Nifty·Posted on Jun 4, 2013The 18 Most Insane Sex Toys For Sale On EtsyDo. It. Yourself.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Crocheted Dildo/Granny Square etsy.com "Fun Stripe." Available here. 2. Jesus Dildo etsy.com Its maker describes it as "a hunk of pious penis art," so do with that what you will. 3. Diletto Stiletto etsy.com Wow/ow. Available here. 4. Butt Plug Tail etsy.com It's on sale for summer. 5. Secret Sex-Toy-Compartment Tissue Box etsy.com Plus, the tissues will probably come in handy. 6. Confetti Dildo etsy.com Can I just say how happy I am to have finally managed to type that phrase in a semi-professional setting. 7. Handmade Leather Flogger etsy.com Lovingly crafted. 8. Truly Terrifying Glass Dildo etsy.com It's dishwasher-safe. 9. Even More Terrifying Bunny Monster Dildo etsy.com Get it here, I guess, ugh, maybe. 10. Easter Island Butt Plug etsy.com For the explorer in you. 11. Homemade Edible Lube. etsy.com Mm. Available here. 12. Dildo/Bottle Opener etsy.com Sometimes you have to multitask. 13. Vintage Vibrator etsy.com NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 14. Terracotta Finger Dildo etsy.com You can also wear it as jewelry. 15. Crocheted Strap-On Harness etsy.com Great for keeping your granny square dildo in place. Available here. 16. Hulk Penis etsy.com That's not the actual name, but tell me I'm wrong. 17. Zombie Finger Dildo etsy.com Dance what you feel. 18. "Rubber Love" Embroidery etsy.com Oh Etsy, never change.