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July 9, 2013

17 Things We Need To See In The "Independence Day" Sequel

"Welcome to Earth — AGAIN." Now that this thing's actually happening, it's about time to update our wish list.

19 Things The Bible Forbids Other Than Homosexuality

Most of us are doing at least some of these. Have fun in hell, everybody!

16 Of The Grossest Feelings In The World

These are THE WORST. Ew blech vom.

Poor Haitians Wearing Racy T-Shirts Donated By Americans

The even sadder twist is that the shirts were made in Haiti. It's a photo series called "Pepe."

The 13 Biggest Summer Jams From 2003

It's been 10 years since Beyoncé debuted “Crazy in Love,” and The Black Eyed Peas debuted a new member. In other news, WE’RE OLD.

Here Are The Hugely Popular Eccentric Baby Names Of 2013

When the world is full of little Imogens, Djangos and Katnisses in 10 years, we'll only have ourselves to blame.

28 Ways Summer Camp Prepared You For Post-Grad Life

You took away more than a tie-dye T-shirt and six friendship bracelets.

An Astonishingly Dumb New Trend Called "McDiving" Leads The Daily Links

Plus photos of Wookies doing people stuff, a motorcylist saving a coffee cup from certain death, and the return of "Princeton Mom."

10 Floral Designs That Look Like YA Book Covers

It's like your Pinterest account and your bookshelf combined. Originally posted on Epic Reads.

9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Here's what happened today!

32 Awesome Things To Make With Nature

Whether you are a kid, know a kid, or just want to pay homage to the great outdoors, these craft-store-free crafts are for you.

Things Your Girlfriend Does That Drive You Crazy

Stealing your food is just the least of it.

Have Your Eyes Witnessed The Explosively Sexy New Pop Sensation From Pakistan?

This song went pretty darn viral on the Internet in South Asia. Watch it with your fabulous excellent eyes.

25 Babysitting Problems

I spoke with 25 dogs who also babysit and here's what they told me.

Woman Claims She Bought Caylee Anthony's Toys At Garage Sale

Casey Anthony's parents apparently held a garage sale the last weekend in June, selling off items that once belonged to their dead granddaughter Caylee.

Proxy Advisory Firm's Reputation At Stake In Dell Takeover Battle

Institutional Shareholder Services came out in support of Michael Dell's plan to take the computer company bearing his name private. A loss for the founder would also be a huge blow to the proxy advisory firm.

10 Moments That Could Decide The Polarizing George Zimmerman Trial

Who was screaming for help in 911 tape? Was Trayvon Martin stalked and attacked? Did Zimmerman kill in self-defense? The jury will have to decide.

The 17 Types Of People Who Review The Spice Girls On Amazon

Are you prepared to enter the late '90s archive of Amazon reviews for Spice? This is intense.

The 20 Most Epic TV Bromances Of All Time

When a bro loves a bro, it's a beautiful thing, bro.

27 Tumblr Responses That Are Too Clever For Their Own Good

About 0.4% of the world's population has a genius level IQ of 140 or better. Every single one of them is on Tumblr.

8 Pieces Of Edward Snowden Fan Art

Because we're all tired of looking at that same picture.

11 Beginner's Yoga Poses To Help You Get Started

New to yoga? Check out these basic positions to warm up for your first studio class.

Why Are People So Upset Over "Blurred Lines"

Thanks to Robin Thicke’s skin-laden "Blurred Lines" video and Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision", which earned him a temporary YouTube ban, everybody’s worked up over breasts: who’s showing too much, who’s the most recent misogynist objectifying…

28 "Favorite" Books That Are Huge Red Flags

These books are harmless. Until a friend or loved one tells you that one of them is their favorite.

Kevin Jonas Knocked Up His Wife Danielle

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

The 20 Best Nelly Songs Of All Time

With a new album that was set to be released this summer being pushed back to late September, here are 20 songs to keep you satisfied until then.

Chinese Survivor's Account Of Sitting At Asiana 214's Fourth To Last Row

@XuDaS sat at the tail of Asiana Flight 214, three rows in front of the two high school students who were killed. Here is our translation of his story.

Hillary Clinton Wanted Broccoli In The White House Back In 1992

Obama said it was his favorite food Tuesday. A photo of Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore from the 1992 campaign next to a sign reading, "Let's put broccoli in the White House again!" shows a history of White House support for the green vegetable.

15 Things Alexander Wang Could Be Doing On The High Line In New York This Weekend

Making sense of a cryptic email/invitation from the fashion designer's PR team.

9 Times Courtney Love Was Actually A Mythological Creature

She's the girl with the most cake. AND SHE WILL LIVE FOREVER.

30,000 Inmates Go On Hunger Strike In California

In a further attempt to reform California correction's solitary confinement policies, tens of thousands of prisoners have begun their second hunger-strike in just under two years.

15 Long-Term Relationship Hacks

Love isn't luck, it's really hard work. Many ideas thanks to this classic Metafilter thread.

A Woman Was Videotaped Trying To Hire A Hitman To Kill Her Husband

Julia Charlene Merfeld, 21, of Muskegon, Mich., has plead guilty to solicitation of murder for attempting to hire a hitman to kill her husband. She said she didn't want to be judged by her family for getting a divorce.

Amy Poehler Casts Herself In "Game Of Thrones"

As well as the rest of her Parks and Rec costars.

10 Stephen King Works That Could Be Adapted Into TV Series

Now that CBS' Under the Dome has rekindled an interest in the prolific author, let's take a look at how some of his other novels and short stories might fare on the small screen.

Pro-Choice Activist Reads A Poem Called "If My Vagina Was A Gun" Testifying Before The Texas Senate

"If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected, no matter the body count or the children affected..."

10 Unsettling Truths "The Lion King" Glossed Over

Killing your brother is just another Wednesday on the savannah. Seriously, no one cares.

22 Signs You've Found Your Best Friend Forever

You already know whose Facebook wall you're gonna post this on. #bffs4lyfe

How Imgur Is Taking Over Reddit From The Inside

The humble Reddit image dump has grown into a massive community in its own right. Reddit needs Imgur. But does Imgur need Reddit?

The Most Influential Organization In Sports Takes A Second Shot At Gender Equality

Where the original 30 for 30 fell short, ESPN's new Nine for IX documentary series makes good.

15 Books That Changed You Profoundly

The books you read in grade school were, like, WHOA. This is some deep (and disturbing) stuff.

Plus-Size Model Robyn Lawley Debuts A Swim Collection To Flatter Your Every Curve

Ralph Lauren's plus size model, Robyn Lawley, creates a swimwear line that's flattering and fashionable - leaving everyone as the belle of the beach.

The Time Donald Rumsfeld Was "Delighted" With Al-Jazeera

The former Secretary of Defense might have a different opinion now that 22 Al-Jazeera staffers in Egypt resigned over alleged “biased coverage” in favor of the Muslim Brotherhood during last week's unrest in Cairo.

Professional Ballet Dancer Kicked Out Of School For Appearing In Gay Porn

“Should I be dancing ballet if the ballet community cannot accept who I am as a person and what I would like to aspire to in my life?”

Comedian Anthony Jeselnik Is Eager To Offend You

With the second season of his Comedy Central show about to premiere, Jeselnik talks about Boston Marathon jokes, awkward writing for Jimmy Fallon, and more. "I'm a comedian. It's not my job to say my thoughts and prayers go out to people."

Urban Outfitters Slapped With Lawsuit Over Consumer Data Collection

The trendy clothing company is the latest retailer to be hit with a lawsuit claiming it is misleading consumers into giving up information that isn't technically required to check out with a credit card.

25 Songs You Can't Help But Sing Along To

Usually proceeded by the statement, "This is my jam," coupled with that weird fuzzy feeling inside your chest. What songs can you not help but sing along to?

25 Celebrities You Never Knew Were In Old, Corny Commercials

Remember when these big stars were just trying to sell some cereal?

Here's Early Footage Of Nirvana Playing In An Empty Radio Shack

An effing Radio Shack, people. Amazing.

Whitey Bulger Trial Devolves Into An Expletive-Filled Screaming Fight Between Old Mob Pals

Well, this is one way you can get court adjourned for the day if you're the notorious accused murderer Whitey Bulger.

Which Are Cuter, Puppies Or Babies?

The age-old debate ends today... Which species reigns supreme? Share your thoughts/cute puppies/cute babies below!

24 Things Girls And Supervillians Have In Common

If you spend more than a few minutes clicking around Just Girly Things, you'll start noticing a pretty disturbing trend.

Leonardo DiCaprio Demonstrates In 5 Steps How To Get A Girl To Notice You In High School

According to this late '80s commercial for Fred Meyers, the secret is an ugly Cosby sweater.

There Is One Whale That Zero Other Whales Can Hear And It's Very Alone

It's the saddest thing ever, and science should try to talk to it.

18 Silliest Signs From Bored And Frustrated Royal Baby Watchers

Snarky British media are the best media. The members of the press on royal baby watch outside St. Mary's Hospital have started adding amazing signs to their stake out ladders.

How Drones Became Ad Pitchmen

Need to sell something? Get a drone! An interesting career change for machines most often associated with war.

32 Portable Sides For Summer Picnics

These salads are happy to hang out in your bag for a few hours and can be served cold or at room temp. All your picnic-mates need is a fork and a mouth.

An Evening At The Gayest Little Theater In Richmond, Virginia

The day after the Supreme Court's decision on DOMA and Prop 8, I watched the Richmond Triangle Players' production of La Cage aux Folles.

Anna Wintour Endorses Hillary Clinton, Almost Endorses Pantsuits

Wintour spoke at the opening of an Oscar de la Renta exhibition in Little Rock, Arkansas last night. Of de la Renta-fangirl Hillary, also in attendance, she remarked, “It’s anyone’s guess what the next chapter will be for this extraordinary woman. I can only hope that all of you here will be celebrating her come November 2016.” Hillary later sent Anna a text saying "thx boo, much luv xx."

20 Inspiring, Smile-Inducing Photos Of The Single Best Moments Of People's Lives

I actually physically can't stop smiling after looking at these.

Fan Correction: That's Not How You Say "Juggernaut!"

Shannon thinks Conan mispronounced the name of the X-Men villain, but she needs to quit her kvetching.

Top 20 Celebrity Bitch Faces

Don't get me wrong, they're probably nice people. But there's something about those arched eyebrows, pursed lips, and blank stares that make these celebs' resting faces look bitchy even when they don't mean to be.

Underwater Forest Discovered In Alabama

They found that in the trees' growing rings were contained thousands of years worth of secrets about the climate history of the region.

Writer’s Room: Scenes We Never Want To See Again

Do you ever go to the movies and find yourself immersed in a story, when all of a sudden a dumb scene happens and drags you out of your cocoon of fiction by your pant leg? Either because the scene so unbelievable or because you've seen it a hundred…

10 More Geektastic Legend Of Zelda Crafts Now On Etsy

Can't get enough fishing-quests? Thinking of moving to Hyrule? I have some more items that just might suit your style now available from those awesome geeks on etsy.

Will Eliot Spitzer Even Get On The Ballot?

A disjointed campaign operation and tight deadline means collecting 3,750 signatures by Thursday could be a challenge. "I can't give you specifics, but believe that it is well in hand."

The Internet's Most Valuable Social Network Has Been There All Along

Forget Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr. Have you tried email?

Here Is The "Sesame Street"/Daft Punk Mashup Video You've Been Waiting For

They're up all night to get lucky. What? No. Get your mind out of the gutter.

After Complaints About Diversity In 2nd Term Appointments, Congressional Black Caucus Thanks Obama

"I thanked him for Anthony Foxx and Mel Watt," Fudge tells BuzzFeed.

This Could Be The Newest Letter Of The Alphabet, And It Only Cost $38,000

What if instead of writing out 'the' all the time, we just wrote the letter Ћ?

Beware Of Jazz Fever (There Are Serious Side Effects) Ft. Seth Green

Once you get that jazz fever, go to your doctor immediately.

Kristen Stewart Is Not Amused By This Prank

Someone totally pranked K.Stew and I don't think she thought it was funny.

Proof That Farrah Fawcett Is A Total Badass

When you threaten a bad guy with your stilettos, you're basically the coolest chick ever. The story is here, in this lost interview from 1994.

DK's Donuts & Bakery - Attention, Everyone

Surely by now you've heard of the Cronut, a Manhattan bakery's sold-out-in-five-minutes, national-craze, croissant/doughnut hybrid that all your friends in NY are currently using as an example of why the East Coast is better as you listen to their…

This Summer, We Are All This Alpaca

Just trying to get in the too-small pool of life. :(

26 Reasons Roku Should Be Your New Favorite Cat

The world needs more Scottish Folds.

Brutal New PETA Ads (You've Been Warned)

The ads put blame directly on wearers of animal skins by putting them at the scenes of the slaughter.

30 Signs You're Almost 30

It's 11 p.m. and you want to go out NOW???

Kristen Stewart In Zuhair Murad Couture: A Glamorous Retrospective

With bonus Jennifer Lopez, because J.Lo also loves herself some glitzy Murad.

In China, Mourning The Loss Of Two Killed In Crash

Remembering the two teenage girls killed when Asiana Flight 214 crashed in San Francisco on Saturday. "Whenever anyone forgot to bring an umbrella, Wang would take you in under hers."

Justin Bieber: "Video Of The UFC Fight?"

While UFC 162 was memorable for a shock win, Justin wanted to ask his followers if there is a bootleg version of the main fight... Have you tried UFC TV?

The First Out Gay Miss South Carolina Contestant Is Incredible

Analouisa Valencia is currently running for Miss South Carolina. She needs to win.

3 Depressing Charts That Show How Corrupt People Think The World Is

Transparency International polled 114,000 people in 107 countries about their experiences with official corruption. Here's what they think.

Games Don't Need Trailers, They Need Infomercials

With GTA V, Rockstar isn't just selling a story, they're pitching a product.

The Black Keys Sponsor A Little League Team In Their Hometown

Because that's what awesome people do.

41 Astounding Cosplays From The LA Anime Expo

How do you even costume design?

Watch 20 Years Of Power Rangers Transformations

They've been Mighty and Morphin for two decades, yep we're old. The TV series premiered on August 23, 1993.

12 Self-Defense Tips That Could Come In Handy One Day

The world is full of creeps. Here's the knowledge you need to make sure they don't get in the way of your life.

13 Songs That Make You Proud To Be Puerto Rican

Bienvenidos a la Isla Del Encanto!

Angie Harmon Wonders Why She's "Always The Man" In Rizzoli & Isles Lesbian Fanfic

Hold on a second: is she reading the fan fiction, too?

11 Chinese Internet Companies The U.S. Could Learn From

Some of China's best tech companies are now outmaneuvering their Silicon Valley counterparts.

Strengthen Your Albacore

Choose buttery albacore for tuna that's high in omega 3s and low in mercury. Pole-and-line or troll-caught domestic Pacific fish are best. (image courtesy of Island Vittles)

Democratic Senator's Home Is Lingerie Company Headquarters

New Hampshire Sen. Jeanne Shaheen's daughter runs "Naked Undies." "It's very impressive the quality of the product they sell," Bill Shaheen says.

The Romney Campaign Is Still Going Strong In Africa

Philanthropist brings campaign T-shirts to Kenya.

The Smallest Deer In The World Is So Cute It Hurts

A southern pudu, the world's smallest deer was born at the Wildlife Conservatory Society's Queens Zoo last month and she is nothing short of adorable.

Watch Charlie Day In An Old Thomas' Bagel Commercial

Actors have to start somewhere, and Charlie Day started with a gig in an ad for Thomas' Bagel. Here he is on Leno talking about it.

NFL Player Turns Treadmill Up To 25.0 MPH

Is Robert Gill even street legal?

The Real Iron Throne From "Game Of Thrones" Is Terrifying

HBO's throne might be iconic, but it doesn't hold a candle to the real deal. George R.R. Martin recently revealed the true seat the kings of Westeros rule from.

First, There Are Grills In BK Bridge Park, Which Is Amazing. Second, Here Are 13 Foolproof Tips To Mastering Them.

To help you take advantage, we tapped the editor-in-chief of Saveur magazine and Top Chef Masters judge James Oseland, along with the team from their Test Kitchen, to share some magical grilling tips you probably should have known, but didn't.

We Need A Female "Watch The Throne"

It's time for some badass women to assume the throne. Missy, Nicki, I'm looking at you two.

Creepy Robotic Spider Is Creepy

I knew no good would come from 3-D printing, god damnit.

Who Was Your Fantasy Prom Date?

Prom was clearly a disappointment because you didn't get to go with the person you were obsessed with.

"Angry Trayvon" App About A Dead Teenager Pulled From App Store Because It's An App About A Dead Teenager

Google pulled this immediately because it's stupid and awful and shouldn't exist.

Mike Bridavsky, AKA Lil Bub's Dude, Is Hot And We Need To Talk About It

He's the cute elephant in the room, and it's time we were all adults about it.

Has Snowden "Accepted" Venezuela's Offer Of Asylum?

A Russian lawmaker tweeted that he did, only to delete the post moments later.

The 26 Stages Of Learning To Play The Guitar

No one ever told you playing the guitar actually required talent.

The Two Most Annoying Spokespeople In Ad History

KIA introduced these two amazing asshats during Wimbledon.

35 Random Corners Of The Internet You Should Visit When You Need A Break

Bookmark this for when you're having a bad day or when you just need a distraction and want to play. There's something so soothing about these single-serving sites.

Mama June Falling Into A Pool

In case you ever wondered what that looked like.

Pictures Inside The NYC Subway: 1983-1984

Here are a bunch of pictures taken 30 years ago by Ken Stein.

Family And Friends Of South African Hate Crime Victim Speak Out In New Video

26-year old lesbian Duduzile Zozo's brutalized body was found on June 30 after having apparently been raped with a toilet brush. She is the latest victim in an epidemic of attacks on black lesbians in South Africa.

How Summer Boredom Will Lead To The Cat Uprising

Slowly going crazy? 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... UNLEASH HELL, Mr. Pickles!

Brandi Glanville Got A Little Drunk Last Night

The author of Drinking And Tweeting may have overdone the former item in her book title, as these photos prove. [NSFW]

This Is What Grand Theft Auto V Looks Like In Action

The first real gameplay trailer is here.

"Bubble Soccer" Brilliantly Combines Soccer And Bubble Wrap

It's sumo wrestling mixed with soccer.

Amanda Bynes Showed Up To Court This Morning In A Blue Wig

She's there for reckless endangerment charges — aka the bong-throwing incident.

Did Eliot Spitzer Cry This Morning On MSNBC?

Five years of "pain." Just let it out, big guy.

The Curious Relationship Between Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, And Tom Ford

Ford's alliance with two of the biggest pop stars of our time probably stems from more than simple mutual admiration. Could money be on the line?

Republican Women Cringe As Men Lead Abortion Fight

Another round of Republican men talking abortion leads the party’s women to reach for the antacid.

Kitten's First Sunbeam

Take one minute out of your day to be dazzled by Oscar the Cute.

Justin Theroux Is A Man In Uniform

(He's filming The Leftovers in New York City.) Whatever, he still looks dapper as hell.

26 Sounds That Are Almost Extinct

The way that the world sounds is constantly changing. Here are some sounds that will be completely foreign to your kids (and might already be mysteries to you).

"Vogue," 1971

"Vogue," 1971

Willie Nelson Lands Fashion Campaign, And His Plaits Look Lovely

The country music legend fronts new shots from the fall 2013 John Varvatos collection, along with his two sons Lucas and Mikah. Let's all hope that country music/fashion ad crossovers keep on coming, because Dolly Parton for Versace would be too perfect.

Sheldon Cooper Goes To Hollywood!

Ever thought how Sheldon Cooper would do in a Hollywood blockbuster? Yeah. Kind of exactly how you would expect ;)

17 Photos Of Andy Murray’s Long Road To Wimbledon

From misunderstood teen to national treasure.

Reasons Buffy Made Your Adolescence Seem Just Plain Uneventful

We were all a little disappointed when we walked into our high school library on the first day of school and we learned the harsh truth: we weren't the "chosen one." Here, let me break it to you and Mr. Pointy slowly.

Ohio Kidnap Victims Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, And Michelle Knight Say Thank You

In a video posted to YouTube on Monday evening, the three women held captive in Ohio for more than a decade all appear on camera for the first time to share their thoughts and gratitude.

WWE Raw Results 7/8/13

If you’d like to know what happened on tonight’s WWE Raw but don’t want to read star ratings and wordy paragraphs to decipher it, With Leather is here for you. Here’s what happened on the July 8, 2013, episode of WWE Raw:

16 Small Things That Cause A Big Panic

Because it's the little things in life that torment us most.

A Zombie's Guide To Dating

Dating tips from beyond the grave.

Rebecca Black Covers Miley's Latest Song On Caitlin O'Brien's Blog

It may seem confusing, and wrong, but Rebecca Black--of "Friday" infamy--has covered Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" and it's kind of awesome and totally adorable The teen Internet star adjusted some of Miley's racy lyrics to fit her image a little better (she did sing about cereal in her last hit)

John Fugelsang: The Five Nasty Traits All Religious Fundamentalists Share

"That's probably the greatest thing religious fundamentalists have in common. They don't think they're better than you — they think god thinks they're better than you." — John Fugelsang

Nigeria Orders School Closings After Boko Haram Attacks

Attacks on a school in northern Nigeria prompted the Yobe state governor to close all schools in the state until authorities can better protect students and teachers from militants.

Hundreds Of Train Passengers Stranded In Toronto

Heavy rain and flooding on Monday stranded passengers for several hours on a commuter train after leaving Union Station in downtown Toronto, according to a company spokesperson.

Other Ways To Appreciate Red Bull

Embrace the addiction! Caffeine junkies unite 4 lyfe.

Blurred Lines: The Astigmatism Remix


Five Most Awkward Stock Photos Of The Month

Presented with their titles, and very little commentary.

The Bizarre Hollywood Squabble Over The Title For "The Butler"

UPDATED: How Oprah, Lee Daniels, and a black-and-white silent film from 1916 landed at the center of a very public battle between Warner Bros. and The Weinstein Company.

More Proof That The Hipster Is Not Dead

Many say he/she is. Wishful thinking, dude/dudette. 11 photos.

Andy Murray Vs. Heath Ledger’s Joker In Taiwan Animation’s Wimbledon. Who Ya Got?

Andy Murray's big win at Wimbledon got the Taiwanese Animation treatment and features Heath Ledger's Joker. Yep.

Incredible Rare Color Footage Of Disneyland In 1955

This retro footage, put together by together by DisneyHistory, gives an unfiltered glimpse into what the park was really like during it’s first year.

Matt Barkley, Eagles Draft Pick, Gets Married

Matt Barkley, who was picked by the Philadelphia Eagles in round 4 of the NFL draft in April, wed Brittany Langdon on Saturday, according to SB Nation.

Most Men Actually Don't Have Sex On The First Date

And more revelations from a new poll.

Girasol - Strawberry Buttermilk Donut Balls And Grilled Pork From A Two-time Top Chef Competitor

That super-tall dude from two seasons of Top Chef (who also recently worked at Noma, often called the world's #1 restaurant BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THINGS) is behind the creative, farmers market-driven, Cali-centric menu at this weirded-out Studio…

Glowing Blocks Of Ice And Glazed Ribs: Yes, This IS The Japanese Steakhouse Of Your Dreams

Because you only eat steak from restaurants with palindromes for names, you're gonna want to check out Roka Akor, the SF iteration of the Japanese steakhouse/sushi hybrid that is a two-level food-topia with the main dining room centered around a…

What EVERY Gal Needs To Know Before She Thinks About Losing Weight

Tim Ferris brings us tips for setting realistic weight loss goals and getting the numbers right.

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