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Do. It. Yourself.
2. Jesus Dildo

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Its maker describes it as "a hunk of pious penis art," so do with that what you will.
8. Truly Terrifying Glass Dildo

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It's dishwasher-safe.
13. Vintage Vibrator

14. Terracotta Finger Dildo

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You can also wear it as jewelry.
16. Hulk Penis

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That's not the actual name, but tell me I'm wrong.