June 26, 2013
She can stop you in your tracks with a glare, but April's at her best when she's cutting you down with her words. To celebrate Aubrey Plaza's birthday, here are some of her best Parks and Rec lines.
The other police dogs were there to welcome him.
"I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it."
Plus 10 tips for crashing on someone's couch without driving them nuts, classic children's books starring Parks and Rec characters, and the latest in sex tape news.
Some famous people and their daily musings circa the 1800's.
A check-in line for people? Or a roller coaster line for BAGS???
Former South African President Nelson Mandela has been placed on life support, Mandela clan elder Napilsi Mandela told the AFP news agency on Wednesday.
The former congressman resigned over a sexting scandal that revolved around Twitter. Now his followers are mostly men.
A very eventful 10 days in Massachusetts.
We've come a long way.
Many in the congressional GOP were ready to drop the subject, while two House Republicans celebrated the decisions. Rep. Tim Huelskamp called a vote on a federal marriage amendment "the most logical response."
"I'm gonna live forever." Famous last words.
Thanks to the Supreme Court, DOMA's dead, but the Voting Rights Act has been gutted. I wish I could celebrate in full.
The latest exchange in the awkwardly public back-and-forth between George Zimmer and the company he founded.
Drew, dressed by Barbie.
Rachel Jeantel said that Martin described the man following him as "a creepy-ass cracker." Later she heard him say, "Get off! Get off!" before his telephone went dead.
Today, we repealed DOMA.
Patrice Bergeron was an ice-skating Operation game, basically.
The world's largest retailer cut ties with the former Food Network star on Wednesday.
Some parents know a lot more than others, it turns out.
People like making signs for everything.
Gays are the best at signs. End of story.
Now that the Supreme Court has struck down the Defense of Marriage Act’s recognition, and effectively put an end to California's Proposition 8 marriage amendment, some in California are starting to celebrate.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
The mass shooting during a screening of The Dark Knight Rises last July shut down the Century 16 multiplex for six months. One person who says she was working that night held a Reddit AMA to discuss the tragedy.
Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis' filibuster of a restrictive abortion law blew up on social media, but cable news networks ignored the buzz and stuck with rebroadcasts of earlier shows. Orlando TV news anchor Mark Joyella on why the cable networks dropped the ball.
No one put money in my underwear, but it was fun anyway.
Throughout the national debate on marriage equality, TV comedies have been supporting LGBT rights while making viewers laugh.
Illustrator of the U.S. Harry Potter editions Mary GrandPré depicts iconic moments from the books in a seldom-seen series of beautiful prints.
Certain hedge funds have been employing an investment strategy known as risk parity, which is safe, measured, cautious. Not unlike most of the movie characters played by Steve Carell.
Now in video form!
Next time a sandwich fascist tells you something isn't a sandwich, you can just tell them to shut up.
It's been kind of a historic day. This is what that looked like.
Maymo the dog is an expert shopping-cart pusher. And Penny the puppy is totally into it.
"The nuclear family, with a dad and a mom and two or three kids, is not the majority anymore," one polygamist cheers.
"Dissents are more fun to write. I gotta say that," he told C-SPAN in 2009. "Argle-bargle," he wrote in 2013.
These Hollywood classics were more like modern day oracles. If it weren't for these visionaries for life to imitate, where would we be?
Busting stashes, taking names.
Hop aboard this emotional roller coaster!
Tortoises calmly telling you about the world's most controversial agricultural giant.
It's been a long time coming.
After being quarantined, Mally the monkey has been moved to his new home at Serengeti Park in Germany where he will live in an open air enclosure. Here's what Mally had to say (excuse the spelling, he's only 6 months old).
Former Connecticut gun store employee Krystopher Dibella pleaded guilty in federal court to selling the assault rifle that Adam Lanza used in the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre.
For even the gay-friendliest employers, DOMA made employees in same-sex marriages more expensive. But with the law struck down, things might get a little easier for companies.
Love is fabulous. Here's to gay marriage.
Forget the console war. The house of Mario and conflict minerals.
Eat your heart out, Jane Jetson. From genetically mutated silkworms to the beginnings of a closet full of 3-D printed outfits, fashion is on the cutting edge of science.
Q: Do we really need more social networks? A: Yes, and we always will.
Imagineering Disney has dug up some pictures that just might change how you see this classic thrill ride.
Opponents to marriage equality find themselves dispirited in wake of Supreme Court's decision to strike down Defense of Marriage Act.
Disagree? Here are 22 pictures to prove it.
Steven and Sean's marriage was not recognized by the federal government. Now they don't have to be separated.
A lot can happen in 17 years.
KITCHEN knives. If you like to cook and like to be equipped, you will understand.
Before and after retouching!
Coffee is just brown bean-water. Brown bean-water that makes you poop.
They Kane. They Shaw. They Crawford.
"If I had to survive Thea, what a glorious way to do it, as she would be so pleased," says the DOMA plaintiff.
Apparently. Thanks, stock photos.
If you suffer from awkwardness, prepare to feel a little better about yourself.
These cats make you unsure about your high school reunion.
Don't let all that hard work go to waste!
Bunnies are actually GIF royalty. We owe them everything.
In the '90s, a 22-year-old Sofia designed baby-Ts that said, "I love booze."
Movie studios spend millions of dollars to track interest in upcoming films. Could Silicon Valley be Hollywood's new oracle?
In efforts to escalate Coach from department store brand to luxury label, its new creative director Stuart Vevers plans to up the "quality" (and cost) of their signature handbags. What once set you back around $200 to $300 now could easily cost double that. "You can have a $5,000, $2,000, $3,000 Coach bag in the future,” Vevers said.
Such majesty, such cosmic wonder.
A Supreme Court special edition.
Your icy drinks will taste so much better out of a fancy glass.
On Twitter, of course.
England is home to many great actors and actresses from all the biggest fandoms. Here's every single one of them.
The president had to be told by phone about the landmark rulings after Air Force One lost internet access.
It's a great day to be gay. Ads from all over the world.
Why is it so difficult to design a cute pair of men's flip-flops?
"I still think the same way I thought as a child. I still worry. I'm still frightened... Nothing changes."
Kiwis, this is just too much.
Courtesy of the Chicago White Sox.
Basically, the difference between you and your grandparents' dating scene comes down to a major game-changer.
Michele Bachmann wasn't happy with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage today. Nancy Pelosi gave a very curt answer when asked to comment on Bachmann's statement.
The land of the free.
With the dismissal of DOMA, married same-sex couples will now be federally recognized in 13 states. Cathy and Catriona could be the first of many binational same-sex couples to receive a legal green card.
The Oscar-winning director says it's up to audiences to fight against doomsday scenarios laid out by his friends George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. Also: details on the film debut of Twitter's Biz Stone.
We all have that one movie that hate to love (or love to hate). So share your movie guilty pleasures (and why you love them) in the comments below!
Bey was kind enough to share a bunch of never-before-seen photos from her music videos.
"What are you looking for?"
Sure, Oprah's one of the richest self-made billionaires in the world, but Ellen Degeneres has her fair share of success, too.
Get outta my pub!
The Conservative MP for South West Bedfordshire has an important message.
Almost certainly the heaviest ever performance on America's Got Talent.
Or just make you fall in love with it more.
The industry has always been proud, but now, they couldn't be more so.
Prop 8 was dismissed this morning, making this man's proposal valid. Just try not to cry.
Yes, the shot of Miley making out with a doll in a pool TOTALLY MEANT SOMETHING.
"I'm kind of with you," Republican Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul said to Beck on his radio program Wednesday.
"The laws of our land are catching up to the fundamental truth that millions of Americans hold in our hearts."
The star tight end, who was also released by the Patriots, is charged with the murder of Odin Lloyd.
Today was a good day.
"We're proud of you guys," the president says.
Count Yankees GM Brian Cashman among the many people sick and tired of Alex Rodriguez.
Though the Supreme Court's decisions on Proposition 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act were made on the other side the country, San Francisco residents gathered together waiting for an answer.
Speaker: Will Hayward, VP Advertising Europe, BuzzFeed 11:15-12:30AM
I wonder if they realized their appearance on Despierta America would look like this?
Ahh, nature. Just you, the wilderness, and lots of clever gadgets and gear.
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 11:50 am -12:30 pm Altman Building 135 West 18th St. New York, NY 10018
Speaker: Matt Trotta, East Coast Executive Director, BuzzFeed, 3:15-4:00PM Executive Caterers at Landerhaven 6111 Landerhaven Drive Cleveland, OH 44124
The stars took to Twitter to applaud landmark victories for gay rights.
DOMA is dead, and your traditional marriage might be at risk now that the federal government will recognize same-sex marriages. Luckily, these dogs are available to join you in marital bliss.
Speaker: Shani Hilton, Deputy Executive Editor, BuzzFeed 6:30-8:00PM Ford Foundation Headquarters 320 East 43rd Street New York, NY 10017
Speaker: Eric Harris, EVP of Business Operations, BuzzFeed 9:15-9:45AM Radisson Martinique on Broadway 49 W 32nd St New York, New York, 10001
Some products we should all boycott until they promise to recast their TV ads.
Speakers: Ben Smith, Editor-In-Chief, BuzzFeed and Dao Nguyen, VP of Data and Growth, BuzzFeed 15.30-17.00 Science Po, 27 rue Saint Guillaume, Paris, France
Speaker: Will Hayward, VP Advertising Europe, BuzzFeed 9:00-9:50AM Westminster Plaza Park, London, UK
Without the slightest hint of irony.
Now you can actually prove that you're not a hipster because you liked all this cool stuff when it came out.
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 4:00pm New York Marriott Marquis 1535 Broadway New York, New York 10036
Speaker: Dave Spiegel, Executive Director of Sales, BuzzFeed 10:40-11:10AM OMNI Hotel 150 3rd Ave S #1150 Nashville, TN
Speaker: Jonah Peretti, Founder & CEO, BuzzFeed 9:00am-2:00pm 583 Park Avenue (63rd Street) New York, NY
Speaker: Erik Malinowski, Senior Sports Writer, BuzzFeed SF JAZZ Center 201 Franklin Street San Francisco, CA
This bus crash happened Monday.
Speaker: Jonah Peretti, Founder & CEO, BuzzFeed Time TBD CENTER 548 548 West 22nd Street (Between 10th and 11th Avenues) New York, NY 10011
BuzzFeed University Presents: 1,800 Seconds That Explain How BuzzFeed Does Video For The Social Age - October 22, 2013
Speaker: Ze Frank, EVP of Video, BuzzFeed, presented online via WebEx, 12:30pm
Speaker: Ben Smith, Editor-in-chief, BuzzFeed 16:00 21 de octubre British Arts Center Suipacha 1333, CABA
ONA 13 - The $ Words: Sponsored Content, Advertorials & Native Advertising - Atlanta, October 18, 2013
Speaker: David Spiegel, Executive Director of Sales, BuzzFeed 4:15-5:00PM Atlanta Marriott Marquis Hotel 265 Peachtree Center Ave NE Atlanta, GA 30303
Growth for the first quarter of this year came in 1.8%, down from the previous estimate of 2.4%. What happened?
Speaker: Ben Smith, Editor-In-Chief, BuzzFeed 8:00PM Centro Cultural Ação da Cidadania
Speaker: Jonah Peretti, Founder & CEO, BuzzFeed 9:05-10:30AM Tobacco Dock 50 Porters Walk E1W 2SF
Speaker: Eric Harris, EVP of Business Operations, BuzzFeed 3:40-4:40PM Hyatt Dulles 2300 Dulles Corner Blvd. Herndon, Virginia 20171
Let's hear it for Dior, everybody!
The Texas State senator filibustered a controversial, sweeping abortion bill which lawmakers failed to pass. "The LeBron James of filibustering" had a really good night.
Speaker: Matthew Perpetua, Music Editor, BuzzFeed 12:30-1:30PM NYU Kimmel Ctr. Room 802 Shorin, 60 Washington Square South New York, NY 10012
Speaker: Matthew Perpetua, Music Editor, BuzzFeed 11:00AM-12:00PM NYU Kimmel Ctr. Room 802 Shorin, 60 Washington Square South New York, NY 10012
In the wake of the the Supreme Court's dismissal of the Proposition 8 appeal and ruling that the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional, a look at major moments in the same-sex marriage movement in America.
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 12:00PM - 1:30PM Edlis Neeson Theater at the Museum of Contemporary Art 220 East Chicago Avenue, Chicago, IL 60611
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 12:00-1:00PM
Because everything is better with glitter. Everything.
Speaker: Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 11:20-11:55AM The Princeton Club 15 W. 43rd Street New York City, NY
These characters have gone from blah to beautiful. Or, in some cases, just beautiful to, well, beautiful.
Speaker: Terry City, Vice President, West Coast Sales, BuzzFeed 9:00AM-12:00PM 900 W. Olympic Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90015
Speaker: Jack Shepherd, Editorial Director, BuzzFeed 8:30AM Liberty Theater 234 W. 42nd Street New York, NY
Speaker: Jonah Peretti, Founder & CEO, BuzzFeed 8:00-10:45am 60 Washington Square S Rosenthal Room (10th floor) New York, New York, 10012
Social Media Week London - From Search To Social: The Big Power Shift In Media - London, September 25, 2013
Speaker: Luke Lewis, UK Editor, BuzzFeed 12:00-1:00PM SMWLDN HQ Mercer Street Studios Covent Garden, London WC2H 9QE
A whole camel stuffed with a lamb, stuffed with chicken, stuffed with fish.
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 11:30AM-12:00PM Lucille's at B.B. King Blues Club 237 W. 42nd Street New York, NY
Speaker: Terry City, Vice President, West Coast Sales, BuzzFeed 4:25-4:55PM Hotel Valley Ho 6850 E. Main Street Scottsdale, Arizona
Speaker: Keith Hernandez, Executive Director, International Sales and Strategy, BuzzFeed 3:00PM Banff Centre Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Social Media Week - BuzzFeed And Translation Present: Social Sharing That Matters - Chicago, September 24, 2013
Speaker: Akeelah Kuraishi, VP of Sales Central Region, BuzzFeed 4:00-6:00PM Studio Paris, 59 w. Hubbard St., Chicago
Speaker: Andy Wiedlin, Chief Revenue Officer, BuzzFeed 9:00am Times Center Stage 242 W. 41st Street New York, NY
Speaker: Jon Steinberg, President & COO, BuzzFeed 9:00am Times Center Stage 242 W. 41st Street New York, NY
Speaker: Andy Wiedlin, Chief Revenue Officer, BuzzFeed 2:30pm New York Marriott Marquis 1535 Broadway New York, New York 10036
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 10:00am Hard Rock Cafe 1501 Broadway, New York, NY 10036
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 4:00-4:45PM Liberty Theater 234 W. 42nd Street New York, NY
You see some things.
Speaker: Jonah Peretti, Founder & CEO, BuzzFeed 12:00-12:50PM Times Center Stage 242 W. 41st Street New York, NY
Speaker: Eric Harris, EVP of Business Operations, BuzzFeed 2:05-2:50pm Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers New York, NY
Speaker: Eric Harris, EVP of Business Operations, BuzzFeed 12:40 -2:30 PM Mandarin Oriental New York 80 Columbus Circle, New York, NY 10023
Speaker: Jonathan Perelman, Vice President of Agency Strategy and Brand Development, BuzzFeed 11:30AM-12:30PM 82 Mercer St, 2nd Floor, New York, NY
The fired Food Network star went on NBC's Today show to explain — sort of — the controversy over her use of the n-word.
Speaker: Andy Wiedlin, Chief Revenue Officer, BuzzFeed 9:00am Hilton Boston Logan Airport One Hotel Drive Boston, MA 02128
The Worthy Farm experience explained.
The former congressman is at No. 1 — and confident as ever. "All I can say is hang on till January. Help is on the way."
These saucy seaside postcards used to be passed around Britain in their millions. Now they've been gathered up for a new book.
Warning: surprisingly graphic.
"We are excited to be making history," said Tourism New Zealand's General Manager, who also is excited about the millions of dollars Australian gays and lesbians would bring with them.
Jim DeMint boasts to prospective donors that Rubio is in the Senate, in part, because of his work challenging the GOP establishment. Meanwhile, Heritage is at war with Rubio's immigration plan.
In an exclusive memo provided to BuzzFeed, the DSCC says what their latest victory means going forward.
The frizziness is only the beginning.