June 17, 2013
How to know you are the raddest snouty animal on earth.
In Oakland, this is an issue.
It's Monday and here's what happened.
Plus 25 other titles for Jay-Z's new album, an incredibly ironic way to learn social skills, and Simon Helberg as Nicolas Cage as Abraham Lincoln.
It seems like just yesterday you were cradling your new Beanie Baby.
Phil Mickelson came in second at the U.S. Open for the sixth time on Sunday. But does that mean we should pity him?
"I never was that fashion nerd growing up. Now I am, sure, but I didn't start out that way."
Tomatoes, basil, and mozzarella are best friends and belong together everywhere. For instance: in a sandwich! On a pizza! In an omelet! On a cracker! In your mouth!
Growing up is tough when you're different, but Hedwig and the Angry Inch made things a little bit easier. With the news that Neil Patrick Harris will be starring in the upcoming Broadway revival, let's revisit the cult classic rock musical.
Unsurprisingly enough, their behavior (while stylish) is considered "inappropriate" and out of sync with "Buddha's teachings of simplicity and self-restraint," says a representative from their temple in Thailand. This ruins plans for a forthcoming capsule collection of Siddharta x Hermès printed silk robes.
Step aside, humans.
So very, very sad.
Interviewing the Bruins superfan and proud son of a drama professor about his bombastic and sometimes-controversial calls .
They're apparently a real thing in China.
Doug Kass was one of the most prominent and prolific market tweeters. But he left today, driven out by what he claims are "too many haters."
UGH I CAN'T.
"The truth is the truth."
That story and more in today's CelebFed Gossip Roundup!
You can't look away!
He couldn't have picked a better day to wear it.
Bonus: Jonah Hill feeling it, too.
Her latest understated ensemble — a simple LBD with heels — is another far cry from Gaga's fabled looks of yore. Though, really, the only way to keep shocking folks with your appearance after copious latex, meat dresses and facial prostheses is by shopping at Intermix in East Hampton.
Somebody give this man a Nobel Prize.
Kanye can be a little melodramatic sometimes...
A DIY guide to the original arm party.
*And a gay woman and a straight man.
Always proofread your yearbook entry before it gets printed, kids.
It's "transparent," the president tells Charlie Rose in an interview. Here's a portion of that transcript, from PBS.
Lyndon Johnson singing with his dog. Epic.
A definitive ranking.
Hold on a second here, IRON MAIDEN hasn't been inducted yet?!
Robert Kraft is probably scared of the Russian president. He should be.
Other than Superman, what other famous figures were adopted?
E! basically invented Kim Kardashian, so why was it last to report that she gave birth? It was like if ESPN didn't mention who won the Super Bowl for an hour.
Ever felt touched by that moment when a friend stops by with a meal? So have these cats.
Hedge fund managers rely on their name recognition to raise capital from investors. But their notoriety undercuts the possibility of finding a successor.
It's Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, of course.
Can we just get on with this already?
Stop using the tester eyeliner. Are you some kind of MONSTER???
The unlikely combo resulted in pure awesomeness.
Superman's world-shaking battle against General Zod wrecked buildings like Jenga towers. An analysis of the hypothetical damage, done exclusively for BuzzFeed, paints a horrifying picture.
He's gotta get away.
This short NBC documentary takes you behind the scenes of Pan Am's training school...and shows a rather unexpected side of the Golden Age of travel.
Once one of the most popular bands in America, Live went through tough times after their huge success. Here's how I found them again, in the last place I'd expect to look, and how their trip back to the limelight involved music, dark fiber, and IndyCar Racing.
It's been 50 years since this epic love story full of passion, betrayal, and decadence — and that was just behind the scenes.
The world looks pretty cool from up there.
Co-producer Pharrell talks about his latest project, and what supervillain power he'd want. (Spoiler: he's a good guy.)
The beloved cereal mascot has been lying about his rank for decades. Is this treason?
Welcome to the world's most confusing love/hate relationship.
In just five easy steps!
From survival to s'mores, here's everything you need to know to ensure a flawless camping trip.
The source of the Guardian's NSA leaks emerged Monday to take a few questions from journalists and readers. He loves his country, hates Dick Cheney, and has seen those pictures of his girlfriend.
A delightfully geeky tribute. Via Mike Baboon Design.
On Sunday afternoons at Bayou City Bar and Grill, drag queen Raven St. James hosts the best brunch in Houston.
The following clip of Johnny being trampled by a horse is not for the faint of heart.
Neon, a British film magazine published in the '90s, once thought it'd be funny to try to get Kevin Bacon, Tom Cruise, and Meryl Streep to endorse phony products. Kevin Bacon's Bacon, anyone?
Successful Kazakh PR work?
The NSA leaker says the government can read people's emails, and that's wrong no matter which country they live in.
Discover the souls of Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer in this revealing, tell-all interview. Their album, The Wack Album, is in stores, but don't ask them where the beef is.
Google aims to bring wireless internet to parts of the unconnected world with newly launched "Project Loon." But the initiative isn't entirely philanthropic.
The two One Direction boys got down n' wet while in Miami this weekend.
Green broke the record for the most three-pointers in a Finals through only five games. And the guy whose record he broke was sitting right there, being all pouty.
May the finest diamantes win.
Shot in July of 1941, this is the only known existing film of her.
So close, NCAA. So close.
“When he recognized me he spat in my face, raised his fists and and kicked me in the stomach."
Between them, these dudes use more kohl in a day than Lady Gaga could use in eight lifetimes.
This is why we can't have nice things.
He was in a runway show for Spencer Hart and damn does he look good.
Miss Alabama Mary Margaret McCord, who finished second in the Miss USA pageant, said she would "rather someone track my phone messages and feel safe wherever I go than feel like they're encroaching on my privacy."
The New York Mets infield does an excellent impression of a Little League team.
Miss USA contestants reveal the secret to mastering portrait photography.
The new "guest editor" for Love magazine's website: Marc Jacobs' bull terrier, Neville Jacobs. Entrusted with the site during following previous editor Alexander Fury's exit, so far Neville's work consists mostly of taking glamorous selfies — perhaps the age of personal style bloggers isn't over after all.
Time to move. Unless you live in Indianapolis already.
Listen up, son. Earl has something to say.
Skechers' 'Twinkle Toes' for girls line is experiencing a renaissance. Even Steve Madden's daughter owns a pair.
A lot of people are not happy about this.
Moaning and groaning about the weather? You have bigger things to worry about.
The world is amazing. You can see all the entries over at National Geographic.
Because life's too short not to be an utter bastard to your loved one.
A group of activists decided to show Victoria's Secret shoppers that they didn't need Photoshop to feel good about their bodies.
And beat the Guinness World Record last week at Oxford University.
Usually hole-in-ones are at least hit toward the hole on purpose. This was not on purpose.
Guess the celebrity owner of these feet!
This animation of super computer data by scientists at NASA, Johns Hopkins, and Rochester Institute of Technology shows how stellar-mass black holes are able to produce high-energy light. It's also pretty mesmerizing.
PBR KISSES AND CHEETO DREAMS.
As all photos of ladies in bikinis shot through glass are.
A glass of lemonade on a hot day is a very powerful political tool.
"That hurt, man," the crack scandal-embroiled mayor said. The 27-year-old juice-thrower faces assault charges.
Plus some of the other castmates joined in on the fun.
A very few absolutely essential pictures that you probably need to look at if you want to be a complete person.
Spend less time unloading beverages and more time DRINKING THEM.
TP Sliders: the latest in parody athletic gear.
And they've been waiting 75 million years for a chance at the NBA title.
Love is real because the world's most perfect people are married. There's hope for us all!
After an 18-month search I've finally narrowed it down.
Stereotypically bad mom clothes seem of a bygone era as retailers appeal to women of all generations.
The supermodel visited The Farmacy, a "medicinal cannabis collective" in Venice, CA, over the weekend and left with a brown paper lunch bag that might not just contain her lunch — or so The Daily Mail is happy to speculate.
He puts the MAN in romance.
Sub-editors, we salute you.
The first trailer for Martin Scorsese's film about the shady finance guys of the '90s features big bucks, little person cannons, and Matthew McConaughey with a fantastically awful haircut.
Stylist Katie Grand remembers a time when the model didn't meet the designer's approval. (In a manner of speaking, he called her Dopey.)
This ... is starting at the bottom.
(Prince William was there, too.) Happy Monday.
On Father's Day. Aww.
So elegant. So athletic.
An entirely scientific prediction.
Create education better.
Phil Mickelson may have lost the U.S. Open, but he's still America's dad.
Mad Men's mysterious new man, played by James Wolk, has a very surprising (or familiar?) life story. WARNING! SPOILERS!
As expected, there was a lot of blood. MAJOR SPOILERS for the Season 6 premiere.
Twenty-five-year-old Erin Brady beat out 50 other beauty queen hopefuls for the title and that sparkly little crown.
It's like a "no smoking" sign on your cigarette break in Hell.
Over the weekend, riot police detained hundreds of protesters in Turkey. Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan held rallies in Ankara and Istanbul, telling supporters on Sunday that those behind the protests will pay a heavy price.