhood during last week's unrest in Cairo.
“Should I be dancing ballet if the ballet community cannot accept who I am as a person and what I would like to aspire to in my life?”
With the second season of his Comedy Central show about to premiere, Jeselnik talks about Boston Marathon jokes, awkward writing for Jimmy Fallon, and more. "I'm a comedian. It's not my job to say my thoughts and prayers go out to people."
The trendy clothing company is the latest retailer to be hit with a lawsuit claiming it is misleading consumers into giving up information that isn't technically required to check out with a credit card.
Remember when these big stars were just trying to sell some cereal?
An effing Radio Shack, people. Amazing.
Well, this is awkward.
Well, this is one way you can get court adjourned for the day if you're the notorious accused murderer Whitey Bulger.
The latest controversy for Zombie Industries.
According to this late '80s commercial for Fred Meyers, the secret is an ugly Cosby sweater.
There's always a new way to kill time, guys.
It's the saddest thing ever, and science should try to talk to it.
Snarky British media are the best media. The members of the press on royal baby watch outside St. Mary's Hospital have started adding amazing signs to their stake out ladders.
Need to sell something? Get a drone! An interesting career change for machines most often associated with war.
You just have to meet them.
Ew, ew, ew, ew...
These salads are happy to hang out in your bag for a few hours and can be served cold or at room temp. All your picnic-mates need is a fork and a mouth.
The day after the Supreme Court's decision on DOMA and Prop 8, I watched the Richmond Triangle Players' production of La Cage aux Folles.
Wintour spoke at the opening of an Oscar de la Renta exhibition in Little Rock, Arkansas last night. Of de la Renta-fangirl Hillary, also in attendance, she remarked, “It’s anyone’s guess what the next chapter will be for this extraordinary woman. I can only hope that all of you here will be celebrating her come November 2016.” Hillary later sent Anna a text saying "thx boo, much luv xx."
I actually physically can't stop smiling after looking at these.
A disjointed campaign operation and tight deadline means collecting 3,750 signatures by Thursday could be a challenge. "I can't give you specifics, but believe that it is well in hand."
Forget Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr. Have you tried email?
They're up all night to get lucky. What? No. Get your mind out of the gutter.
"I thanked him for Anthony Foxx and Mel Watt," Fudge tells BuzzFeed.
What if instead of writing out 'the' all the time, we just wrote the letter Ћ?
Someone totally pranked K.Stew and I don't think she thought it was funny.
When you threaten a bad guy with your stilettos, you're basically the coolest chick ever. The story is here, in this lost interview from 1994.
Just trying to get in the too-small pool of life. :(
The world needs more Scottish Folds.
The ads put blame directly on wearers of animal skins by putting them at the scenes of the slaughter.
It's 11 p.m. and you want to go out NOW???
With bonus Jennifer Lopez, because J.Lo also loves herself some glitzy Murad.
I was lost, but now I'm found.
Remembering the two teenage girls killed when Asiana Flight 214 crashed in San Francisco on Saturday. "Whenever anyone forgot to bring an umbrella, Wang would take you in under hers."
Analouisa Valencia is currently running for Miss South Carolina. She needs to win.
Transparency International polled 114,000 people in 107 countries about their experiences with official corruption. Here's what they think.
The work of Chadwick and Spector is mind-blowing.
With GTA V, Rockstar isn't just selling a story, they're pitching a product.
Because that's what awesome people do.
Even Mr Beckham decided to drop by.
How do you even costume design?
They've been Mighty and Morphin for two decades, yep we're old. The TV series premiered on August 23, 1993.
The world is full of creeps. Here's the knowledge you need to make sure they don't get in the way of your life.
Bienvenidos a la Isla Del Encanto!
Hold on a second: is she reading the fan fiction, too?
Some of China's best tech companies are now outmaneuvering their Silicon Valley counterparts.
New Hampshire Sen. Jeanne Shaheen's daughter runs "Naked Undies." "It's very impressive the quality of the product they sell," Bill Shaheen says.
Next up, the waterboy.
Philanthropist brings campaign T-shirts to Kenya.
Actors have to start somewhere, and Charlie Day started with a gig in an ad for Thomas' Bagel. Here he is on Leno talking about it.
Is Robert Gill even street legal?
HBO's throne might be iconic, but it doesn't hold a candle to the real deal. George R.R. Martin recently revealed the true seat the kings of Westeros rule from.
It's time for some badass women to assume the throne. Missy, Nicki, I'm looking at you two.
Prom was clearly a disappointment because you didn't get to go with the person you were obsessed with.
"Angry Trayvon" App About A Dead Teenager Pulled From App Store Because It's An App About A Dead Teenager
Google pulled this immediately because it's stupid and awful and shouldn't exist.
He's the cute elephant in the room, and it's time we were all adults about it.
A Russian lawmaker tweeted that he did, only to delete the post moments later.
No one ever told you playing the guitar actually required talent.
KIA introduced these two amazing asshats during Wimbledon.
Bookmark this for when you're having a bad day or when you just need a distraction and want to play. There's something so soothing about these single-serving sites.
In case you ever wondered what that looked like.
Golf club, that is...
26-year old lesbian Duduzile Zozo's brutalized body was found on June 30 after having apparently been raped with a toilet brush. She is the latest victim in an epidemic of attacks on black lesbians in South Africa.
Slowly going crazy? 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... UNLEASH HELL, Mr. Pickles!
The author of Drinking And Tweeting may have overdone the former item in her book title, as these photos prove. [NSFW]
The first real gameplay trailer is here.
It's sumo wrestling mixed with soccer.
The battle royale.
She's there for reckless endangerment charges — aka the bong-throwing incident.
Five years of "pain." Just let it out, big guy.
Ford's alliance with two of the biggest pop stars of our time probably stems from more than simple mutual admiration. Could money be on the line?
Another round of Republican men talking abortion leads the party’s women to reach for the antacid.
(He's filming The Leftovers in New York City.) Whatever, he still looks dapper as hell.
Where to begin?
The country music legend fronts new shots from the fall 2013 John Varvatos collection, along with his two sons Lucas and Mikah. Let's all hope that country music/fashion ad crossovers keep on coming, because Dolly Parton for Versace would be too perfect.
From misunderstood teen to national treasure.
This? Totally tax deductible.
In a video posted to YouTube on Monday evening, the three women held captive in Ohio for more than a decade all appear on camera for the first time to share their thoughts and gratitude.
Because it's the little things in life that torment us most.
Heavy rain and flooding on Monday stranded passengers for several hours on a commuter train after leaving Union Station in downtown Toronto, according to a company spokesperson.
Presented with their titles, and very little commentary.
UPDATED: How Oprah, Lee Daniels, and a black-and-white silent film from 1916 landed at the center of a very public battle between Warner Bros. and The Weinstein Company.
Many say he/she is. Wishful thinking, dude/dudette. 11 photos.
This retro footage, put together by together by DisneyHistory, gives an unfiltered glimpse into what the park was really like during it’s first year.