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    21 Tacos That Have Lost Their Sense Of Self

    It's a confusing time in the world. Is that an excuse for tacos made with lettuce? It is not.

    1. The Waffle Taco

    Q: When is a taco not a taco?

    A: When it's actually just a waffle folded in half.

    C'mon now.

    2. See also: The Pancake Taco

    Does it look delicious: YES

    Is it a taco: NO

    3. And: The Donut Taco

    Booking you an appointment with a great taco therapist I know (right after I eat you).

    4. The Lettuce Taco

    Sure, "tacos."

    5. The Lion Meat Taco

    You want to eat the King Of The Jungle, whatever. But a $35-per-taco price tag is not what tacos are about.

    6. The "Taco-Stuffed Zucchini"

    I see what you're trying to do, and I don't like it.

    7. The Fruit Taco

    Doooon't think we're on the same page here.

    8. The Spaghetti Taco

    Refuse to justify these with any kind of substantial criticism.

    9. The Mac 'n' Cheese Taco

    Taco, I want you to think long and hard about how you'll feel about this when you're 65.

    10. The Grape Taco

    11. The Cauliflower Tortilla Taco

    Hahahaha nice try, secret vegetables that aren't actually tortillas.

    12. The Pizza Taco

    Sometimes the whole is way, way less than the sum of its parts.

    13. The Chocolate Taco

    There's been a terrible mistake.

    14. The Pretzel Taco

    Oh, no no, I mean, it's just kind of a new look for you?

    15. The Grub Taco


    16. The Bacon Taco

    Had to happen sooner or later.

    17. And: The Bacon Weave Choco Taco

    I QUIT.

    18. The Naan Taco

    Sorry, but some cuisines are better left un-fused.

    19. The Hot Dog Taco

    So close, and yet so far.

    20. The Cookie Taco

    Flickr: fammy

    This isn't how it was supposed to be.

    21. The Pudding Taco

    OK, whatever, this is quietly brilliant.