June 4, 2013
The DomiCopter will be delivering hot Domino's pizza to your neighborhood if a franchise in the United Kingdom has its way.
FISH NIBBLIN' YOUR FOOT SKIN.
And — oh shit — they have a kid. NSFW language.
At the Bloomberg Hedge Funds Summit, industry members discussed their reluctance to bring their products to the masses. But some were on the side of the little people.
Prior to its IPO, Zynga raided the executive ranks of its top competition, particularly Electronic Arts. Two years later, many of those top hires are already gone.
Plus the top 10 Shakespearean pickup lines, lighting up with the stars of This Is The End, and an amazing story about Waka Flocka Flame's role in one woman's life.
Kristen Blum, J.C. Penney's chief technology officer since January 2012, is the latest ex-Apple executive to leave the company after former CEO Ron Johnson was fired in April.
A photo of a young woman being pepper-sprayed becomes a symbol of the protests in Taksim Gezi Park.
The reign of Jane was a special time. Amen.
Chatting. And little else, even among the obsessed. That isn't news advertisers want to hear.
Here's what happened today!
Officially servin' royal realness for 60 years.
He's far too humble to admit it, but Maru is pretty much an expert at being the best cat possible.
Sheryl Sandberg's book has inspired women to start consciousness-raising groups for career women. This elite Bay Area group, the first in the country, agreed to let me in.
Including the photo he posted today with Tiger Woods.
While wearing... maxi skirts!!!!
You Only Legislate Once.
Many rappers borrow style and slang from Bay artists, but the area's long and thriving hip-hop culture has mostly stayed local. These classics prove why the rest of the world needs to take notice.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
I think the Moz would approve. (via Slate)
She tweeted a thank you to the label for stamping "VB" on the sole of the heels they sent to her. She captioned a photo of them: "Thank u @Prada for my shoes!!!! How posh, they have my initials on!!!!" Yes, POSH would be the operative word.
"This conference is an unfortunate vestige from a prior era."
"For several months now, Mayor Booker has been taking the steps necessary to run," the mayor's office says.
Apologies in advance.
Everyone starts somewhere. These campy classics were the springboard for many a sci-fi/fantasy career.
Ever wondered how to say "thank you for being a friend" in Dutch?
Abs, meet under-boob! A little NSFW as under-boob typically is.
These are the quirky, tired, and dramatic faces of Turkish activism.
Darlene Love on Phil Spector bringing a gun to recording sessions, her role as Danny Glover's wife in Lethal Weapon, and talking with Elvis about gospel music. She goes into all this and more in the upcoming documentary 20 Feet From Stardom.
And probably the only one, though maybe it will catch on.
I repeat: Tiger Woods played golf with Kid Rock!
It was the best episode of Room Raiders that ever aired.
Because not being drunk in public is for suckers.
Smooth move, Angels fan.
There are some amazingly strange similarities between the two iconic presidents.
Your Taco Bell taco shells are safe again.
Don't be rude, you little twits. Some adults could still stand to learn these, actually.
These incredible works of art will have you questioning your eyes.
Big budget power fantasies like Remember Me aren't cyberpunk.
What happens when a young Spielberg anxiously learns how Jaws faired with Academy Award nominations? Hilarity. And outrage.
The little things we all secretly love but never really talk about. Like when someone plays with your hair.
Human models get all the fame. But don't forget about the props that also make a living on their looks.
A primary in August, and a general just three weeks before Christie's own reelection. "For all of you who are bored of the governor's race, I have solved your problem."
Oh my God, the supercut of these two Philadelphia anchors bickering is SO hard to watch.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Unless you're imitating a sieve.
With a little help from the Mack, Danielle pulls off this perfectly timed proposal to her girlfriend. Update: Danielle has started a Change.org petition after her wife was kicked out of college for being gay.
After meeting the couple at a bar the night before, Travolta apparently showed up for the ceremony — and posed with the bridal party.
No actual victims testified on the day's first panel.
“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.”― Neil Armstrong
Proof that not everyone hates the Yankees.
No! Don't do that. Ew. No. Noooooo.
In the words of Ludacris, "What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?"
To which there are accompanying stripper dance moves. Thank you to the fan that asked this question at Phoenix Comicon, you are a truly a friend to the internet.
The theme song from Studio Ghibli's masterpiece sounds equally as adorable when sung by cockatiel.
This is an obvious one.
Nice arm, rookie.
NASA, along with Penn State University, was able to capture Magellanic Clouds at ultraviolet wavelengths.
The Eleventh Doctor has always been quite the trendsetter.
And in true Abrams style, the first 'clue' to unravel the mystery of S. was handed out at last week's BookExpo America
America on every corner.
Galliano gave the exclusive post-"I love Hitler" interview to Vanity Fair. At long last, the internet's most talented cats are able to act out the story through his words.
Who says journalists aren't athletes?
Fair warning -- these space experts' stories are really touching.
Frederica Wilson, hat genius.
Between 2010 and 2012, the agency spent $50 million on such conferences.
So many more screeeeeens.
An official ranking.
Sadly, 40-year-old pitching arms don't last forever.
A completely entertaining mix of career, roller coaster relationships, and... acid reflux?
What is this wizardry? Just the magical world of computer science!
Amazing art, that's what!
Essential summer skillz, right here. Keep it simple.
Holmes is suspected of killing 12 and injuring 70 at an Aurora, Colorado, screening of The Dark Knight Rises last summer.
Extreme laziness or pure genius? You make the call!
Seriously, who does her hair?
Things could have been SO different.
Indy cars make way for ducklings.
Shane Battier gives that loving Extra Effort.
And Maya Rudolph is very pregnant with a bob! Not with a man named Bob, with a bob haircut. Her husband, Paul Thomas Anderson, is actually the director of the film.
Bear on the loose in Danbury, Conn.? Not on Mayor Mark Boughton's watch.
Up for a challenge? Take a whack at "Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby." Share your high score below!
You love all the Doctors, but you'll miss Matt Smith's escapades the most.
What marriage troubles?
Troubled gaming company Zynga was forced to lay off 520 employees, or 18 percent of its staff, Monday. The company has lost about $5 billion in value since going public.
Do. It. Yourself.
Warning: You may never look at a kill room the same way again.
He's been a lifelong supporter of Miami's basketball team since oh, this week.
Turns out being a relative or associate of an Urban Outfitters executive or board director is pretty lucrative.
Is your cat sneaky, agile and weapon-trained? She's probably a spy.
From dishing to the "Latina Oprah," to nixing a Pawlenty/bin Laden joke on the eve of the terrorist's assassination, here are some of the juiciest tidbits in my new book, The Center Holds: Obama and His Enemies.
And other social networks.
Naomi Campbell's ex-boyfriend is now apparently dating one of the contestants she mentored on modeling show The Face. Get your popcorn ready.
Ladies, we might not be handling this very well.
They don't quite exist yet. But they will soon!
Michael Kors' head was Photoshopped onto Kate Moss' body, and MORE MAYHEM from one of fashion's most serious nights — the annual CFDA Awards.
The latest attack in a country still reeling from last year's death of a 23-year-old rape victim.
The prankster has become the prank-ee.
Yes indeed, 100% true facts from the man who will guest host The Daily Show this summer.
But did she say yes?
From Destiny's Child to "Grown Woman," but who did it first?
If you're still working out some of your trauma, or if you just like to watch people suffer, here's a fantastic compilation of reactions to the Game of Thrones episode that ruined everyone's life this week. We will get through this together. (Via BuzzFeed Community member Kendrick)
This week is the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square crackdown. Xu Qinxian told his friends, "I'd rather be beheaded than become history's criminal."
15 minutes later.
It was very brief, but still.
From Cheshire to North Yorkshire....
Aliens, moose, and mixers: Here are some facts about alcohol that will make you the toast of your local.
Contains spoilers, obviously.
Meanwhile, the fashion industry cheered wildly at the prospect of her running for president in 2016.
This is the second crime in less than a month that police have said was motivated by homophobia. Russian authorities usually resist classifying such attacks as hate crimes.
The former congressman, disengaged from the other candidates on stage, was just not into the mayoral forum Monday night. "You were bored, too!"
Oh, and the llama's name was Scooter.
Amateur creativity is a beautiful thing.
Anna Nicole premieres June 29 on Lifetime. If the trailer is any indication, we're in for another modern-day classic à la Liz & Dick.
Welcome to the Internet– I'll be your guide!
And more winners from the 2013 ceremony.
Bradley Manning's court-martial is taking place this week. Here's a guide.
Earlier today, Zynga CEO Mark Pincus said he would lay off 520 employees and shut down offices in New York and other places. Here's what it was like for the employees who got their pink slips.
There are some things we'll never get over. WARNING: Spoilers for a whole mess of movies, TV shows, comics, and books — this is old news for most geeks, but proceed at your own discretion.