The 18 Most Insane Sex Toys For Sale On Etsy

"Fun Stripe." Available here.

Its maker describes it as "a hunk of pious penis art," so do with that what you will.

Wow/ow. Available here.

It's on sale for summer.

Plus, the tissues will probably come in handy.

Can I just say how happy I am to have finally managed to type that phrase in a semi-professional setting.

Lovingly crafted.

It's dishwasher-safe.

Get it here, I guess, ugh, maybe.

For the explorer in you.

Mm. Available here.

Sometimes you have to multitask.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You can also wear it as jewelry.

Great for keeping your granny square dildo in place. Available here.

That's not the actual name, but tell me I'm wrong.

Dance what you feel.

Oh Etsy, never change.