July 9, 2013
"Welcome to Earth — AGAIN." Now that this thing's actually happening, it's about time to update our wish list.
Like, who won the award for “Most Likely To End Up In The Electric Chair"?! And yes, that's apparently a real thing.
Most of us are doing at least some of these. Have fun in hell, everybody!
The even sadder twist is that the shirts were made in Haiti. It's a photo series called "Pepe."
It's been 10 years since Beyoncé debuted “Crazy in Love,” and The Black Eyed Peas debuted a new member. In other news, WE’RE OLD.
When the world is full of little Imogens, Djangos and Katnisses in 10 years, we'll only have ourselves to blame.
You took away more than a tie-dye T-shirt and six friendship bracelets.
Plus photos of Wookies doing people stuff, a motorcylist saving a coffee cup from certain death, and the return of "Princeton Mom."
Whether you are a kid, know a kid, or just want to pay homage to the great outdoors, these craft-store-free crafts are for you.
This song went pretty darn viral on the Internet in South Asia. Watch it with your fabulous excellent eyes.
Casey Anthony's parents apparently held a garage sale the last weekend in June, selling off items that once belonged to their dead granddaughter Caylee.
Institutional Shareholder Services came out in support of Michael Dell's plan to take the computer company bearing his name private. A loss for the founder would also be a huge blow to the proxy advisory firm.
Who was screaming for help in 911 tape? Was Trayvon Martin stalked and attacked? Did Zimmerman kill in self-defense? The jury will have to decide.
Are you prepared to enter the late '90s archive of Amazon reviews for Spice? This is intense.
About 0.4% of the world's population has a genius level IQ of 140 or better. Every single one of them is on Tumblr.
New to yoga? Check out these basic positions to warm up for your first studio class.
Thanks to Robin Thicke’s skin-laden "Blurred Lines" video and Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision", which earned him a temporary YouTube ban, everybody’s worked up over breasts: who’s showing too much, who’s the most recent misogynist objectifying…
These books are harmless. Until a friend or loved one tells you that one of them is their favorite.
With a new album that was set to be released this summer being pushed back to late September, here are 20 songs to keep you satisfied until then.
@XuDaS sat at the tail of Asiana Flight 214, three rows in front of the two high school students who were killed. Here is our translation of his story.
Obama said it was his favorite food Tuesday. A photo of Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore from the 1992 campaign next to a sign reading, "Let's put broccoli in the White House again!" shows a history of White House support for the green vegetable.
Yo, Superman is actually pretty sexy from the neck up.
Making sense of a cryptic email/invitation from the fashion designer's PR team.
She's the girl with the most cake. AND SHE WILL LIVE FOREVER.
In a further attempt to reform California correction's solitary confinement policies, tens of thousands of prisoners have begun their second hunger-strike in just under two years.
Julia Charlene Merfeld, 21, of Muskegon, Mich., has plead guilty to solicitation of murder for attempting to hire a hitman to kill her husband. She said she didn't want to be judged by her family for getting a divorce.
Now that CBS' Under the Dome has rekindled an interest in the prolific author, let's take a look at how some of his other novels and short stories might fare on the small screen.
"If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected, no matter the body count or the children affected..."
Killing your brother is just another Wednesday on the savannah. Seriously, no one cares.
You already know whose Facebook wall you're gonna post this on. #bffs4lyfe
The humble Reddit image dump has grown into a massive community in its own right. Reddit needs Imgur. But does Imgur need Reddit?
Where the original 30 for 30 fell short, ESPN's new Nine for IX documentary series makes good.
The books you read in grade school were, like, WHOA. This is some deep (and disturbing) stuff.
Ralph Lauren's plus size model, Robyn Lawley, creates a swimwear line that's flattering and fashionable - leaving everyone as the belle of the beach.
The former Secretary of Defense might have a different opinion now that 22 Al-Jazeera staffers in Egypt resigned over alleged “biased coverage” in favor of the Muslim Brotherhood during last week's unrest in Cairo.
“Should I be dancing ballet if the ballet community cannot accept who I am as a person and what I would like to aspire to in my life?”
With the second season of his Comedy Central show about to premiere, Jeselnik talks about Boston Marathon jokes, awkward writing for Jimmy Fallon, and more. "I'm a comedian. It's not my job to say my thoughts and prayers go out to people."
The trendy clothing company is the latest retailer to be hit with a lawsuit claiming it is misleading consumers into giving up information that isn't technically required to check out with a credit card.
Usually proceeded by the statement, "This is my jam," coupled with that weird fuzzy feeling inside your chest. What songs can you not help but sing along to?
Remember when these big stars were just trying to sell some cereal?
An effing Radio Shack, people. Amazing.
Well, this is one way you can get court adjourned for the day if you're the notorious accused murderer Whitey Bulger.
The age-old debate ends today... Which species reigns supreme? Share your thoughts/cute puppies/cute babies below!
The latest controversy for Zombie Industries.
According to this late '80s commercial for Fred Meyers, the secret is an ugly Cosby sweater.
There's always a new way to kill time, guys.
It's the saddest thing ever, and science should try to talk to it.
Snarky British media are the best media. The members of the press on royal baby watch outside St. Mary's Hospital have started adding amazing signs to their stake out ladders.
Need to sell something? Get a drone! An interesting career change for machines most often associated with war.
These salads are happy to hang out in your bag for a few hours and can be served cold or at room temp. All your picnic-mates need is a fork and a mouth.
The day after the Supreme Court's decision on DOMA and Prop 8, I watched the Richmond Triangle Players' production of La Cage aux Folles.
Cressida Bonas has been dating our favorite ginge for almost a year. We need to pay more attention guys.
Wintour spoke at the opening of an Oscar de la Renta exhibition in Little Rock, Arkansas last night. Of de la Renta-fangirl Hillary, also in attendance, she remarked, “It’s anyone’s guess what the next chapter will be for this extraordinary woman. I can only hope that all of you here will be celebrating her come November 2016.” Hillary later sent Anna a text saying "thx boo, much luv xx."
I actually physically can't stop smiling after looking at these.
Shannon thinks Conan mispronounced the name of the X-Men villain, but she needs to quit her kvetching.
Don't get me wrong, they're probably nice people. But there's something about those arched eyebrows, pursed lips, and blank stares that make these celebs' resting faces look bitchy even when they don't mean to be.
They found that in the trees' growing rings were contained thousands of years worth of secrets about the climate history of the region.
Do you ever go to the movies and find yourself immersed in a story, when all of a sudden a dumb scene happens and drags you out of your cocoon of fiction by your pant leg? Either because the scene so unbelievable or because you've seen it a hundred…
Can't get enough fishing-quests? Thinking of moving to Hyrule? I have some more items that just might suit your style now available from those awesome geeks on etsy.
A disjointed campaign operation and tight deadline means collecting 3,750 signatures by Thursday could be a challenge. "I can't give you specifics, but believe that it is well in hand."
Forget Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr. Have you tried email?
They're up all night to get lucky. What? No. Get your mind out of the gutter.
"I thanked him for Anthony Foxx and Mel Watt," Fudge tells BuzzFeed.
What if instead of writing out 'the' all the time, we just wrote the letter Ћ?
Once you get that jazz fever, go to your doctor immediately.
Someone totally pranked K.Stew and I don't think she thought it was funny.
When you threaten a bad guy with your stilettos, you're basically the coolest chick ever. The story is here, in this lost interview from 1994.
Surely by now you've heard of the Cronut, a Manhattan bakery's sold-out-in-five-minutes, national-craze, croissant/doughnut hybrid that all your friends in NY are currently using as an example of why the East Coast is better as you listen to their…
The ads put blame directly on wearers of animal skins by putting them at the scenes of the slaughter.
With bonus Jennifer Lopez, because J.Lo also loves herself some glitzy Murad.
Remembering the two teenage girls killed when Asiana Flight 214 crashed in San Francisco on Saturday. "Whenever anyone forgot to bring an umbrella, Wang would take you in under hers."
Analouisa Valencia is currently running for Miss South Carolina. She needs to win.
Transparency International polled 114,000 people in 107 countries about their experiences with official corruption. Here's what they think.
The work of Chadwick and Spector is mind-blowing.
With GTA V, Rockstar isn't just selling a story, they're pitching a product.
Because that's what awesome people do.
They've been Mighty and Morphin for two decades, yep we're old. The TV series premiered on August 23, 1993.
The world is full of creeps. Here's the knowledge you need to make sure they don't get in the way of your life.
Hold on a second: is she reading the fan fiction, too?
Some of China's best tech companies are now outmaneuvering their Silicon Valley counterparts.
New Hampshire Sen. Jeanne Shaheen's daughter runs "Naked Undies." "It's very impressive the quality of the product they sell," Bill Shaheen says.
The star of "The Giver" is definitely the kind of guy you'd want to share your memories with.
Philanthropist brings campaign T-shirts to Kenya.
Actors have to start somewhere, and Charlie Day started with a gig in an ad for Thomas' Bagel. Here he is on Leno talking about it.
HBO's throne might be iconic, but it doesn't hold a candle to the real deal. George R.R. Martin recently revealed the true seat the kings of Westeros rule from.
First, There Are Grills In BK Bridge Park, Which Is Amazing. Second, Here Are 13 Foolproof Tips To Mastering Them.
To help you take advantage, we tapped the editor-in-chief of Saveur magazine and Top Chef Masters judge James Oseland, along with the team from their Test Kitchen, to share some magical grilling tips you probably should have known, but didn't.
It's time for some badass women to assume the throne. Missy, Nicki, I'm looking at you two.
Prom was clearly a disappointment because you didn't get to go with the person you were obsessed with.
"Angry Trayvon" App About A Dead Teenager Pulled From App Store Because It's An App About A Dead Teenager
Google pulled this immediately because it's stupid and awful and shouldn't exist.
He's the cute elephant in the room, and it's time we were all adults about it.
A Russian lawmaker tweeted that he did, only to delete the post moments later.
No one ever told you playing the guitar actually required talent.
KIA introduced these two amazing asshats during Wimbledon.
Bookmark this for when you're having a bad day or when you just need a distraction and want to play. There's something so soothing about these single-serving sites.
26-year old lesbian Duduzile Zozo's brutalized body was found on June 30 after having apparently been raped with a toilet brush. She is the latest victim in an epidemic of attacks on black lesbians in South Africa.
Slowly going crazy? 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... UNLEASH HELL, Mr. Pickles!
The author of Drinking And Tweeting may have overdone the former item in her book title, as these photos prove. [NSFW]
The Late Show host declared, over and over, his fondness and concern for the actor and his "tiny head." It was delightful.
She's there for reckless endangerment charges — aka the bong-throwing incident.
Ford's alliance with two of the biggest pop stars of our time probably stems from more than simple mutual admiration. Could money be on the line?
Another round of Republican men talking abortion leads the party’s women to reach for the antacid.
(He's filming The Leftovers in New York City.) Whatever, he still looks dapper as hell.
The way that the world sounds is constantly changing. Here are some sounds that will be completely foreign to your kids (and might already be mysteries to you).
The country music legend fronts new shots from the fall 2013 John Varvatos collection, along with his two sons Lucas and Mikah. Let's all hope that country music/fashion ad crossovers keep on coming, because Dolly Parton for Versace would be too perfect.
Ever thought how Sheldon Cooper would do in a Hollywood blockbuster? Yeah. Kind of exactly how you would expect ;)
We were all a little disappointed when we walked into our high school library on the first day of school and we learned the harsh truth: we weren't the "chosen one." Here, let me break it to you and Mr. Pointy slowly.
In a video posted to YouTube on Monday evening, the three women held captive in Ohio for more than a decade all appear on camera for the first time to share their thoughts and gratitude.
If you’d like to know what happened on tonight’s WWE Raw but don’t want to read star ratings and wordy paragraphs to decipher it, With Leather is here for you. Here’s what happened on the July 8, 2013, episode of WWE Raw:
It may seem confusing, and wrong, but Rebecca Black--of "Friday" infamy--has covered Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" and it's kind of awesome and totally adorable The teen Internet star adjusted some of Miley's racy lyrics to fit her image a little better (she did sing about cereal in her last hit)
"That's probably the greatest thing religious fundamentalists have in common. They don't think they're better than you — they think god thinks they're better than you." — John Fugelsang
Attacks on a school in northern Nigeria prompted the Yobe state governor to close all schools in the state until authorities can better protect students and teachers from militants.
Heavy rain and flooding on Monday stranded passengers for several hours on a commuter train after leaving Union Station in downtown Toronto, according to a company spokesperson.
Presented with their titles, and very little commentary.
UPDATED: How Oprah, Lee Daniels, and a black-and-white silent film from 1916 landed at the center of a very public battle between Warner Bros. and The Weinstein Company.
Many say he/she is. Wishful thinking, dude/dudette. 11 photos.
Andy Murray's big win at Wimbledon got the Taiwanese Animation treatment and features Heath Ledger's Joker. Yep.
This retro footage, put together by together by DisneyHistory, gives an unfiltered glimpse into what the park was really like during it’s first year.
Matt Barkley, who was picked by the Philadelphia Eagles in round 4 of the NFL draft in April, wed Brittany Langdon on Saturday, according to SB Nation.
That super-tall dude from two seasons of Top Chef (who also recently worked at Noma, often called the world's #1 restaurant BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THINGS) is behind the creative, farmers market-driven, Cali-centric menu at this weirded-out Studio…
Because you only eat steak from restaurants with palindromes for names, you're gonna want to check out Roka Akor, the SF iteration of the Japanese steakhouse/sushi hybrid that is a two-level food-topia with the main dining room centered around a…
Tim Ferris brings us tips for setting realistic weight loss goals and getting the numbers right.